TOBACCO NEWS FROM CANADA
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January 2005


Comments by Warren Klass
President, FORCES - Canada

TOBACCO NEWS FROM CANADA

Comments by Warren Klass President, FORCES - Canada

Dateline - St. John’s, Newfoundland

January 31 - Newfoundland has always been a joke and the butt of jokes to fellow Canadians. The overall theme of Newfie jokes is that they ain’t too bright. Before the proposal to ban smoking in Newfoundland, the Premier, Danny Williams ordered the Canadian flag be taken down at provincial property because the Liberals lied about equalization payments to win seats in the last federal election. I don’t know which I find more mystifying-the Liberals being congenital liars who will say anything for votes-or Newfies being gullible enough to believe the lies. But I digress.

At the very moment when the anti-smoking nuts in Western Canada are dropping all their lies about second-hand smoke to push for smoking bans-the new pretext being they “help” smokers quit, the government of Newfoundland has resorted to Blood-libels as an excuse to push for smoking bans. Here is an excerpt from the Newfoundland government’s press release. You have to wonder if they are actually stupid enough to believe this unsubstantiated garbage:

“In 2004,112 deaths in Newfoundland &Labrador were attributed to the effects of second-hand smoke. Annually second-hand smoke exposure results in an estimated 784 hospitalizations, 8,400 hospital days, and 11.9 million in expenditures in our health system.”

Nowhere in this press release was there any evidence offered for this Blood-Libel.

Dateline - Montreal, Quebec

January 31 - Christina Dona, the Manager of Media Relations at Montreal based Imperial Tobacco (B.A.T.) had a letter published in the Winnipeg Free Press about the attempts by various provincial governments to ban. tobacco displays. The following is an excerpt:

“Retail display bans ultimately penalize adult smokers and legitimate businesses. Displays of our products do not influence the decision to smoke, but rather the decision as to which brand to purchase.

In some retail outlets adult smokers can choose amongst 400 tobacco products. These retail displays are currently the only legal means available to let adult smokers know about price and availability-including information about new brands.

Banning these displays inevitably penalizes many convenience store owners who rely on the money these displays provide as a key part of their livelihood.”

There will be more on this topic in the Toronto dateline.

Dateline - Tillsonburg, Ontario

January 31 - Canada Free Press is reporting on a forthcoming protest. A convoy of 250 tractors will be leaving the tobacco marketing board Monday morning and taking Highway 2 to Prescott. The convoy will arrive at Queens Park February 1 protesting the destruction of the rural way of life.

Dateline - Sault, Ontario

January 31 - The Sault Star is reporting on the latest action against Sault’s already hard hit hospitality industry. The Star is reporting on new ordinances aimed at bars that have outdoor patios. The Smoke Police will be issuing tickets to bars where the new definition of patios means “35% of walls open to their air.”

Dateline - Toronto, Ontario

January 31 - Last week the Toronto Red Star took time out from its usual agenda of bashing President Bush (blah, blah, blah, Iraq, blah, blah, blah, no weapons of mass destruction, blah, blah, blah, Abu Graib prison, blah, blah, blah) and promoting gay marriage long enough to tell Ontario Tobacco growers to Drop Dead.

The always fair and balanced Red Star actually published a letter from someone supporting the tobacco farmers. An excerpt:

“…fairness demands that we provide the tobacco growers with a decent buyout…After the years of working the land –in the fashion we, as a society requested-they should be entitled to retire their growing operations via reasonable settlement and not simply be starved out of business.”

Val Patrick
Hamilton, Ont.

Also from Toronto, the association representing some 6,000 Ontario Convenience store operators put out a press release about how they and independent gas retailers are being seriously hurt by proposals to restrict tobacco displays, which will increase their costs and increased tobacco taxes. This has led to everything from increased robberies to increased black-market tobacco sales.

40% of convenience store sales are tobacco.

Dateline - North Bay, Ontario

“When are these parasites going to be told to fuck off?”

Message attached by the person who forwarded me the following story.

January 31 - How about right now? The North Bay Nugget reported that the North Bay and District Health Unit is seeking more than $500,000 from the Dolton Gang for “bylaw enforcement.”

Here is the PARASITE wish list from the lucky Ontario taxpayers:

  • $100,000 plus benefits for a manager of the tobacco control unit.

  • $325,000 for tobacco enforcement officers.

  • $58,000 for a research assistant.

Applicants are encouraged to apply at the North Bay branch of the Ontario Liberal Party.

Dateline - Rapid City, Manitoba

January 31 - The Winnipeg Free Press recently profiled how the province-wide smoking ban impacted the Queen’s Hotel in Rapid City, Manitoba.Rapid City is 230 KM west of Winnipeg with a population of 400.The Queen’s Hotel is the focal point of the community.

Even before the smoking bans impacted rural Canada, the banks would not issue mortgages on rural Hotels considering them too risky. If a current owner wants to sell, they have to take back the mortgage.

The owners are Jim and Lianne Christie. Here is what Jim told the Free Press about the smoking ban: ”I think its too soon to tell what impact it will have but we’ve had a bad fall season.”

Lianne told the Free Press: ”The government says smoking’s bad. So VLTs are good? You can play the slots, and you can have a lap dancer, but you can’t have a cigarette?”

Business at rural bars such as the Queen’s Hotel has declined by an average of 30% since the smoking ban was imposed, according to the Free Press.

Dateline - Regina, Saskatchewan

January 31 - Both CBC and the Saskatoon Star-Phoenix have reported that smoking will be allowed at Indian run hospitality venues in Prince Albert and North Battleford.

The Regina Leader Post profiled the impact the smoking ban is having on rural truck stops. Some have put the restaurant losses at 90%. One owner of a truck stop in Swift Current puts the loss at $150 a day since the smoking ban was imposed.

Dateline - Lloydminster, Saskatchewan/Alberta

January 31 - The Lloydminster Meridian Booster reports that the Alberta side of the town that cuts through the Saskatchewan/Alberta border has no intention of imposing a smoking ban.

Alderman Duff Stewart called the actions of the Saskatchewan government “ludicrous.” Mayor Ken Baker complained to the Meridian Booster that the Saskatchewan government never consulted with them and now finds it’s a “mess” in Lloydminster.

The Saskatchewan NDP government has repeatedly turned down a waiver from the Saskatchewan side of the Lloydminster hospitality industry.

Dateline - Richmond, B.C.

January 31 - Radio station CKNW reported on its Internet site that the owner of a local cigar shop who wanted to start a members only, after hours gathering was told by the local smoke police it was illegal to allow cigar smoking on its premises.

Tom Orange, the owner of Robusts Cigars is launching a challenge to Richmond’s smoking bylaw.


I am going to digress slightly from the usual Tobacco News from Canada format for a special “Other Voices”edition. The following are excerpts from editorials, columnists, and letters to the editor that have appeared in various Canadian media in the past few days. I will be back with the tobacco news from across Canada-and there is a lot-next week.

