Dear Isobel McCall,

If you are the person responsible for instigating the ruling that the elderly in sheltered homes will be fined £50 for smoking in their own gardens, then you must be congratulated.

I congratulate you and your brave officers for your courage  in  tackling these elderly yobs, as some of them would have been old soldiers who fought the Nazis for your freedom, and for you to use this freedom to take away theirs, in their twilight years, shows great bravery, in the face of compassion. To have devised this plan you must be well read on the 'Great Health Regime of 1930's Nazi Germany',so you're  intelligent too. You really do have much going for you Isobel. You are to be admired.  To rob and humiliate defencless, old men and women, who paid their taxes, fought for their country, scrimped and saved all their lives, can't be easy, I do feel for you. It's dreadfully shameful, yes, perhaps the lowest, most shameful, despicable action from a council I've ever heard of, but not easy. Rest assured, you're made of the right stuff.

You should be commended, and the public should be made aware of your talents, and I will certainly do my best in that area. Council officers of your calibre, with that level of petty-mindedness and vindictive intention ard total lack of conscience, are perfect candidates for the era of oppression that we are now entering in Britain. It is truly masterful how you have taken the smoking ban legistlation, and turned it into excuse for authoritarian behaviour, targeting the most vulnerable in our society, and then passing it off as just another council directive, no problem, more money for the coffers, and not expecting or tolerating any derision.  For that is the job now that the 'passive smoking fraud'  (which will be revealed in the not too distant future) has taken a grip on all sense and reason, and this is just the beginning.

I really marvel how you, and other 'enforcers', have, with such enthusiasm,  emmersed yourselves in the selfrighteous and dictatorial cloud that is beginning to fall on this country, mistakenly thinking it will lead to a brighter future for all, but oppression never does, it never does. It's been tried before you see, and the very people you are oppressing had to deal with it then. How does that make you feel? Humble? It should.

For playing a part in destroying reasonable debate, spreading intolerance, fear, misinformation, and fueling division and hatred in England, you have been honoured. Happy?

-- Eamonn Mallon