THE "BOMB"

DISCLAIMER

This recipe is for illustrative purposes only.

FORCES INTERNATIONAL is not responsible in any way, shape or form, directly and/or indirectly, for any direct or indirect damage, loss of productivity, onus on health systems, potential weight gain, consequences for short, medium, long range health deviation from the mean health index arbitrarily set up by any competent or incompetent governmental body, and/or private and/or semiprivate organization, university, laboratory, and/or other organizations such as lobby groups, resulting from real, statistical, assumed, fake, manipulated or otherwise government-approved or endorsed evidence for the recipe hereunder.

Furthermore, FORCES INTERNATIONAL declines any past, present or future responsibility for any other possible direct or indirect, intentional or unintentional consequence of whatever nature, association with disease, psychological suffering, stress, feigning, pain and suffering, hypochondriac or demonstrated, induced or inducible discomfort that may result as consequence of the use of the egg.

WARNING: eggs are addictive, and associated with the presence of high cholesterol, diarrhea, acid stomach, indigestion, flatulence, headaches, heart disease, liver dysfunction, constipation (if taken with lemon) glycaemic conditions (if taken with sugar), hemorrhoids (if taken with spices). If hard-boiled, eggs must be chewed first, or suffocation may result. Do not administer eggs to children under 16 without prior parental consent.

DO NOT USE EGGS TO SHOW DISSENT!



Just the name of this recipe is a clear indication of the dangers involved.

Get a fresh egg. Look at the egg, and realize that you don't know what you are doing. Read the label on the box thoroughly. Quietly thank the Motherland for telling you about the risks involved.

Now, open the egg in half. Make sure that no small pieces of shell fall inside the egg. That may mean instant death upon ingestion. By passing the egg's contents several times between the two halves of the shell, you should be able to eliminate the white and keep the yolk.

Put the yolk in a coffee cup that has been previously washed.

Get the sugar bowl out of the locked cabinet where you keep the dangerous stuff safely out of the reach of children.

Put four spoonfuls of sugar in the cup. We realize we are risking big here, folks, for sugar is not kidstuff. Actually, this recipe is sitting on a ghost server located outside US territory to avoid serious legal consequences.

Get a coffee spoon. Vigorously, stir the contents of the cup until the egg hardens slightly. During this operation, be careful about heart attacks, excessive sweat, hyperventilation, and muscle inflammation. Make sure that you have a good grip on both cup and on spoon, so that they do not fly out the window and accidentally cause injury and psychological stress to the person who gets them on the head. You may get sued. On the other hand, make sure the grip is not excessive in order to avoid breakage of the cup which may result in personal injury.

Add a few drops of concentrated coffee and mix in. DO NOT EXCEED 4 drops. Coffee is addictive, and it is known to create anxiety, heart disease, insomnia, tachycardia. Call the CDC for more information on the dangers of coffee.

The potion is now ready. You can always try it on your neighbour first if there are no witnesses around.

Don't be fooled by the good taste, and by the feeling of satisfaction. Eggs are just like cigarettes: once you try them, they taste so good, you don't want to give them up anymore, and THAT is the secret conspiracy of the egg industry:

The exploitation of unwilling chickens to produce an addictive product that makes manufacturers rich while they sit back and smoke fat cigars.


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