Dateline - Montreal, Quebec

January 27 - The following is an excerpt from an essay in McLean’s magazine by Benoit Aubin on the Liberal Party in Quebec threatening to impose a province-wide smoking ban.

“That the smoking ban was announced purportedly out of concern for public health has fooled no one…the real motivation for this smoking ban is purely political: reversing the contagion process initiated by Quebec nationalists. Someone had to save Canada-and with half the federal cabinet chasing photo-ops in Southeast Asia and the other half under subpoena at the Gomery inquiry, the job went to the Quebec Liberals.

That Toronto thing-being unable to consume a coffee, a cigarette, and a newspaper simultaneously…will have far-reaching consequences once it is implemented in Montreal. Can women wearing running shoes with dresses, or people skipping a wine-soaked lunch in order to work more, be far behind?

And then what? Low-carb diet poutine?

Dateline - Toronto, Ontario

January 27 - The following is an excerpt of a commentary written by John Luik in the Financial Post, the business page of the National Post. This is an extremely important essay about the coalition of PARASITES suing the federal government over “Light” and “Mild”cigarettes. Although it’s somewhat lengthy this is a MUST READ.

Previously in Forces Canada, I have made reference to the fact that the original “smoking causes lung cancer” and other assorted hysterics came BEFORE filtered cigarettes appeared in the early 60s.Johnny Carson who recently died at age 79 spent decades smoking non-filtered cigarettes. My warnings to Canadian kids about the high levels of tar, carcinogens in unfiltered B.C.Bud are very applicable in Dr. Luik’s very important commentary.

“A coalition of health groups recently stated its intention to sue Ottawa to ban the use of the terms” light” and “mild” on tobacco products. This is the Canadian public health community’s latest attempt to derail “harm reduction”-one of the most important strategies for saving smoker’s lives in the past 40 years. Harm reduction provides lower-risk tobacco products-cigarettes with filters and dramatically reduced tar levels-to smokers unable or unwilling to stop smoking.

Since the early 1960s for example, filtered cigarettes have come to dominate the market and tar yields of cigarettes have declined dramatically. Whereas in 1944 the average cigarette averaged 46 milligrams of tar, by 1994 the average tar level was 12 mg. And while only 1% of cigarettes consumed in the 1950s were filtered, in the 1980s almost 95% were.

The U.S. Surgeon General’s 1979 report on Smoking and Health details several major studies that show that half-a-pack-a-day smokers have roughly 25% of the lung cancer risk of two-pack-a-day smokers.

That smokers could reduce their health risks by smoking cigarettes with lower tar levels comes not from the tobacco industry but some of the major experts in smoking and health of the last century. For instance, Sir Richard Doll, one of the scientists who linked lung cancer and smoking, examined smoking deaths over 1950-84.He found that death rates from smoking actually declined, not because people were smoking less-they weren’t-but because the constituents of cigarettes had changed, most notably through lower tar levels.

Similarly, Britain’s Independent Scientific Committee on Smoking and Health concluded in 1988 “past reductions in the yields of tar and associated cigarette-smoke components have reduced the risk of lung cancer and possibly of chronic obstructive airways disease.” In fact, it was this reduction in lung cancer from light and mild cigarettes that led the committee to conclude that further tar reductions would be “beneficial to the health of the public.”

In reality, the anti-smoking lobby opposes light and mild cigarettes because they threaten the goal of eliminating smoking. These fundamentalists believe there is no such thing as a safer cigarette-the choice is between smoking and dying. To compromise on this article of “faith” is to risk the entire religion. Canada’s five million smokers might prefer their light cigarettes to such a faith.”

Dateline - Winnipeg, Manitoba

January 27 - The story of inmates at the Headingly jail near Loserpeg ripping out pages of the Bible to roll cigarettes were the topic of two published letters. One from Thomas Laprade in the Winnipeg Sun and one from Eric Boyd in the National Post. Here is an excerpt of Thomas’ letter:

“Smoking is the least of all dangers facing an inmate…even under the best circumstances, his future is bleak.

And we want to turn this guy into a sweet health conscious New Ager? This is a little like telling a starving man to stay away from non-organically grown produce.

The anti-smoking lobby, mixing lofty ideals and authoritarian impulses, as most crusaders do, want inmates to help them break the habit. Why would a method that often fails when applied to well-adjusted citizens be successful in the tense environment of prison life?

Depriving inmates of cigarettes is an imposition of middle-class values on a population that is largely under-educated and thus as statistics show, more likely to smoke.

Inmates are paying their dues and their cell is their home. How far can the state invade one’s privacy?”

Thomas Laprade
Thunder Bay, Ontario

Here is Eric’s letter on the same topic in the National Post:

“Re-Inmates Rip Pages Out of Bibles To Roll Cigarettes, Jan.21

Murray Gibson of the Manitoba Tobacco Reduction Alliance points to contraband tobacco rolled in the Bible’s pages and-with the narrow-minded thinking so common in anti-tobacco fanatics-declares,” This shows the addictive nature of smoking.”

Mr. Gibson needs to know these contraband cigarettes symbolize much more than simply satisfying an urge for a smoke. What tyrants and social-engineers fail to recognize is the human propensity for freedom and the devious fury they feel when attempts are made to take it away.”

Eric Boyd
Waterloo, Ontario

Dateline - Calgary, Alberta

January 27 - As to be expected there was tremendous reaction to Premier Ralph Klein calling smoking bans “useless” and second-hand smoke no health threat. There were a ton of letters from the Calgary Sun I could have used including one from Thomas Laprade.Instead I will quote excerpts of two Calgary Sun columnists Ian Robinson and Michael Platt. Here first is an excerpt from the recent column of Ian Robinson:

“I want the health nazis to work themselves into such a frenzy that their blood pressure sky-rockets and they just keel over dead.

I was there when this loony health craze started. Most everybody quit smoking and started eating low-fat food because the “experts” told us to. Now we’re in an epidemic of obesity, the rate of heart disease has gone through the roof and every second person is on Prozac or Effexor or something like them because they’re suffering from clinical depression. A juicy steak and a pack of smokes would probably cheer everybody up.

It probably won’t extend our lives, but at least what we have would be worth living.”

Here is an excerpt from Michael Platt’s recent column on Alberta’s anti-smoking PARASITES:

“Only three months after a civic election, where anti-smoking groups failed to make cigarettes an issue, there is renewed pressure for an outright ban on butts.

The anti-smoking groups couldn’t get enough people interested to make such a ballot question possible, yet they’ve never stopped trying to pretend they speak for the majority.

Thankfully, Premier Ralph Klein has seen beyond the squeaks of the minority.”

Dateline - Vernon, B.C

January 27 - The topic of another B.C. province-wide smoking ban was the topic of an editorial by the Vernon Morning Star. The B.C. Supreme Court as unconstitutional threw out the first B.C. province-wide smoking ban. Here is an excerpt from the editorial:

“However, unless the government outlaws tobacco, we’re stuck with reaching compromises that protects workers and customers while allowing businesses to operate under reasonable guidelines.

