December 12 -
Permission for pleasure -
The
prohibitionists worship at the altar of health but like all those
who worship false gods live in an absolutist dimension where good
and bad are black and white with no shades of gray allowed.
Smoking is always and totally bad. Enjoyment of rich food
always leads to an early grave. Cocktails are poison.
Jacob Sullum notes that every study espoused by the "anti" crowd can
be countered by studies that show opposite results.
Moderation, once a virtue endorsed by all, is the key that has been
lost.
December 12 -
Butt out -
Statistics
released recently contain good news. The longevity of Americans continues
is rise while premature deaths from cancer and heart disease continue their
decline. To listen to Big Health, however, is to hear a story of gloom and
doom supplemented by demands for government intervention into the lifestyles of
citizens.
While Radley Balko's focus on the disconnect
between Big Health and the facts specifically addresses the war on obesity, the
statistics he cites regarding lower cancer and heart attack rates are useful in
countering Big Health's argument that tobacco use is responsible for death and
disease. The decline in these two diseases is has been rapider than the
decline in smoking rates, not surprising since the percentage of smokers has
been stable for well over a decade.
When looking at government intervention into
overeating, Balko notes that if obesity is such a killer two decades of porking
up could hardly result in declining cancer and heart attack rates. A
healthier public is at odds with the grim prognostications so beloved by Big
Health and its handmaidens in the media. The goal is not better health but
better behaved subjects.
December 2
-
Coke suit -
The
same people who sued the tobacco industry in the 1990's plan to sue
Coca Cola for making kids fat. The parallel couldn't be any
more obvious:
Part of the strategy is to
claim that soft drink companies use caffeine, a mildly
addictive substance, to hook children on a product that is
dangerous because of its empty calories.
"It is less egregious, but it is a
little like having a cigarette machine in a school," Daynard
said about soda vending machines.
Richard Daynard makes his living,
often on federal grants, devising strategies to sue rich
corporations. When the definition of "addictive substance" was
expanded to include nicotine and caffeine, the anti-tobacco
lawyers were given a weapon to litigate the tobacco industry into
submission. Alcohol, food and drink corporations were silent
when the law was corrupted to sue the tobacco industry. Their
silence and craven passivity then paved the way for their shakedown
now.
November 21 -
Incorrect food causes lung disease -
Moving
on. The anti-food crowd is now fingering naughty food for
chronic obstructive pulmonary disease,
formerly considered the smoker's province. Guess they're
trying to stay a step ahead of prohibition but what will the tobacco
control crowd blame for lung disease after all the smokers are
safely carted off to smoke-free jails? This new study could be
useful if only to beef up the huge list of confounders not accounted
for in studies that aim to finger smoke.
November 11
-
Hamburgers cause asthma -
In
perhaps the most blatant rip-off of anti-smoking health scares,
anti-fat researchers in New Zealand are claiming that eating
hamburgers cause asthma. Anti-tobacco tried this trick,
blaming secondhand smoke for childhood asthma, but finally gave it
up when the facts clearly
contradicted this claim. Not only
could they produce no evidence but intuitively people knew that
escalating childhood asthma rates could not be caused by smoking at
a time when smoking rates were in decline.
The anti-fat brigade doesn't have
that problem. Asthma rates are going up while obesity rates
are rising. On that level, why not blame the demonized
fast-food providers? Too bad the New Zealand researchers
managed to find that too many hamburgers only "doubles the risk of
asthma attacks and wheezing in children." In epidemiology, the
technique used for this study, a doubling is
no big deal. The researchers have found nothing but in
these days of scientific illiteracy they didn't need anything to get
the media to report the big fat nothing.
November 9 -
Instilling disgust -
Taking
a page from Canada's endless war on its citizens who smoke, the
British Heart Foundation launched an anti-fast food campaign that
features images of offal, guts and gristle nestled in a hamburger
bun. Like the disgusting pictures of abscessed teeth and
hardened arteries that grace cigarette packs in Canada, the
revolting fast food images are designed not so much to "educate"
consumers to make better choices as to demonize a legitimate
industry. If smokers or fast food enthusiasts feel dirty for
indulging their tastes, so much the better.
One component of the anti-smoking and
anti-fat campaigns that will always be missing is a call to make
smoking or fast food illegal. It's a surprising
omission since, according to the fanatics, tobacco and fast food
lead to a certain, premature and painful death. If they are so
bad, why not make them illegal? Two reasons; they are not
inherently unhealthy and without rich corporations to loot the
"anti" crowd would have to seek honest employment.

October 5 -
Resistance is futile -
The
obesity epidemic has now become so wide spread that it doesn’t even
matter if you are fat today – you still need mandates from the food
police and they have a God-given, morally superior right to feed it to
you. According to MSNBC News
and The Associated Press
the latest studies show the reported odds are now 9 in 10 for men and 7
in 10 for women that they will be
come fat at some time in the future!
Ban restaurant
billboards! Tax cheese burgers! Mandate “Barbacue Free” air! Subsidize
Tofu and offer health activists taxpayer-funded 401(k) plans that
specialize in socially responsible “Fat-Free” stocks! Turn Christine
Gregoire loose to craft the 2006 fat Master Settlement Agreement! No, we
don’t just need to “Save the Children” anymore! “Save the Parents,” too.
A strident alarm rings
out from
Boston: “The Fat
Ones are Coming! The Fat Ones are Coming!” Of course, it’s not Paul
Revere on his horse sounding the alarm this time. It’s Paul’s
great-great-great-great-great grand daughter Cruella Revere-DeVille
manipulating the controls of an SUV that would intimidate a Mack truck
for lane space. Cruella screams into her grant-funded cell phone, “I’m
skinny as hell and I’m not taking it anymore! My nostrils burn from a
yokel smoking in the next county and my eyes swell shut with an allergic
reaction every time I see oversized buns!”
Which explains why
zero-body-fat Pristine Cruella was still yelling into her cell phone as
she veered across the median and kissed an eighteen wheeler beer truck
head on at 85 miles per hour. Her month’s supply of Jenny Craig meals
scattered all over the freeway; that will be a $500 littering fine
payable by the estate, thank you. She was so skinny that the jaws of
life couldn’t get a grip, just like her.
When one is so blinded
by agendas that they cannot see reality strange things happen.
Anti-obesity crisis
solved,
another “Anti-Mentality” professional activist goes out true to form as
a self-extinguishing species. One more toilet-tongue silenced by their
own fixations.
