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BIG MOTHER lives. Alameda County Supervisor Wilma Chan has asked the
county counsel to look into drafting a law that would prohibit the
county from buying food made by subsidiary companies of tobacco
firms. In short: an Oreo ban at county jails, hospitals, vending
machines and snack stands.
Ooooooh, the evil Oreo.
Next they'll ban milk, to punish dairy producers for county
health-care costs associated with high cholesterol.
It's odd. Americans say they want the government out of their
private lives and reproductive decisions. Still, the Alameda supes
feel entitled to tell people what they can put in their stomachs.
They believe it's their job to dictate what people can buy for their
personal consumption in county buildings.
Chan and Supervisor Keith Carson also are interested in refusing
to license businesses that sell cigarettes in unincorporated areas
and divesting city pension funds of tobacco stocks. They're waiting
for the county counsel to draft an ordinance and make recommendations
about the legalities of the three anti-tobacco moves.
Their justification? Alameda County estimates its annual Medi-Cal
expenditure on smoking related illnesses is $74.5 million. Why give
any related companies any profit? Chan told The Chronicle, ``I think
these three actions would send a very strong message to the tobacco
industry and people locally who sell tobacco products that we're
very, very serious in cutting down on teen smoking.''
No, that shows that you're very, very rabid against smoking. It
shows you're unreasonable. And not necessarily effective.
If the supes want county government to stop teen smoking, they
should stick to enforcing present law. They can prosecute owners of
stores that sell to minors.
The supes also are looking into ways to educate small retailers
about not selling to teens. That's good. That's actually their job.
They can stop teens from buying cigarettes, so that the only kids who
smoke are those whose parents buy them smokes. (In which cases, teen
smoking is none of the supes' business.)
Alas, the savvy pol these days understands that more glory is be found
from symbolism than results. If the supes wanted results, they'd go
after a public phenomenon that kills teens now -- like crime -- not
something that conceivably might kill them decades later.
Ah, but if you want to look like you really care, you have to kick
the tobacco companies. If you can't kick Big Smoke, kick Fig Newtons.
Kick Oreos. Kick SnackWells.
Food guilt by association.
Does it matter if Oreos don't cause lung cancer? Does it matter
if, say, a boycott means some poor cookie-factory schlepps lose their
jobs?
Hell, no. What matters is how good people feel when they call for
boycotts.
Or does it matter if county workers can't buy an Oreo cookie at a
vending machine or patients can't get Oreos in county facilities? Not
if you're not a county worker or patient, I suppose.
So smile and go with the flow. It's good to have the government
tell people what food they can buy where -- because the supes mean
well. Hey, county workers should be grateful that the supes are doing
their shopping decisions for them. Right?
You'd think the supes would have better things to do than shop for
foods with unwholesome associations. Apparently, Chan doesn't think
so. The supes run the county so well they can move on to grocery
shopping.
Supervisor Scott Haggerty doesn't support the Chan plan. He too
wants to stop teen smoking, but doesn't think banning macaroni and
cheese is the ticket. He believes that you can find problems with
lots of big companies.
``I think the focus for our children has to be, `Don't smoke,' ''
Haggerty said, ``not `Don't eat Oreos.' ''
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