In other words leave the present regulations alone.” 

Dateline - Ottawa, Ontario

January 24 - To all those who cling to the illusion that the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms is anything more than just a plaything for the very wealthy, and Liberal Party financed special interest groups-behold the nine Liberal Party appointed hacks and social-engineers who sit on the Supreme Court- unanimously and in record time- (why even bother going through the pretense of examining the issue?) decided in their infinite wisdom to overturn the Saskatchewan Supreme Court’s ruling that banning cigarette displays was unconstitutional.

The Supreme Court has given provincial governments throughout Canada a green light to ban the public display of cigarettes being sold. This will cost small retailers who can ill afford it desperately needed promotional revenue from tobacco companies.

Dateline - Tillsonburg, Ontario

“Call out the instigator, cause there’s something in the air.
We got to get it together sooner or later.
Cause the revolution’s here. And you know that it’s right.”
Thunderclap Newman, Something In The Air.1970.

January 24 - It’s nice to know that not all of Ontario is sheep being led to a slaughter. Some are actually fighting back. The National Post reported that a coalition of Ontario Tobacco Growers and the Lanark Landowners Association (LLA) organized a protest over Ontario tobacco policies. Some 250 tractors blocked the 401 Highway, both east and west between Putnam and Ingersoll.There is more about the lack of media sympathy for Ontario Tobacco Growers in the next dateline from Toronto.

Here is an excerpt from the National Post:

“The protest was initiated by tobacco growers in the region who feel the provincial government’s anti-smoking legislation is hurting their business. Impressed with the LLA’s previous demonstrators, Tillsonburg area tobacco farmers asked the organization for help. These self-appointed rural revolutionaries carried placards reading,” This is our land. Governments back off.”

Their message was clear: Governments and bureaucrats are killing rural Canada with excessive regulation and intrusive legislation.

According to the organizers, the protest was precursor of things to come…

Others are upset about smoking bylaws, some say they are treated rudely by Ottawa city officials.”

Dateline - Toronto, Ontario

January 24 - Before I get to the serious news out of Toronto, an avid Forces Canada reader sent me a hilarious column from Arthur Weinreb of the Canada Free Press. Last week, Britain’s Prince Harry was photographed wearing a Nazi uniform AND holding a cigarette. We all saw the media brouhaha about his choice of costumes, but the anti-smoking nuts were surprisingly quiet about Prince Harry smoking a cigarette. Personally speaking I have three words about both issues. Two of them are: WHO CARES? But here is an excerpt of Arthur Weinreb’s hilarious take on these issues:

“No, smoking is much worse than being a Nazi in today’s politically correct society. And yet his Royal Dullness gets a pass when he’s caught holding a lit cigarette. Do these royals truly have no shame?

We all know that everyone who attended that now infamous party will eventually die from Harry’s second-hand smoke. If it were anyone else involved they would be ostracized. But not Harry. His smoking doesn’t even warrant a mention.

When the Sun first published Herr Harry’s picture, where were all the anti-smoking zealots? Where were the Physicians For A Smoke-Free Universe? The simple truth is that these groups love the limelight and with Harry’s Nazi uniform, they wouldn’t get the publicity that they think they so richly deserve. If they can’t be front and center while they preach their doom and gloom scenerio, the anti-smoking crowd prefer to remain silent.”

With all due respect to Mr.Weinrub, my take on the conspicuous silence of the anti-smoking nuts is very different. I think they shut up because they didn’t want to draw attention to Nazi anti-smoking campaigns. I can attest from first hand experience that the ignorance of the media about identical Nazi anti-smoking campaigns is unbelievable.

In other tobacco news out of Toronto, the Toronto Red Star took a break from bashing President Bush long enough to write an editorial telling Ontario tobacco growers to DROP DEAD! (Here is a encapsulation of virtually every Toronto Red Star editorial and columnist on President Bush:  ”Blah, blah, blah Iraq, blah, blah, blah, no weapons of mass destruction, blah, blah, blah, Abu Graib Prison, blah, blah, blah”  Personally speaking, I have very little sympathy for these terrorists who chop off people’s heads and set off car bombs.). A bunch of you sent me a similarly themed column from a moron at the London Free Press who also told Ontario tobacco farmers to go to hell.

Finally from Toronto, the Dolton Gang raised cigarette taxes by $1,25 a carton. The third increase in a year.

Dateline - Dundas, Ontario

January 24 - The Dundas Star News reported on the efforts of the Dundas Legion to get an exemption to Ontario’s smoking ban since it’s a private club not open to the public. As to be expected the local Liberal MPP, Ted McMeehin told them to DROP DEAD.

The Dundas Star News carried a letter sent by Mike Alkerton; the president of the Dundas Branch 36 Legion to McMeehin.Here is an excerpt:

“The legislation proposed by your government would be contrary to the rights and freedom of choice that so many Canadians gave their lives for and in most cases six years of their youth.”

The Dundas Legion paid the Ontario government $30,614.14 in sales tax and over $10,000 in fees for lottery tickets. The Dundas Legion sponsors many are charities.

Dateline - North Bay, Ontario

The North Bay Nugget reported that thieves did not even wait for Dolton’s latest tax hike before breaking in to a local corner store and stealing $500 worth of cigarettes.

Dateline - Winnipeg, Manitoba

“Its easy to see without looking too far that not much is really sacred.” Bob Dylan, It’s All right Ma (I’m Only Bleeding), 1964.

January 24 - There are a few stories to report from Loserpeg.The most interesting story was carried on the front pages of both the Winnipeg Sun and Winnipeg Free Press about how inmates in Headingly jail, reacting to the smoking ban are ripping the pages out of the Bible to roll cigarettes.

Thomas Laprade of Thunder Bay, Ontario had an excellent letter on this topic published in the Winnipeg Sun. Eric Boyd of Waterloo, Ontario had a letter on this topic published in the National Post. My intention is to re-print both letters later in the week when I have more space.

I’m not a religious person, nor am I religiously observant, but I consider this part of the new Paganism, of which anti-smoking is but one aspect sweeping Canada. I define Paganism as making a fetish out of the body and “Health.” Paganism and Pantheism have also made fetishes over environmental purity. The desecration of holy books and religious symbols has long been associated with Pagan expressionism.

The Winnipeg Sun’s columnist Frank Landry wrote a column that claimed that the NDP cynically exempted Indian casinos from the smoking ban for crass political motivation. Indians overwhelmingly vote NDP.I am shocked-shocked at the suggestion that the NDP would compromise the health of first nations people, for crass political calculations. This is a hot issue from the local anti-smoking PARASITES.

Liberal Federal Indian Affairs Minister, Andy Scott, who has jurisdiction over Indian Lands declined to impose a smoking ban on Indian gaming in Saskatchewan.  I’m certain that the federal Liberal’s motivation is much purer than the NDP’s.