Thank God that in His
universe “Energy always
balances!”
More breaking news to
follow as this latest crisis unfolds.
October 3
-
Chicken Little takes over the WHO -
The
panic-mongers were in full cry at the World Health Organization last
week. Not only is there an epidemic of obesity hitting the
industrial world but even the poor folk are getting fat.
According to the WHO over 1 billion people are overweight and obese
and the number will increase by 500 million, mostly in the poorer
countries.
Words such as staggering, overwhelming
and tragedy fly fast and furious as the nomenklatura running the WHO
deplore the eating habits of just about everyone. As the
rhetoric, if not the actual "epidemic", heats up the number of
fatsos escalates unaccountably. It used to be half and now
it's three fourths of various countries populations who are
overweight. Before long the Chicken Littles' outré hysteria
will fall on the deaf ears of a weary population.
September 19 -
Terminator takes aim
-
Arnold
Schwarzenegger, California's kick butt governor,
kicked off a high profile campaign to flatten the "obesity epidemic"
running rampant in the world's most health-obsessed location.
No campaign in the Health Reich would be complete without
accompanying legislation, described by the San Francisco Chronicle
as "the toughest school food nutrition guidelines in the nation when
the new laws take effect." In behavior-control-speak, "tough"
is the adjective most preferred when individual choice is
eliminated. Meanwhile the drop-out rate is amongst the highest
while educational competence is near the lowest in rankings with the
other 49 states.
September 9 -
Flat earth labels -
California's
attorney general, egged on by trial lawyers and anti-fat grifters,
filed suit to require warning labels on french fries and potato
chips. He claims that the process that produces these foods,
as well as more wholesome fare such as olives, results in the
production of a carcinogenic cancer. The "science" that came
to this conclusion is as bogus as the attorney general's
qualification for high office.
August 31
-
Surgeon Dictator -
While
normal people enjoyed the last month of summer indulging in
vacations, time spent with friends and family, the fat police have
been toiling in the vineyards of paternalistic regulation policy.
John Luik examines one proposal that
would require restaurants to cut their servings by one half to
two-thirds. He not only makes mincemeat of the supposed
"obesity epidemic" that would justify such a bizarre — not to say wildly illegal — policy but points out how restaurants,
as well as all other business, respond to consumer demand not
the reverse.
August 31
-
French fries and cancer
-
While
french fries are the object of California's health cartel's ire,
John Luik writes an informative piece regarding the "science" that
found a link between girls who eat them and breast cancer later in
life. This is a must read for those who wish to understand how
epidemiology and statistics are perverted to produce a politically
desirable result.
August 29
-
Opening
the suit floodgates -
The
shysters celebrated Friday over the announcement by California
Attorney General Bill Lockyer that he has sued
McDonald's, Burger King and KFC and the makers of
several popular potato-chip brands because they failed to warn the
public about the dangers of acrylamide, a carcinogen produced when
potatoes and other starchy foods are cooked at high temperatures.
That acrylamide hasn't actually been shown to cause cancer except
when force fed to animals in extraordinary amounts is no concern to
Lockyer who believes the key to future political success is to sue
as many unpopular businesses as possible.
Acrylamide, naturally produced when starchy foods
like potatoes and bread are baked, roasted, fried or toasted, has
been around as long as baking. What is new is the American
tort system that has become the biggest shakedown racket on the
planet. Using junk science lawyers sue rich corporations under
various pretexts that have nothing to do with health or safety. Acrylamide may be a carcinogen when taken in massive doses but as a
byproduct of standard culinary processes that have been in operation
for millennia it has been safely consumed for all of recorded
history.
Lockyer's ostensible pretext for suing the food
industry is that Proposition 65, the voter-approved initiative that
requires warnings when people are exposed to known carcinogens or
toxic chemicals, requires the food processors to clearly label their
products as carcinogenic. That has never been proven and the
government agency charged with requiring warning labels has not yet
ruled that potato chips, french fries, prune juice, asparagus and
olives need them. Lockyer's political ambition and his
subservience to the trial lawyers once again trumps the law.
August 22
-
"Healthy" foods flop
-
A
major subtext of the war on fat is that the portly and obese are
victims of the food industry. If only healthy fare were
offered in the nation's restaurants and fast food joints the obesity
crisis would be diminished if not solved. Left out of this
simplistic equation is personal taste and choice, two bad concepts
according to the behavioral engineers and shakedown artists that
created the epidemic of obesity.
One restaurant decided to incorporate
the nutritional guidelines promulgated by the anti-fat warriors.
More than 40 healthful items were added to the menu, complete with
written calorie count and fat content. Diners didn't bite and
now the healthful dishes have been drastically reduced and banished
to the back of the menu. The restaurant is now promoting its
biggest burgers and has resumed the large servings of french fries
and pasta. Sales are now up 3 to 4 percent.
August 12
-
Big Apple embraces the con
-
New
York City continues its collapse into hysterical silliness by
issuing a call to every restaurant in the city to cease using
partially hydrogenated vegetable oils, known as trans fats.
Three decades ago the same health hysterics now demanding that their
banishment from the kitchen embraced trans fats as healthy
alternatives to saturated fats like butter. With the rise of
junk science and the phony war on fat the bossy elite now declares
that trans fats are as dangerous as asbestos and lead.
While NYC Health Commissioner Thomas
R. Frieden — "one of the city's most activist public health
commissioners in a generation," in the fawning prose of the NY Times —
insists eliminating trans fats is completely voluntary we've all
seen health dictators move their agendas from the voluntary to brute
coercion. Mayor Michael Bloomberg is itching to enforce
compliance to his peculiar vision of slapping the lower orders into
shape.
Since the New York Times neglects to
do so, we will point out that there is no evidence that trans fats
are a health problem. A shoddy study in Sweden launched the
crusade a few years ago. That study has been debunked as well
as those erupting subsequently. Below are a sampling of
dissenting opinion that have been ignored by the special interest
operative running New York's public health.
Going in Circles
This Food Can Kill You
August 5 -
Filling the void with food
-
The
British are drowning their sorrows in tons of high-risk, high-cal
comfort food. The medical establishment expects a spike in the
obesity rate as growing numbers turn to junk food for comfort.
Three quarters of the population admits to gorging on chocolates and
potato chips rather than confiding in friends or seeking medical
help.
"These people are desperate to
fill the void created by loneliness, depression and insecurity.