Finally from Loserpeg, the Winnipeg Free Press reported that the local anti-smoking PARASITES are upset that smoking is still allowed at federal instititutions such as the CBC and the Post Office. Both have designated smoking rooms not open to the public. Federal institutions are exempt from Manitoba’s smoking laws.

Dateline - Weyburn, Saskatchewan

January 24 - Both the Regina Leader-Post and the CBC reported on a raid at a Weyburn Hotel although accounts differed. CBC reported that 5 smoke police and three local Weyburn police took part in the raid at the Royal Hotel. The Regina Leader-Post reported that ONLY four smoke police and two city police officers took part in the raid.

The whole riot squad was called out-complete with whistles-because the Royal Hotel allowed patrons to smoke and had ashtrays on the tables. Multiple tickets were handed out to the Hotel owner, Bob Joyal for everything from allowing smoking to having ashtrays on the tables. Tickets were handed out to patrons caught smoking. The Saskatchewan NDP previously announced there would be a 60-day grace period where warnings instead of tickets would be issued.

Royal Hotel owner, Bob Joyal told the Leader-Post:” This is like the Gestapo raid. How ridiculous is this getting?”

Smoking, however, is permitted on the nearby hospitality venues of the Broken head Indian Reservation.

Dateline - Edmonton, Alberta

January 24 - For those of you who missed it last week on the main Forces page, the Grope and Flail reported that Alberta Premier Ralph Klein turned down a proposal to impose a smoking ban throughout Alberta.

Klein called smoking bans “useless.” He also claimed that second-hand smoke poses no danger to anyone.

Naturally, the whole contingent of hyenas in the media let loose. Gone were the Blood-Libels about second-hand smoke only to be replaced with the claims that smoking bans make people quit. Naturally the PARASITES bombarded the media with bogus polls that claimed (A) smoking bans are popular (B) Smoking bans make people quit(C) Smoking bans don’t hurt business. As far as congenital liars go they are at least consistent.

Naturally the most moronic ranting on this topic belonged to Edmonton Sun columnist Mindelle Jacobs who having nothing to say called Klein a “dinosaur.” Kids, let this be a warning to you. If you smoke too much pot like Mindelle, you too may start to sound like a long-winded brain dead, know-nothing idiot who wouldn’t be allowed to cover fires at any other newspaper.

Dateline - Brundheim, Alberta

January 24 - It seems tobacco robberies are not restricted to Ontario. The Fort Saskatchewan (Alberta) Record reported that a Brundheim Esso station (Exxon is called Esso in Canada.) was broken into and robbed of just tobacco and Zippo lighters.  

Dateline - Yorke, Ontario

January 20 - Since taking over the presidency of Forces Canada, I have never heard as much bitching about anything as much as www.mychoice.ca. When I try to defend mychoice, I listen to even more bitching. The next two stories are for all you www.mychoice.ca haters out there.

Yorkeregion.com is reporting that Nancy Daigneault organized a demonstration opposed to the Ontario smoking ban.  Yorkeregion.com also reports that mychoice membership has increased from 10,000 to 15,000.For comparison purposes, Forces International annually receives about 13 million hits a year.

Yorkeregion quotes musician Rick Jennings, one of the demonstrators as saying:

“They (the Ontario Liberal government) say they’re concerned about the health of bartenders and wait staff, but shutting down the smoking rooms is ruining the business. Three bars I played in Scarborough have already shut down.”

Dateline - Toronto, Ontario

January 20 - I can’t tell you in any given week how many press releases-usually saying nothing-from PARASITES like the Lung Association and the Cancer Society. Someone sent me a brilliant parody of these press releases that was posted on www.mychoice.ca. Here is an excerpt:

“HUGE INVISIBLE FART GAS CLOUDS ENCIRCLE THE ENTIRE PLANET

The Chemical Constituents of Fart-Gas Qualify as a Bio-Weapon of Mass Destruction

Anti-Farting Activists Believe Human Farts Are the Real Cause For Rising Illnesses and Deaths as the Biggest Health Risk in the Faces of the Human Race.

Farts can be linked to:

  • Impotence;

  • Declining Birth Rates;

  • Lower scholastic Test Scores;

  • Fart Toxins are probably co-factors in many diseases such as Cancers, Asthma; Pimples; Emphysema; Depression, Psychosis, and even Alzheimer’s and are believed to be a major contributor to the depletion of the Ozone Layer.

Restaurants must have Fart-Rating signs.

Farting with children in the car must be against the law.”

Dateline - Winnipeg, Manitoba

“We were born here. What’s your excuse?”

Sign welcoming Homer Simpson to Winnipeg on last Sunday’s episode of The Simpsons.  Homer was in Winnipeg buying cheap Canadian prescription drugs.

January 20 - D’Oh. There was actually some news from Loserpeg besides Homer Simpson’s visit. Canadian Press reports that Manitoba’s NDP government has quietly raised fines, imposed multiple fines, and created new smoking related crimes.

Here are some new crimes:

  • A $1,030 fine for the first offense, $2,030 for the second for Hotel and Bed and Breakfast owners if smoke from a designated smoking room intrudes into a non-smoking area.

  • A proprietor who fails to give” reasonable assistance”-whatever that is-to the smoke police faces a $1,030 fine for the first offense, $2,030 for the second.

  • Defacing a no-smoking sign makes you liable for a $230 fine.

  • People who smoke where they are not supposed to are now liable for $180 fine for the first offense, $380 for the second, and $530 for the third.

  • Proprietors who don’t ban smoking, ban ashtrays and don’t post no-smoking signs are liable for three separate fines.

In other Loserpeg news, the Winnipeg Free Press and Winnipeg Sun both reported the local PARASITES are calling for the sale of tobacco products be banned from pharmacies because it sends a “mixed message.”   It’s very harmful to buy your cigarettes where you buy your Vioxx.

The PARASITES are also calling for smoking bans be extended to Indian Reservations, and for stop smoking snake oil be given to the poor.

Dateline - Regina, Saskatchewan

“Canada has enough drugs to make Regina look like Saskatoon.”

Johnny Canuck to Ned Flanders in Sunday’s episode of The Simpson’s.

January 20 - CBC reported that the Saskatchewan NDP government would not be ticketing smokers on Indian Reservations or Indian property. This includes: bars, restaurants, bingos and casinos.

In a late breaking story, CBC is reporting that Federal Indian Affairs Minister Andy Scott will not ban smoking at the Bear Claw casino operated by the White Bear First Nation near Carlyle, Saskatchewan.  This was the first test case.

Non-Indian restaurant owners are not quite as lucky. Here is an excerpt of a letter published earlier in the week in the Regina Leader-Post:

“The anti-smoking law could NOT have come at a worse time. Not only is my income reduced as expected due to the cold weather, but is also further drastically reduced due to the new law. If my customers can’t smoke at the restaurant, why should they brave the cold? My estimated losses for January are $2,800.This is roughly equivalent to my gross income.