You could describe this as 'hungry for love," says sob sister
and consultant psychiatrist Dr Peter Rowan.
The nauseating verbiage continues at
exhausting length but rather than waste time poking holes through
the bogus premise of a national mental breakdown causing an obesity
epidemic itching to be fixed by wholesale therapy sessions, let us
instead offer a simple solution:
Stop the war on tobacco!
When smoking was ubiquitous throughout Great Britain the inhabitants
were respected throughout the world for their steadfastness,
courage, good manners and above all their stiff upper lips.
Disintegrating into a lugubrious mound of quivering Jell-O when
faced with the vicissitudes of life was considered bad form.
Straighten up! When unlucky in love, stop the whining and
spit out the bonbons. Pour yourselves a stiff one, light one
up, pull yourself together and tell the therapists where to shove
it.
July 27
-
Cost considerations -
As
the war on the portly accelerates many in the behavior control camp,
recognizing that the public is not yet quite ready to accept the
proposition that every health issue is a public issue, are pushing
forward the proposition that individual health is the
public's concern since health care costs are shared. This is
the same notion that removed smoking from the private sphere and
erroneously thrust it into the public square. Jacob Sullum
deconstructs this false premise and places it in the context of
volition and compulsion.
July 18 -
Greasing the path for the lawyers -
The
deceptively named Center for Science in the Public Interest has called
upon the Food and Drug Administration to impose a series of health notices
on containers of non-diet soft drinks. The rotating labels, inspired
by the warnings on packs of cigarettes, would exhort the drinker to cut
back on the soda to prevent weight gain, tooth decay and "other health
problems," warn against the "addictive" properties of caffeine and imply
that drinking soft drinks rather than milk leads to brittle bones and
calcium loss.
Steve Milloy makes short work of the "science" that
forms the basis of CSPI's justification for
government interference in the soft drink industry
and, as an amusing aside, highlights the groups
hypocrisy in seemingly endorsing milk consumption.
What he doesn't say, although CSPI's reputation
eloquently would so confirm, is that this scheme
would be highly welcome by the trial lawyers.
Counterintuitive though it is on the surface, the
cigarette warning labels, imposed by the government,
were a boon to ushering in the shakedown of the
consumers of tobacco products. Every action
the anti-fat brigade takes is a step to further the
rape and pillage of the food industry and its
customers.
June 23 -
Caution: potato chips are hazardous to your health
- If a
gang of shakedown artists gets its way bags of potato chips in
California will soon be required to carry warning labels that chips
and dip are a shortcut to the graveyard. Preposterously state
law gives weight to the racketeers' insane claim that potato chips
warrant a stringent warning label.
As any visitor to the state
will attest California is polluted with endless warning signs in gas
stations, restaurants, grocery stores, parking lots, hardware
stores, each warning the public that this and that can cause cancer,
harm children or cause pregnancy complications. These signs are
required under a voter approved initiative passed nearly twenty
years ago.
As the war on fat heats up and resources are
diverted from tobacco junk studies to food junk studies the
gangsters will manufacture the "evidence" that will be used to
ultimately ban the foods they don't like.
June 16
-
Federal diet from hell -
Earlier
this year, to much fanfare, the U.S. Departments of Agriculture and
Health and Human Services released a brand new food pyramid,
supposedly ushering that venerable symbol into the modern world.
A tribute to modernity, however, meant that the new, improved food
pyramid is basically incomprehensible. The food groups that
made up the old pyramid have been airbrushed out of the design rendering
it useless to all but those trained in the arts of physiology and
nutrition.
Sandy Szwarc is qualified and has
examined the pyramid and its underlying concepts. She finds a
disturbing trend ignored by the subservient press.
Despite proclaiming the pyramid to be a
design for "personalized" calorie recommendations rather than a
guide for loosing weight, the recommendations, if followed, will put
nearly everyone on a diet that would be far more hazardous
than retaining our Body Mass Index that, after some juggling by the
anti-fat brigade, pushes most of us into the overweight category.
While few people can achieve the goals set by the pyramid many will,
as Szwarc points out, be driven to the eating disorders that result
from an obsession with counting calories and restrictive eating.
What's most appalling in her report
is not the furtive goal of putting most Americans on an impossible
diet — one of the end
results of the war on fat, in addition to shaking down the food
industry, is behavior modification on a massive level —
but the complete lack of scientific integrity that underlines the
entire scheme.
June 13 -
CDC Swat Team Hits West Virginia -
"It
is definitely a waste of taxpayer dollars" said Ables, president of
FORCES West Virginia. The nonprofit consumer organization advocates
personal choice and freedoms. "This country never was intended to be
run by healthism."
In other words, if a behavior is
considered unhealthy, the individual is prohibited from doing it.
"Unhealthy" always is defined by others, she noted.
Maryetta Ables is being diplomatic. The incident she is
talking about could almost be attributed as an assault upon one West
Virginia country. Apparently not a bit embarrassed about
wildly overestimating the death toll from obesity, the Centers for
Disease Control dispatched a team of specialists to study fat the
same way it studies outbreaks of infectious diseases. During
the three-week investigation the team interrogated school
administrators about school lunches and physical activity programs.
The team put local grocery stores under the microscope to see if
fresh fruit, vegetables and skim milk were available.
The CDC is reaping reams of bad press for its foray into the
hinterland in search of politically incorrect eating habits but as
the "war" on smoking began modestly and escalated into an outright
assault on civil liberties, so too shall the war on fat begin with
"suggestions" that will soon turner into orders.
June 10 -
Pudgy milk drinkers -
A
collaborative effort between the anti-farigade and vegetarian
activists has shown promising results in an anti-milk study.
The targets of this particular study are children. The study
"suggests" that children who drink milk are more prone to obesity.
Further, as this story notes, milk drinking can lead to prostate and
ovarian cancer. Milk as a good source of calcium, needed for
strong bones, is a myth.
"The basic beverage should be
water," Willett added. "We know that in many parts of the world,
kids don't drink any milk at all and they end up with healthy
bones."
Dr. Walter Willet works for the
Harvard Medical School, the outfit that finds one half of Americans
mentally disturbed. Way down at the end of this "news story"
we find that the study didn't clearly show that milk causes weight
gain.
June 10 -
Eat what you want
-
Sandy
Szwarc, understandably pleased at the Centers for Disease Control
falling flat on its face, is even more pleased to report on a
randomized clinical trial that buries the dieting myth. It's
no secret that that nation's obsession with dieting and its fetish
for "low fat/low cal" snake oil coincided with the increase in
overweight people. The anti-fat warriors and the diet industry
may scream in anger but the old virtue of moderation again appears
to be the best route to health.