I may not be able to recover from this loss. Further, I am not alone in this.

Other restaurant owners with whom I have discussed this issue are feeling unseasonably high losses as well and are considering the feasibility of remaining in business.

This leads me to wonder …has anyone in the government ever run a restaurant, or been self-employed to the point where government decisions could make or break them in one fell swoop? Have any of them learned how NOT to immediately give in to demands of whatever group is pressuring them at any given moment?

I don’t think so.”

Paul Perreault, owner Pavio’s Eatery
Regina

Dateline - Melford, Saskatchewan

January 20 - Earlier this year, Forces Canada carried the story of Waneta Goldstein of the Chances R Motor Hotel who laid off staff in anticipation of the effects of the smoking ban.

The Melford Journal earlier this week carried a follow-up on how the smoking ban impacted business at Chances R.  As expected the effect has been devastating.

Miss Goldstein told the Journal:” Business is very noticeably down. In such a short time that’s very scary. They (customers) have a quick beer and leave.”

Dateline - Calgary, Alberta

January 20 - Alberta Premier Ralph Klein’s decision NOT to impose a province-wide smoking ban was the topic of two columns this week in the Calgary Sun. Paul Jackson, Canada’s foremost conservative columnist wrote:

“So, no, this is not a pro-smoking column, but it is a column against the tiresome, meddling busybodies who would regiment every aspect of our lives: Thoughts, words, deeds.”

Ezra Levant takes issue with politicians calling smokers “stupid”. Some excerpts”

“But how about the main reason people smoke? They like the taste and unique feeling that nicotine gives its users. Simultaneous relaxation and stimulation.

Liking that sensation isn’t stupid, even though it may be unhealthy.

Klein and his Red Tories are focusing their laws and our tax dollars on being busybodies, nannies and nags.”    

Dateline - Halifax, Nova Scotia

“Obscenity-who really cares? Propaganda all is phony.”
Bob Dylan, Its Alright Ma, I’m Only Bleeding.1964.

January 17 - Marketingmag.ca reported that the Nova Scotia Office of Health Promotion is spending $600,000 on some anti-smoking campaign designed to appeal to teenagers. Its called ”FUBAR”. FUBAR is an acronym for:”Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition.”

Apparently this $600,000 campaign involves two “mulleted headbangers” extolling the virtues of smoking so kids won’t smoke. Deep.

Maybe I’m getting old, but I fail to see how saying the word Fuck to kids makes the lies and propaganda of these PARASITES any more palpable. No matter how the PARASITE’s message is jazzed up, its still one of dreary, sanctimonious ascetics.

Dateline - Montreal, Quebec

January 17 - Another Liberal government. Another proposed province wide smoking ban. Virtually the entire Canadian media are reporting the Liberals are planning a province-wide smoking ban, Personally, I’m rooting for the Parti Quebecois in the next election.

Vivre le Quebec.  Vivre le Quebec libre.

Dateline - Ottawa, Ontario

January 17 - There are a few stories to report out of Ottawa. The story from Health Canada about teenagers’ attitudes about marijuana and tobacco will be in the next dateline from Sudbury because of an amazing local follow-up story from the Sudbury Star.

Bloomberg News, the Toronto Sun, the London Free Press and a couple of others are all reporting that a coalition of PARASITES led by Gar Mahoodlum of the Non-Smokers Rights Association are suing the Federal Competition Bureau over Light and Mild cigarettes. This Torts R Us fiasco is at least well aimed, as it was the Federal government that MANDATED Light and Mild cigarettes in the first place back in the late 60s.

Bloomberg quotes John Wilgast, director of corporate affairs at JTI-Macdonald (Japan Tobacco/RJR) as saying:

“Light and mild cigarettes, or reduced-tar and nicotine products were introduced in the late 60s at the request of the federal government. Surveys indicate the vast majority of smokers are quite aware of the risks of smoking and people who are choosing to smoke light and mild cigarettes are not doing this for a health benefit.”

We can now add frivolous lawsuits to the other accomplishments of the PARASITES. Here is where hundreds of millions the Liberal Party generously hand out the PARASITES goes: paying themselves 6 figure salaries, attending endless winter conferences in places like Miami on teen smoking, moronic FUBAR campaigns.

In other news out of Ottawa, PUBCO (Pub and Bar Coalition of Ontario) put out a press release demanding $500 million in compensation for lost business from Ontario’s proposed smoking ban.

Lest you thing they are exaggerating, keep in mind the NDP government estimates the losses projected in the far smaller Saskatchewan at $100 million.

Finally from Ottawa, the Ottawa Citizen reports a man was shot in the hallway of an apartment block over a dispute about smoking in the hallway.

Dateline - Sudbury, Ontario

January 17 - Although the main thrust of the following story was from Ottawa, I am datelining this story from Sudbury because of local reporting from the Sudbury Star.

The basic story is one we in Canada know all too well. Health Canada put out a report that says Canadian teenagers think marijuana is less harmful than tobacco. The numbers of kids who hoot up is huge: 30% of 15-17 year olds and 47% of 18-19 year olds admitted to smoking pot last year.

The problem is Health Canada, and the Canadian media has totally gone overboard in their claims about tobacco and now risk making a laughingstock of themselves if they tried to begin to tell the truth about pot. Because of the huge numbers involved its inevitable the Liberals will de-criminalize if not legalize pot.

Is marijuana safer than tobacco? No.  Whether it should be legalized is an entirely different question, but there is no question just on the basis of “Health”  (the bitch-goddess Canadians worship) modern marijuana is far more harmful than tobacco.

The Sudbury Star commissioned a panel of 20 pot-smoking teenagers. All 20 considered tobacco bad-bad, but marijuana harmless. Here are a few comments; the first is from a teenage girl:

“When you get lung cancer from cigarettes, you can smoke marijuana to relieve the lung cancer.”

Not exactly.  B.C. Bud contains about 40-90% more tar and carcinogens than tobacco. This means that smoking 1-2 joints is the equivalent of a pack of cigarettes. Secondly, cigarettes are generally smoked with filters. Pot isn’t. The original smoking causes lung cancer scares in the 50s and 60s came from people who were in their 70s who smoked cigarettes before filters were invented. Over the Christmas break, someone sent me a Readers Digest story from the 50s about the invention of cigarette filters.

Nobody has developed lung cancer from marijuana, only because nobody is old enough. The outer end of baby boomers that started smoking pot in the 60s is about 60 years old. But the pot smoked in the 60s was not the pot smoked today. The pot today is about 90% stronger than anything smoked in the 60s-so I’ve heard.

Given the tar, carcinogens and lack of filters, its inevitable that smoking B.C.Bud for 60 years is going to cause an epidemic of lung cancer. These kids are seriously deluded if they believe otherwise.

A 20 year old told the Sudbury Star:” I’m aware of the hazards of smoking pot, but the benefits far outweigh the hazards.”

 Getting ripped so The Matrix makes sense is a real benefit. Listening to Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon on a windows media player is another real benefit. What else? Nobody really knows the physical or psychological effects of teenagers hooting profuse amounts of B.C.Bud-because it hasn’t been around long enough.

The Sudbury Star quotes a girl who smoked her first joint at age 9,and a boy who at age 11 smoked an “oily doobie”(a joint dipped in hash oil) as saying cigarettes are much more harmful than pot. Yeah, right.

Dateline - Toronto, Ontario

January 17 - As usual there is much to report from Toronto. The latest. opposition to the Liberal party’s proposed smoking ban comes from an unlikely source, Father Raymond de Souza. Here is an excerpt of Father de Souza’s truly magnificent commentary “Smoke and morals” that ran last week in the National Post:

“The anti-smoking strategy includes a funded Web site entitled stupid.ca .It assures us that it is not “meant to be an insult to smokers” because “smokers aren’t stupid.” Rather it offers “social commentary on the choice to smoke or not to smoke.”  Oh.  Browse the Web site and the only possible conclusion is that if smokers aren’t stupid-meaning they don’t know better then they are deliberately making bad choices. That is to say, they are morally inferior.

Now, government energy is focused on health. If you wish to let your soul rot in hell, the government will affirm your right to do so-but don’t try it with your body.

So we have the rather ironic situation that the government of Ontario operates casinos, but now won’t let you smoke in them. The government of Ontario –like other provinces-will entice the public to gamble, but as you are wagering away the grocery money, don’t think about lighting a cigarette. Our universities promote condoms to new students with great enthusiasm to avoid disease; nary a word is offered that might question promiscuity as a bad moral choice. Public health authorities will facilitate your drug habit with free needles but are not so keen about telling you that it is simply wrong to shoot yourself up.

On health matters, the government is a veritable church lady.

The anti-smoking legislation caps rather remarkable year on the health front. A private members bill sailed through Queen’s Park making helmets mandatory for adults cycling, rollerblading, or skateboarding. My colleague Andrew Coyne demolished the evidentiary case for mandatory bike helmets in November in these pages, but no matter. The initiative is a moral one: There exists a moral imperative to manage all health risk, and should you dissent, the law will bind you.

What apparently cannot be rescinded is the mentality that free citizens cannot be trusted to manage their own health. When it comes to thorny social issues, those advocating the abandonment of traditional mores insist of the supremacy of individual consciences. But not when it comes to health.

The safety and smoking fanatics operate on the assumption that people are not responsible enough to be trusted with their freedom. So they must be harassed and nagged and if they don’t comply, then good habits must be legislated. We will be healthy, whether we like it or not.”

Over the holidays, someone sent me a column about the year-end club scene in Toronto from the appropriately named Mary Dickie.  Writing in the Toronto Sun; Miss Dickie compiled a list of highlights. Not surprisingly, the city’s smoking ban was first on her list of accomplishments. Miss Dickie claims the club’s are still packed. We’ve heard otherwise.

A close second on Miss Dickie’s list of accomplishments is the superlative review she offered the re-formed MC5.For those of you too young to remember the 60s,the MC5 were a peripheral musical/cultural sideshow. The MC5 (Motor City 5) were part of the “Detroit sound”-glorified garage bands with a gimmick (The Stooges, Alice Cooper, Grand Funk Railroad).

The MC5 would open concerts by burning the American flag and opened with their signature song: Kick Out The Jams (Mother---er). Unfortunately after the initial expressionism there wasn’t much there, beyond a glorified garage band. The public yawned and they faded away until now where they are hot again in the Toronto club scene. Miss Dickie informs us that this is not the original MC5.Two members had died-probably of old age-and were replaced.

For those too young to remember, the MC5 were part of the goofy 60s.The Doors at their most pretentious ”We want the world and we want it-NOW” and “They got the guns but we got the numbers” were in the same genre. The Jefferson Airplane’s Volunteers “got to revolution” sans the line sung by lead singer Gracie Slick “up against the wall, Motherf---ers” is now an advertising slogan for e-trade, and plays every five minutes on CNBC the stock market channel. Lead singer Gracie Slick, a few years ago on Bill Maher’s Politically Incorrect called for Clinton’s impeachment for using a cigar as a sexual surrogate.

The MC5’s politics were similar to the 60s film Wild In The Streets. In the movie the voting age-then 21-was lowered to 16 and kids elected a Rock star as President of the United States. One of the first acts of the new President was to send all those over 30 to concentration camps where they were force fed LSD “to learn to be cool.”

The other breathtaking highlight of the celebrated smoke-free Toronto club scene involved the heartbreaking departure of bassist, and undoubtedly real class broad, Katie Lynn Campbell from (I’m not making this up) the group Nashville Pussy.

The Toronto Star reported that the brains and money behind www.mychoice,ca is none other than Imperial tobacco lobbyist James Deacy.  Mr. Deacy also ran the advertising campaign of Dolton McGuinty, and has a long history with the Liberal party.

Finally from Toronto comes word of the latest endeavor of “Dr” Roberta Ferrence.  I’m not exact sure what kind of “Dr”  this poster girl for affirmative action is supposed to be. My hunch would be a proctologist. She was definitely an expert in performing a rectal cranial inversion upon herself-making a complete ass of herself, by claiming smoking bans are great for business.

According to a Cancer Society press release, Roberta is taking all her renowned expertise with numbers to launch a campaign about outdoor second-hand smoke.

Dateline - Treherne, Manitoba

January 17 - The Winnipeg Free Press reported that the trial of Treherne Motel owner Roger Jenkinson accused of not banning smoking would be held in Portage La Prairie for three days beginning July 13.Jenkinson is facing 13 charges.

Jenkinson’s lawyer, Art Stacey is now forgoing a separate constitutional challenge to Manitoba’s smoking ban, but will incorporate those arguments in Jenkinson’s defense.

Rural Hotel owners have raised $30,000 for Jenkinson’s legal defense.

Dateline - Saskatoon, Saskatchewan

January 17 - The Saskatoon Star-Phoenix reported that the latest pretext for not modifying Saskatoon’s smoking ban is “anecdotal evidence” (an oxymoron) that heart attacks supposedly decreased since the smoking ban was imposed.

Dr. Cory Neudorf told the Star-Phoenix:” This would be quite groundbreaking.” Even for a glorified blood-libel, this is truly pathetic. Never mind for a moment that heart disease has 300 documented causes, there ain’t one iota of evidence that second-hand smoke is the 301.

Here is but a small sample of the voluminous evidence found in the Forces evidence archive on this question. The famous study published last year in the British Medical Journal that examined the health records of hundreds of thousands of non-smoking Californians married to smokers over a 40 year period found:” The results do not support a casual relation between environmental tobacco smoke and tobacco related mortality. The association between exposure to environmental tobacco smoke and coronary heart disease and lung cancer may be considerably weaker than generally believed.”