June 7 -
Supersize
this -
Duane
D. Freese takes on an anti-fat "activist" and Michael Moore wannabe,
dribbling him up and down the court right before he slices and dices
his pretensions into an unappetizing glob of mush, ready to be flushed down
the drain. For a satisfying exposé of a con man who became the
toast of the progressives, read this piece and enjoy.
June 6 -
Baby talk for giving orders
-
Say
this for the anti-fat warriors at the Centers for Disease Control;
they may have been caught with their pants down but they concede
nothing.
A few months after acknowledging her
agency cooked the books to inflate the obesity death toll numbers,
Julie Gerberding, director of the CDC, is unashamedly demanding that
the utmost priority be given to fighting obesity, come hell or high
water.
"It is not OK to be overweight.
People need to be fit, they need to have a healthy diet,
they need to exercise.
Frankly, Julie, people don't need
to have a health diet anymore than they need to exercise.
You are an unelected bureaucrat who has absolutely no power over the
citizens of this country. So sorry, but that's the way it is.
And please, Julie, if you want to be taken seriously can the
euphemistic "not OK." We have perfectly good words such as
"bad", "unhealthy" and the like.
May 20 -
Just how fat are we? - The Center for Disease Control's
colossal overestimation of the death toll caused by obesity is the
give that just keeps on giving. Larry Elder joins the crowd in
piling on this federal agency whose hysterical exaggerations — 400,00, no 440,000, no 500,000
dead from smoking! — have
become the fodder for a legion of comedians. Elder presents a
hilarious conversation with one of those dreary busybodies who
believe the government must crack down on the fatsoes.
May 11 -
Super-Sized Statistics -
Medicalized
behavior is behavior that government deems proper to control. If the
food going into your mouth is an addiction or an epidemic, then your
diet ceases to be a personal choice and becomes an issue of public
safety. The lunch you pack for your children becomes a matter of
public policy.
After the limp response from most of the
media to the Centers for Disease Control's mistake in grossly
overestimating the death toll from overeating, this article by Wendy
McElroy,
FORCES Honour Committee is refreshing indeed. McElroy doesn't take the tack
that the CDC's mistake may be deplorable but it's heart is in the
right place. She instead points out how researchers and
agencies routinely hype their findings with the object of maximizing
the panic factor. The more the hysteria the faster the grants
flow in.
It is disappointing that she doesn't
explicitly damn the CDC's tally of Americans "killed" by tobacco but
every criticism of the CDC's methods that produced the outrageous
fat death toll applies equally to the smoking death toll that yearly
grows larger, despite the same CDC saying that smoking rates have
declined.
Pay special attention to the case of a
top obesity researcher who “fabricated data in 17 applications for
federal grants to make his work seem more promising, helping him win
nearly $3 million in government funding.” This con artist
isn't unique.
May 10 -
Fat
tax in the works -
It's
only a matter of time before a "progressive" city or state enacts a
punitive tax on the fare offered by fast food establishments.
The city of Detroit enters the sweepstakes to see who will be first
with a bona fide fat tax. Although the mayor, who proposed the
fat tax, plays lip service to the god of health, everyone knows that
the motivation for imposing the tax is strictly financial. The
city is broke.
Anti-tax activists claim that it will
impact the poor the most. Well, so do the high cigarette taxes
that Michigan imposes. The poor always bare the brunt of
so-called sin taxes and if Detroit gets its way, McDonalds will now
become a sinful pleasure.
May 10 -
It's not a joke, it's a con job -
The
CDC's conclusions about mortality weren't based on anyone's science,
but like hundreds of "studies" reported each week on what has been
discovered to be good for us or not good for us, it was based almost
wholly on statistical associations.
Daniel Henninger of the Wall Street
Journal, like many in the news business, is having great fun with
the Centers for Disease Control's about face on the obesity death
toll. Last year the CDC released a report showing that nearly
400,000 Americans per year died of diseases related to overeating.
Last month the CDC released a revised figured showing that the
annual death toll form overeating is only 26,000. That's quite
a spread, and we don't mean waist size.
Henninger's explanation of the CDC's
"mistake" is adequate, as far as it goes, and his mockery of health
hysteria and the resulting heavy-handedness of the government and
associated do-gooders is welcome. He stops short, however, in
carrying his conclusions through to the logical endpoint, which is
that the CDC's "mistake" was deliberate. He also is sadly
mistaken if he thinks that CDC is chastened and that the admission
of its "mistake" will end the war on fat.
The CDC purposefully chose the nearly
400,000 fat death toll because it was nearly the same as the death
toll from tobacco. The important point that Henninger, and too
many others, is missing is that just as the 400,000 fat death toll
was based upon nothing but statistical manipulation so too is the
400,000 tobacco death toll based upon
nothing by lies.
As tobacco became demonized and more
harmful in direct proportion to the financial rewards accruing to
the anti-smoking warriors, so overeating becomes, and will become
despite Henninger's naive optimism, more deadly as more money is
dispersed to the con artists who grow rich off health hysteria.
May 6 -
The portly rich
-
Lest
the affluent feel left out of the hoopla over the obesity
"epidemic", researchers have discovered that being rich is no
antidote to being fat. As always when they want to make a
splash the researchers are "surprised" at what they found,
although they not that their findings "underline the whole
complexity" of the obesity "epidemic."
The final sentence
of this story is not very surprising as the researchers confide
that, "We need to have a lot more research
... to tailor our interventions to specific populations."
May 2 -
Undeterred by the facts -
After
an article in a leading medical journal reported last week that
people who are overweight, but not obese, have a lower risk of death
than normal-size and skinny people, it might seem that pleasingly
plump could finally become the socially accepted norm. But even the
Centers for Disease Control, whose researchers helped conduct the
journal study, continue to say that fighting fat remains a top
public health priority.
And some social critics and medical researchers say that because
there are so many groups with an entrenched interest in crusading
against fat it is unlikely that the obesity epidemic will be
declared over anytime soon.
Whether there is an "epidemic" of
obesity or not is not particularly relevant in the case of the CDC
admitting it had wildly inflated the death toll from fat. What
is relevant is that it did so and was caught. The huge range
of deaths, from nearly 400,000 to less than 30,000, is what is
important and has been almost ignored by the mainstream press.