The enormous study of German flight attendants whose records dated from 1956 to the mid-1990s also found NO connection between second-hand smoke and lung cancer or heart disease. This study appeared in the April 2003 issue of the American Journal of Epidemiology.

Dr. John Bailar, a University of Chicago epidemiologist, and the world’s acknowledged expert on heart disease and second-hand smoke wrote a 1999 editorial for the New England Journal of Medicine dismissing any supposed link as “implausible.” In epidemiology, the word “implausible” means there is no biological evidence. Bailar also claimed second-hand smoke was “too diffuse” to cause heart disease. This was but a small sample of the voluminous evidence on this topic.

In other news from Saskatoon, CBC is reporting that Barry Gumulcak, the owner of the Vanscoy Motor Hotel as saying:” I’m going to continue to patrons smoke.”  Mr. Gumulcak is hoping the NDP will re-consider the smoking ban after the two month grace period ends.

Dateline - Regina, Saskatchewan

January 17 - Canadian Press is reporting that the Saskatchewan NDP government has approached the Federal Indian Affairs minister to impose smoking bans on Indian land. No word as yet from the Feds.

The White Bear First Nations has joined other Indian tribes in Saskatchewan in allowing smoking on hospitality venues on its territory.

In other news, the Regina Leader-Post is reporting that existing health inspectors will double as Saskatchewan’s smoke police. No new smoke police will be hired.

Dateline - Weyburn, Saskatchewan

January 17 - The Regina Leader-Post is reporting that that Denny Joyal, the owner of the Royal Hotel in Weyburn is refusing to ban smoking because it’s allowed at the nearby Indian Reservation.

Dateline - Edmonton, Alberta

January 17 - Finally some real good news to report: The Grope and Flail on Saturday quoted Alberta Premier Ralph Klein as denying various earlier media reports that he has any intention of imposing a smoking ban in Alberta. Klein told the Grope and Flail that as long as cigarettes” are not illegal in Canada” he has no intention of imposing a smoking ban.


This is a special Toronto edition of Forces Canada. This issue will focus exclusively on some media reaction to the Liberals imposing a province-wide smoking ban in Ontario. I am confining this issue to exact words contained in editorials, columns and letters from The Grope and Flail, National Post, Toronto Red Star and Toronto Sun. Due to the necessity of space limitations, the following quotes are abridged, but they are in no way a distortion.

The best encapsulation of the antics of the Dolton Gang came from a non-smoker, Matt Chung quoted in the London Free Press:” I don’t even smoke and I think its stupid.”

Dateline - Grope and Flail-except of an editorial

January 13 - “Tobacco is an addictive, health destroying substance. But as long as it remains a legal product, the crusade to ensure that an Ontario region can’t even let adult smokers light up in an enclosed, separately ventilated room is punitive law, not good law. There may be an argument that smokers who return with their drinks or their food to those rooms shouldn’t expect regular service there-the health of the waiters is at issue-but such subtleties don’t seem to be a factor in the government crusade. Neither does good faith in which establishments built their separate rooms to comply with the Toronto bylaw.

Mr. Smitherman this week proudly described his government’s proposed legislation as the “toughest, most comprehensive, and far reaching” in North America. He may well be right. Certainly his crusades have had an evangelistic zeal to them; consider his blanket ban, since aborted, on the sale of sushi and other raw fish. What’s missing is a sense of proportion.”

Dateline - National Post-excerpt of an editorial

January 13 - “At the end of the day, tobacco remains a legal product and smoking tobacco remains a legal activity. Unless the government is willing to outlaw the substance completely-and forego the tax windfall that goes along with it-it must make reasonable accommodations for the significant minority of Ontarians who persist in puffing. As we see it, the status quo that permits smokers to congregate in specially ventilated areas falls into that category.

The Ontario government’s decision to outlaw even the sensible compromise goes beyond ensuring public safety. Dalton McGuinty’s government has now entered the realm of hysterical Puritanism. And we hope other Canadian provinces do not follow Ontario’s example.”

Dateline - National Post-excerpt of signed editorial by Marni Souproff, member of National Post editorial board

January 13 - “…incredibly invidious, result of socialized medicine: it provides a never-ending justification for government to dictate how people must live their lives…

By surrendering to the government their responsibility to fund their own medical care, Canadians are at the same time surrendering their right to make meaningful decisions about how to live their lives and enjoy their days.

But with health care, Canadians are not even granted the opportunity to decide whether they’d rather shell out for doctors and hospitals themselves in return for having the autonomy to make important life choices.

Instead, every Canadian is born into the losing end of a lousy bargain: society will do a mediocre job of taking care of your health care needs, and you will let society decide whether and what you smoke, what and how much you eat, and where you drink, which leisure activities you participate in and how you protect yourself when you do.

At the end of the day, it is the curtailment of individual freedom that is the most objectionable aspect of Canada’s health care regime.

But the profoundly important human sense of control over one’s own destiny, once taken away, can never be fully or adequately returned. Sadly, it’s a lesson more and more generations of Canadians are beginning to learn.”

Dateline - Toronto Red Star-excerpt of letter to the editor

January 13 - “To ban grownups from indulging in exclusive grownup pastimes, such as smoking in pubs, is plainly infantile. To defend such infantality based on a spurious, selective and hypocritical notion that the health of all is to promote a loomingly ominous intolerance of others whose behavior does not match ours in every personal particular.

The new Puritans righteously force-marching the rest of us into their brave new world where we will all be protected, whether we like it or not from selective kinds of bad behavior (as long as such salvations don’t impact too much of the base economy) far more dangerous to our society in their self-satisfied bigotry than any poor schmuck innocently lighting up a smoke over his beer.”

George Highton
Toronto

Dateline - Toronto Sun Columnist Connie Woodcock

January 13 - “I will not quit smoking, no matter what laws Dalton McGuinty makes. I am 54 years old and apt to die of any number of things, according to my family medical history-Alzheimer's, Parkinson’s, stomach cancer, heart diseases are all on the menu. I’m not going to worry about lung cancer. And banning smoking everywhere is not going to change anything for me.”

Dateline - Toronto Sun Columnist John Downing

January 13 - “…what are we going to ban next fireplaces? As the son of a former MPP and a jaundiced observer of liberals and socialists determined to save us as our Big Brother, he should see that banning fireplaces is logical.

This year they will finish smokers off with jail, fines, torture through endless lectures about second-hand smoke and, perhaps banishment.

So not why fireplaces? Fireplace smoke will soon be as suspect as a fine cigar. Every child at the start of school will have to recite a pledge condemning smokers and promising to turn in their parents if they can smear a smoker in the car on the way to soccer practice”.

Dateline - Toronto Sun Columnist Joe Warmington-Watch out for the fun police

January 13 - “They (smokers) were being shunned. They are modern-day lepers. Sorry guys. That should be a New Age leper. Am I allowed to say lepers? Should I check with McGuinty and see?”