This report from the New York Times
is typical in that the reporter refuses to acknowledge the pattern
of deception common to the CDC. Its estimates of people killed
by tobacco are as unrealistic as its estimate of those who ate
themselves to death. The identical methods are used for not
only smoking and obesity but for all the diseases and ailments that
catch the CDC's eye. The reporter is certainly correct,
however, that the fat "epidemic" will continue apace as long as
there are people able to get rich off the hysteria.
May 2 -
Fighting back cultural imperialism -
Hoping
to case in on the obesity hysteria, some grant junkies in Hong Kong
launched an assault upon the popular Chinese dish, dim sum. If
it feels good, then it must be bad for you was the extent of the
"evidence" the scientists offered yet the government fell into lock
step and took the anti-dim sum campaign to the people.
It appears that the residents have no
use for panic-mongers hoping to wipe out the pleasures that make
life worth living. In a subtle but welcome repudiation to the
dim sum equals death crowd, the reporter interviews an 86-year old
man who likes his dim sum to leave trails of grease on his plate.
April 26
-
Anatomy of a fraud -
She
calls it a "grossly exaggerated and fabricated scare campaign" and
then Sandy Szwarc takes her gloves off and really lets the Centers
for Disease Control have it. How did the CDC overestimate the
death toll by overeating by 1,450 percent? Just like it did
the death toll from tobacco. Delve into the murky world of
manufacturing hysteria for control and profit.
April
21 -
Modernizing the food pyramid -
As
the hysteria over the fat epidemic accelerates the information from
the government become more confusing, if not contradictory.
For years special interests working for the food, tort and
regulatory industries have demanded that the old food pyramid be
upgraded and made more relevant.
The pyramid has been around since the
1960's and was developed as a shorthand guide to healthy nutrition.
Although few people followed the recommended servings of the food
groups contained in the pyramid it is a symbol recognized by
everyone. Crank groups for the past few decades have
complained that it is heavy on meat and dairy consumption at the
expense of vegetables and grains, invariably described as
"wholesome" by proponents seeking to refurbish the decor of the
pyramid with more politically correct furnishings. The cranks
have now won and the resulting pyramid is now an icon of our times.
The food groups are now just colored section while an energetic,
sexless being frenetically ascends the pyramid's slope.
What should be yet another example of
the federal government's smothering paternalism is treated as a
starting point to a new era of health consciousness.
April 21 -
Weirdly fungible numbers
-
Last
year the Centers for disease control issued a report showing that
the number of people dying from being overweight is almost as much
as those supposedly killed by tobacco. Anti-tobacco went
ballistic over this intrusion onto their turf and the CDC admitted
that its numbers were inaccurate. Months later and the CDC has
reduced the fat death toll by two thirds, well below that caused by
smoking and a bit more than those killed by alcohol.
The CDC's incompetence has a silver
lining for all who are becoming suspicious about fluctuating death
tolls. The debacle of the fat deaths reminds people that the
death toll from smoking, drinking and many other causes are not
connected to reality. All are determined from statistical
calculations, not from actual dead bodies. The CDC was
guessing about the obesity deaths just as it is guessing about
tobacco deaths. Both will fluctuate depending upon which gang
has the most juice. Right now anti-tobacco is supreme as is
attested to the constantly rising tobacco-related deaths even as
anti-tobacco is crowing that smoking rates continue to decline.
April 19 -
Cultural invasion -
Dim
sum is a Chinese dish that has been eaten for centuries. In
America it is one of the most representatives of Chinese cuisine due
to the diversity and tastiness of the ingredients. The
international anti-fat brigade is hoping to make them a think of the
past, even though the Chinese are certainly not participating in the
"epidemic of obesity." Nonetheless the bite sized treats have
been dissected, measured, tabulated and quantified. Tiny time
bombs is what they are, according to the busybodies hoping to drain
every morsel of pleasure from life.
April 4
- Rigging
the system -
None of this may
matter to the Senate's leading socialist and his fellow nanny-staters.
Messages of individual accountability for health and well-being have
little place in his world where Washington and trial attorneys are
itching to take control of what you see and hear and what you eat.
What
Nick Schulz is talking about is how legislators and special interests
collude to devise a system that compels corporations to adopt policies
and practices that are then subject to litigation by special interests
who wish to shakedown and rape the corporations. The template for
this was constructed years ago when anti-tobacco special interests
lobbied the government to force the cigarette manufacturers to make
low-tar cigarettes. The companies complied and now find themselves
embroiled in lawsuits accusing them of deceiving the public that these
light cigarettes are safer than the full flavored brands.
The same is being done
to the food industry, where, as an example, Kraft foods is being sued
because it sells a low sugar cereal that the plaintiff claims is no
healthier than the regular cereals. The same politicians, in this
article the anti-tobacco Senator Harkin, D-Iowa, are fulfilling the same
roles they assumed in anti-tobacco regulation. Such a
collusion between the governing class and mercantile special interests
and their lawyers is legalized racketeering and a mockery of our
political tradition
March 31 -
Big
Salt -
There's a menace abroad in the land,
a lethal white powder that is being consumed by sensation-seekers all
across America. And like meth and other fashionable horrors, this
scourge is not confined to the mean streets of the big city, but can be
found in the small towns, big malls and red states of the heartland.
Worse still, there's disturbing evidence that many otherwise responsible
people are being tricked into taking this substance; horrifying report
after horrifying report of innocent and unsuspecting individuals
swallowing food cynically spiked with this silent and seductive killer,
a killer which is, some say, responsible for the loss of 150,000
Americans — that's nearly forty times the battlefield death toll at
Antietam — each year.
And over one quarter as much as are
killed by tobacco, we must add since the pattern so amusingly recounted
here derives completely from the war on smokers. Andrew Suttaford
aims his barbs and facts at the Center for Science in the Public
Interest, the most repulsive of the outfits springing up to share the
spoils when the food industry is shaken down as was the tobacco
industry. Junk science, hysteria-peddling, media compliance and
naked financial maneuverings, all are part of the battle against salt,
one battle in the war on food providers and their customers.
March 31 -
Dining
hints from the Feds -
The benevolent government has placed its imprimatur on bread. We
are now free to enjoy it, in moderation of course, as long is it is
prepared using wholesome whole grains. Forget the processed white
stuff and replace cake with trail mix, whole grains are good for you and
that must be the only consideration for dining in the age of Big
Health. Of course this isn't really bad advice and Granny may have
so advised the same back in the dark ages when the government didn't
have the run of our kitchens.
March 29 - Marketing
Circle Jerk -
With the explosion of the Internet and cable news, the need to
package 24 hours worth of news, seven days a week becomes a quite a
challenge. Nonetheless this story from Fox News, courtesy of
the Associated Press, really scrapes the bottom of the huge barrel
of numbing triviality.
Fox News
breathlessly informs its readers, and no doubt its viewers as well,
that Burger King has updated its breakfast menu. Stop the
presses! The "news" in a story that should be
relegated to fast food trade magazines is that Burger King's tasty
new meal packs 730 calories and 47 grams of fat in the form of an
omelet on steroids. The genesis of this leaden treat is not
covered by the AP report.
The
anti-fat brigade thrust calories onto the public consciousness and
the anathema heaped upon fast food purveyors, rendering every move
these companies make "news." Burger King gets free
advertising from outlets like Fox News and the New York Times each
time it launches a new low-cal item. When Burger King, or any
other fast food joint, really wants to attract notice it introduces
a meal that will give the health nuts the vapors. This omelet
is guaranteed to prod anti-fat pressure groups into shrill
denunciations of corporate greed and hysterical cries for government
regulation. Fox News and the New York Times will duly report
the outrage while ignoring the real story of how corporate interests
collude with "health" special interests groups by drumming
up controversy where no should exist. It's a great deal for
all parties concerned, except for the public, which is, as always,
spared any distressing information of how the citizens are being
played for patsies.
March 18 -
Threat
to longevity -
Just a few years ago we found out that we are in the midst of an
epidemic of obesity. This week we find out that the every
increasing life span is doomed to reversal. Our children will
not live as long as we do because they are so damned fat.
So
say the "researchers" in a "provocative" new
analysis published in the New England Journal of Medicine.
Threaded throughout the ominous report are the qualifiers that we've
grown to love:
-
Could be
shortened by two to five years in coming decades unless
aggressive efforts are taken to slow the obesity epidemic.
-
The youth of
today may, on average, live less healthy and possibly
even shorter lives than their parents,
They do trash the
qualifiers when alluding to the recently released news touting the
highest longevity rates in our history by musing that if it weren't
for our overweight population our life span would be even
higher. So good news morphs into bad news while agenda-pushing
takes center stage.
March
18 - The
windbags weigh in -
“It has become a full-fledged epidemic,” said Sen. Tom
Harkin, an Iowa Democrat, at a news conference Wednesday. “Junk
food ads are pervasive on TV and radio, in print media, on the
Internet, on billboards, in movies and along grocery store aisles.
Not even schools are safe havens anymore.”
When
last we saw the rabidly anti-tobacco senator he was filling in as a
coat rack for erstwhile presidential candidate Howard Dean.
Now he is clawing his way back from political Ultima Thule by
grasping onto the sexiest political fad going on these days.
Ignoring the deficit, the war in Iraq and Social Security reform
Congress is prepared to tackle fat epidemic and they are itching to
pass a plethora of rules and regulations.
Backing
up the grandstanding politicians is a chorus of financially
motivated special interests who manufactured the
"epidemic" and who now are providing the
"evidence" and "proof" that its cause is the
predatory food and advertising industries that must be
controlled. We've seen this sideshow before. Not long
ago the industry in the congressional hot seat was Big
Tobacco. Today it is the food industry facing shakedown while
the inquisitors are the same old bunch of gangsters and hacks who
grow rich ripping off corporations (consumers) and make cheap
political points ululating about the latest crisis.
March 17 -
Sharing
the hysteria -
Thanks to the rapidity of our world the bad habits of America are
infecting Europe far quicker than they used to. Anti-tobacco took
nearly a decade to take hold in Western Europe while the fat panic is
proceeding apace with that in USA. Whether obesity is actually
increasing in either place is a good question that articles such as this
don't answer.
In Cyprus, the Czech Republic, Finland,
Germany, Greece, Malta and Slovakia, a higher percentage of men are
obese or overweight than the estimated 67 percent of men in the United
States. In Greece 38 percent of the women are obese as opposed to
34 percent of the women in the United States.
Obviously these percentages bare no
relation to reality in these country or in the United States. They
are numbers pulled from a hat as are the statistics that
"show" nearly one third of children in Malta, Italy, Portugal
and Spain are overweight or obese. Even the French are beefing up
dangerously according to this report from the International Obesity Task
Force.
The wars on fat, smoking, alcohol are
fueled by the huge multi-national pharmaceutical corporations and fanned
by the massive health bureaucracies ever on the lookout to find ways to
justify their inflated workforces and enormous drain on public
coffers. Curb Big Drugs and reduce the health establishments and
we'd all marvel at how quickly these "epidemics" would vanish.
March 14 -
Secondhand
obesity - Sutton WV - First the study that found eating a burger near someone will influence them to eat too. Now the cost of the obese is not firsthand but referred to as "secondhand." Obesity is one of the new "cash cows" of the
nanny/Nazi industry. (Depends on your point of view of the situation.)
While the nannies are telling us where we can smoke, drink, and soon where and possibly what we can eat - and those are the three main facets of how our society socializes in general, our local, state and national economies are going to hell in a hand bag.
And the tax man is having a hay-day taxing us to the hilt for our personal sins, sins which are defined by public policy, public policy which is now defined by paid advertisements from special interest groups, special interest groups who are funded by our tax dollars.
When will we stop allowing our government to fund special interest groups to micro manage our behavior and how we choose to socialize in our society with devastating effects to our economy?
"The health care costs of obese American adults amount to an estimated $90 billion annually, driving up expenses for anyone with a health insurance policy - or for anyone who pays taxes.
"It's like secondhand smoking," said Morgan Downey, executive director of the American Obesity Association. "You don't have to be obese to be affected.""
While this story, and a heart gripping one it is, is referring to someone who is hundreds of pounds overweight. The trouble is that it implies that someone who is only slightly overweight is a great burden on society and costs all taxpayers excessive money, and surely will die a premature death.
Remember, until recently when the US Government changed the definition of obese, we were not an obese nation.
We became an obese nation with the stroke of a pen, which opened the flood gates to the untapped grant dollars available for the latest social behavior control program.
- Maryetta Ables, FORCES-West Virginia
March 7 - Tarnished
Halos - It's either laugh or cry as the nation continues its
descent into artificially generated hysteria. Consumer Freedom
wisely decides to laugh at some of the most harebrained, ludicrous and
absolutely repulsive do-gooders infecting our society. The focus
is on food but this gang will shakedown anything that moves. Why
are they allowed to get away with it?
March 3 -
Cultural
Assault -
To the behavior engineers all the complexities of life boil down
to binary simplemindedness. Smoking? Quit or die.
Physical exercise? Stringent, constant and exhausting or don't
bother with it. Diet? Tofu, bottled water, carrot sticks
and wholesome grains, anything else but austerity is akin to pigging
out daily at McDonalds.
For
generations the Navajos treated themselves on special occasions with
a super rich white flour concoction known as fry bread. Lately
fry bread has become associated with Indians beyond the Southwest
and has made its way into the amorphous American cuisine. As
the war on fat heats up nothing must remain unsullied so a
do-gooder, based in Washington DC, is calling all Indians to forsake
fry bread, in total, forever. Not only is obesity and diabetes
suffered by Native Americans caused by fry bread, the treat somehow
contributes to demeaning stereotypes. From all accounts
American Indians are reacting to Big Brother's hectoring very
appropriately. They are shrugging it off and ignoring it.
March 2 -
Where's the accountability? -
Last year the Centers for Disease Control issued a report hyping the
large number of Americans supposedly killed by overeating. Experts
took a look at the data and noticed peculiarities leading to the CDC
admitting it had made a mistake. Missing from this story was an
acknowledgement that the "mistakes" made in calculating the
deaths from obesity are the same "mistakes" that riddle the
calculations tallying the death toll from tobacco.
This editorial from the Washington Times
recounts the saga, including many details overlooked by most of the
media. The editorial accuses the CDC of ignoring problems with the
study because it wished to produce a report that supported its political
agenda. The Washington Times demands that the agency issue a
retraction with all the fanfare that greeted the announcement of the
flawed report. It also demands that the agency, which is supported
by tax dollars, issue an apology. Don't hold your breath.
February 28
-
Drug
Co. Pressure Tactics -
A "health" advocacy group, funded by a pharmaceutical
front group, asked a federal court to force the government to
regulate salt content. The Center for Science in the Public
Interest, a leftwing DC outfit, contends that salt is a "food
additive" that should be placed under the regulatory auspices
of the Food and Drug Administration. Citing the usual
statistical junk that defines social engineering
"science", CSPI claims that too much salt kills 150,000
Americans per year but that dubious assertion is merely a
smokescreen to open another avenue for litigation leading to a
shakedown of the food industry. February 21 -
Moving on to the new Utopia, where everyone is perfect. Austrian, Alan
Lopez, a former WHO adviser said "Obesity will be a very large public health
problem, and potentially a larger problem than tobacco".
Once the war on tobacco and obesity is "under control" the next front will be
alcohol, the only question is which country or State in the U.S. will initialize
it
February 16 -
Southern
Rebellion - The elite Puritans on
the east and Pacific coasts are troubled indeed by the benighted residents of
the southern states. They smoke too much, they drink too much and what
they eat is atrocious! It's too fatty and, horrors of horrors, all too
often fried! It's also so damned tasty that it's nigh well irresistible.
Despite the best efforts of "heath educators", southerners refuse to
switch from good taste to the gloomy fare preferred by the pursed-lipped,
sour-faced nannies who live their lives quaking in fear that they may some day
day. It may be time conquer the south anew, for its own good, of course.
February 16 - Protection
racket -
McDonald's, under duress, foolishly made a promise it should never had
made. That bit of foolishness cost it $8.5-million, most of which went to
the American Heart Association. The mob was a piker compared to the health
racketeers.
February 15 -
Fad
diets sent patient to the grave -
The purveyors of junk science and panic-driven misinformation count upon the
collective amnesia that hold this country in a iron grip. Just as global
cooling was the crisis in the late 70's and early 1980's so the hysteria about
eating, although virulent for a generation, had different focuses 20 years
ago. Back then the quacks were advising patients to replace saturated fats
with oil containing trans fats. The trans fats enthusiasts are now
claiming their advice sent people to an early grave. These days the same
"experts" are singing a different tune and are damning the same trans
fat they once recommended. The only question now is why on earth should
anyone believe anything these people are saying now?
February 2 -- Other than denigrate personal responsibility, equate adult consumers
with children and elevate the legal profession above representative
democracy, this missive from John F. Banzhaf III is quite
reasonable...for hordes of legal barracudas ever on the outlook to pick
consumers' pockets. He does, surely by accident, write one
sentence that is truthful. As for the rest, judge for yourself.
But expensive
taxpayer-funded government educational campaigns weren't very effective
in reducing smoking
February 1 -
An
Important Distinction - WEYCO, Inc. DID NOT terminate smokers because they had symptoms of smoking-related disease, they terminated their employees for lawfully consuming legal tobacco products that allegedly lead to smoking-related disease. In like manner, under its product-ban policy WEYCO could just as easily fire employees who lawfully choose to consume legal
bacon-cheese burgers or French fires or milkshakes, not for being fat, because such food products also allegedly contribute to obesity. The hallmark of "Anti-Mentality" mandate muggers is to craft deliberately misleading and deceptive excuses to "justify" self-serving acts of overt discrimination to puff thier own bottom lines. So when will employees be forced to take random
"cheese burger" tests at WEYCO, or be prohibited from purchasing a car that does not have the highest crash test ratings, to save the company more money?
WEYCO's denial that they could of would fire the obese is specious and deceptive. Their own legal product-ban corporate policy clearly establishes the means by which they could do so.
January 31 -
Next
on the chopping block - The
world reacted very negatively to last week's story of a Michigan company
firing four of its employees for refusing to stop smoking off the job
and on their own time. The usual slippery slope was cited and
predictions arose that those employees who are overweight at Weyco, Inc.
had better start dieting and exercising lest they be the next to get the
ax.
We didn't have long to wait for the little Napoleon running the company
to throw more banana peels down the slope. From New Zealand to New
Mexico the headlines screamed: "You're fired, fatso."
Weyco has asked Reuters to issue a retraction saying it was
misrepresented in the story about firing the overweight. Reuters is
standing
by its story.
Weyco appears to be extracting itself from its latest intrusion into
personal behavior by saying that the obese are "protected."
No details as to what "protects" the overweight but Weyco could be
relying on the most liberal interpretations of the American Disabilities
Act. By those interpretations Weyco is saying that it cannot fire drug
addicts, alcoholics, the morbidly obese or the insane. It can,
however, fire smokers and by god it will.
January 21 -
Sadomasochism
at the table - The federal
government just released the 2005 Dietary Guidelines, emphasis on
diet. What started out over 100 years ago as an attempt to ensure that
the population received adequate nutrition morphed in 1977 to a tool to
determine what segments of the agricultural industry deserved federal
subsidies. The guidelines have morphed again, this time into a
national weight loss diet that only the Marquis de Sade could endorse, for
his victims.
Tuesday we highlighted a satirical take on
these new guidelines, which asked how on earth anyone could follow such a stringent
regimen. Today we present a serious look at these guidelines and find
that their entire concept is fatally flawed and, in fact, are being
deceptively labeled as something they are not.
January 20 - Fat
Ed - Under a plan concocted by a Texas Legislature Sue and Johnny will be
taking home grades on how fat, slim and in shape they are. The
legislator gets an F for common sense and the same for her weight. January 20 -
The war on fat is rapidly eclipsing the war on tobacco. The shift is
partly due to weariness with tobacco but most likely is due to the bigger
dollar signs hanging over the food industry. Whatever the case the
conmen who want America to shape up are taking their messages to the people.
From
Michele Simon, a public-health attorney, comes the message the
government must do more to get people to take their obesity seriously.
She is opposed to placing the responsibility for weight loss on those who
are overweight. Exercise is not enough. Government shouldn't
make suggestions on what we could eat but should, instead, order us what not
to eat. Not surprisingly for someone who works for the University
of California her list of unacceptable fare is quite extensive.
From
another busybody in San Francisco, a lawyer and former school teacher, comes
a plan that will rein in the restaurant business and insert nutrition into
the public school curriculum. He also takes a dim view on contests
such as hotdog and pie eating competitions. Aggressive action must be
taken because childhood obesity is "every bit as threatening to us as
is the terrorist threat we face today. It is the threat from within."
Why
Uncle Sam won't tell you what not to eat
New
threat to kids -- their waists
January 19 - Where
are the other corrections? - Caught up in its desire to augment the hysteria over obesity, the Center
for Disease Control issued a report that direly warned obesity was on the
verge of surpassing smoking as the major cause of death in the United
States. The anti-fat brigade was gratified but the anti-smoking
gangsters cried foul and demanded a re-look at the data. The chastened
CDC's re-look not surprisingly revealed an error. Now it's time for
the CDC to explain why smoking-related deaths keep escalating while smoking
rates are declining. We won't hold our breath.
January 18 -
How
on earth can we comply? - The government came up with some brand new guidelines on proper
nutrition a few days ago. Beyond what to eat the caring Feds are this
time telling us how much to exercise. This reinvention of the wheel
reveals that the nannies at the top have gone stark raving mad. A saint
couldn't reach the goals set by the busybodies toiling night and day to make
us behave. Joe Soucheray took a look at the guidelines and
discovered their flaws.
January 13 -
Psychotic
wet dreams - Not all that
long ago the fanatics making up the Center for Science in the Public
Interest would be relegated to a Lower East Side tenement, mimeographing
anti-corporate screeds to be thrust upon indifferent pedestrians. With
some hefty grants from anti-pleasure sugar daddies, such as the Robert Wood
Johnson Foundation, CSPI is guaranteed to reach an appreciative audience of
mainstream media types who live to broadcast messages of doom, gloom,
despair and corporate malfeasance.
CSPI wants to stamp out smoking, drinking and
pleasurable dining. When persuasion doesn't work, as it never will
given the organization's bleak view of life, litigation cannot be far
behind. CSPI's tactic, taken directly from the tobacco shakedown
squad, is to set up a standard of corporate behavior that, if followed,
would lead to bankruptcy. When business refuses to follow CSPI's
"voluntary guidelines" they are taken to court.
Duane Freese of Tech Central Station explains
how the scam will work, highlights the pile of lies on which CSPI bases its case and
exposes the truly bizarre visions these zealots believe will bring the masses to
heel.
January 11 -
And
the cure is...Olestra! - As the assault on fat began cranking into gear a fat substitute named
Olestra was developed to keep tasty treats delicious while reducing caloric
intake. Used in cookies and other snack foods Olestra was immediately
attacked by various factions of the food shakedown crowd. It's
dangerous, they screamed, although neither they, nor the Food and Drug
Administration, which had approved it, were forthcoming in listing the
dangers. What made the anti-fat crowd livid is that losing weight must
be associated with self-denial. Now it seems that Olestra is
beneficial in removing toxins from the body. The shrieks of outrage
from the anti-fat brigade will soon be heard.
Ja
nuary 10 -
Preempting
the fat law suits -
Credit the tort lawyers and their special interest accomplices
for cluttering up our criminal and civil codes. Not only are
they filled with outrageous laws, such as smoking bans, that should
never have seen the light of day, but are now being expanded with
preventative measures to curb the sharks that grow rich off
society. One such measure is being proposed in Virginia that
will prevent lawyers from shaking down restaurants for the obesity
of their customers. Such a bill wouldn't be necessary if the
lawyers behaved themselves.
January 10 -
Europe
plays catch up - Despite official pronouncements highlighting the differences,
and implicit superiority, of the European Union as opposed to the
United States, the Old World is enthusiastically embracing one of
the worst aspects of the New. Taking a leaf from the officious
nannies of the U.S., the EU is now addressing the supposed epidemic
of childhood obesity by cracking down on advertising. From
east to west and north and south EU countries are discovering the
pleasure of self-righteous censorship. Moving beyond anything
proposed in the hysterical U.S. some commandants are proposing that
"unhealthy" foods be stamped with a red stop light.
Can prohibition be far behind?
January 10 -
My
epidemic is worse than yours -
Last year the Centers for Disease Control announced that obesity was
killing as many people as tobacco each year. Panic ensued
among the anti-smoking operatives who have seen the focus shift from
smoking to eating over the past few years. Grant dollars are
at stake. The CDC then revealed that computational errors had
inflated the fat death toll, prompting the tobacco control crowd to
breathe a sigh of relief. A bit premature. The momentum
is now with the fat warriors who realize the public is bored stiff
with tobacco. For the next few years we will be subjected to
the unedifying spectacle of greedy, agenda-driven
"researchers" squabbling over public dollars, each side
shrieking that their "crisis" is most worthy of government
intervention.