Dateline - Toronto Sun-Terry Mundel president Ontario Restaurant Hotel Motel Association

January 13 - “There is no doubt some bars won’t make it. Contrary to what the government says, some won’t survive. Many business plans had a 10-year payback time to cover the cost of designated smoking rooms. Some paid as much as $300,000 to build them and they can’t pay it off by May 31.It’s a major shake. “


In the previous edition of Tobacco News from across Canada I purposely omitted Toronto and Ontario news so the stories from other parts of Canada could be heard. In this edition I’ll be concentrating on some Ontario stories outside of Toronto. In the next Forces Canada edition I’m planning a special Toronto edition that will deal mostly with the proposed Ontario smoking ban.

In this edition, I am purposely ignoring the local editorial cheerleading about the Ontario smoking ban from the Osprey publications as just mindless propaganda.

I recently received an e-mail from a Forces Canada reader in Niagara Falls, Ontario.  Although I was complimented for being “informative and entertaining”  (I’m blushing), I was criticized for not having a commentary on a judicial ruling from Niagara Falls several months ago where a Judge criticized the smoking ban law.

I believe I did mention the case, but probably did not give it the attention it deserved. In any given week, I am inundated with stories from across Canada. Due to space limitations, the stories that get mentioned due to this fact are arbitrary. I have been asked many times how a story is selected at Forces Canada. There is no hard and fast rule. I feel an obligation to mention the news from all parts of Canada-not just Toronto and Ontario. I try to find stories where I have something fresh to say, and not just keep repeating myself ad nauseum. And I try not to be too depressing. All of this is difficult considering the endless war the Liberal and NDP party, and their cheerleaders in the media regularly launch.

Dateline - Ottawa, Ontario

January 11 - Over the past couple of weeks, I’ve received a bunch of e-mails from people who want to organize a boycott on contributions to groups such as the Canadian Lung Association, the Canadian Cancer Society, the Heart and Stroke Association for actions against smokers. I have long advocated this position in this page. I often refer to these groups as “PARASITES” who annually receive hundreds of millions from the Liberal Party for anti-smoker efforts.

No group is more obnoxious than the Lung Association. For those of you naïve enough to buy Christmas or Easter Seals thinking it goes for a useful purpose, the following story shows where your money really goes.

Canwest News Service reported that the Lung Association is monitoring smoking in movies. Among those criticized are: Dan Ackroyd, Andy Garcia in Ocean’s 12 for smoking a cigar (“if Andy Garcia doesn’t quit there won’t be an Ocean’s 13”), Ben Affleck, Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt, Ann Archer, Lara Flynn Boyle, Drew Barrymore, Tom Arnold, and Jim Belushi.

Maybe its just me, but other than Ocean’s 12,I can’t remember seeing a movie with any of the others. How many actually saw Ben Affleck in Gigli? Anyone?

For justification the Lung Association trotted out a discredited Junk Science study from Dartmouth that claimed with no real evidence that kids are likely to smoke if they see it depicted on screen. Yeah, right.

Here are the exact words from the Lung Association:

“Star power sells movies,” says the association on its website.” It can also sell tobacco use.”

The Lung Association is trying to get cigarettes, cigars and pipes banned as movie props unless the subject of the film is a real person or historical figure.

“If a movie was about Winston Churchill, it would be acceptable to portray him smoking cigars,” said Shelley Mitchell, senior manager for the Thumbs Up, Thumbs Down anti-smoking project.”

 Remember this the next time you are asked to by Christmas or Easter Seals or make a contribution to the Lung Association.

Dateline - Niagara Falls/Windsor, Ontario

January 11 - CBC reported that Ontario Social Services Minister Sandra Pupatello has called for exemptions from Ontario’s smoking ban for border casinos in Niagara Falls and Windsor.

Why would they need exemptions? The anti-smoking PARASITES tell anyone who will listen that smoking bans are great for business.

CBC is also reporting that Dolton and his girlie man Health Minister Smitherman are also considering exempting movie sets from the smoking ban. It’s OK to put the livelihoods of hundreds of thousands of Ontarians in the hospitality industry at risk, but Hollywood productions in Ontario are vital.

How many of these heavy smoking Hollywood types will want to shoot in smoke-free Ontario for the months needed for a movie shooting is anybody’s guess. There is no shortage of venues around the world for Hollywood to make movies in.

Dateline - London, Ontario

January 11 - The London Free Press reported on the endless plight of Ontario tobacco growers who have been decimated by Liberal Party policies. The Tobacco farmers were promised compensation from the Dolton Gang. None as yet been received. The Tobacco farmers are challenging the Dolton Gang to” Ban it and buy us out.” The tobacco growing industry in Ontario is responsible for 10,000 full time jobs and $500 million a year in economic activity.

I saw a story about a demonstration by 300 Ontario tobacco farmers in nearby Tilliston on CTV News net last week. None of the local papers in the area considered this newsworthy.

The dirty little secret is Dolton doesn’t want tobacco banned in Ontario (it would cost too much money) but only” controlled”-tormenting users by having a huge patronage ridden bureaucracy dedicated to tormenting smokers is the Liberal Party way.

In other news out of London, the Free Press quotes beer giant Labatts as denying it is planning to close its huge London brewery. Beer sales in the London area have plummeted since the smoking ban was imposed.

Dateline - Waterloo, Ontario

January 11 - The Waterloo Record reported that the next battleground over Ontario’s smoking ban would be patios. Between 40-60 Waterloo businesses invested on average $25,000 for patios, that are now in jeopardy. What the pretense for banning patio smoking will be is anybody’s guess.

The Waterloo Record is a reliable anti-smoking propaganda rag. It is very surprising that the Record deviated from its agenda to allow the two following letters to be published. Here are excerpts of both letters:

“Ontario Health Minister George Smitherman’s statements about the proposed smoking legislation appear to be completely opposed to reality…

Smitherman’s speech will no doubt impress fanatical anti-smokers. To the logical and fair minded, it sounds like pure bunk.

What plan should we suppose Smitherman and his colleagues have in place to save face when his “fair and balanced” legislation fails to improve the health of Ontarians, unclog the hospitals, improve the economy and save jobs?

One can only hope that Smitherman and his crew will be long gone from power before the futility and the negative effects of his legislation become evident.”

Ann Welch
Kitchener

“You wonder why smokers why smokers are so vehemently against the anti-smoking organizations. The Record’s letter to the editor and a column provide a good answer.

On one day, Dec.29, The Record ran not one but two letters and a community editorial board column about smokers.

In one letter, Smoking Is Most Deadly Form Of Substance Abuse, Dr. Paul E.Garfinkel, the president of the Center for Addiction and Mental Health, put smokers in with heroin and crack addicts.

Actually, its good The Record allows real feelings to show through because it enables readers to see that this issue is not about health but about control.

L. Dugay

Dateline - Simcoe, Ontario

January 11 - Forces Canada has often reported on cigarette thefts as tobacco taxes have skyrocketed. Usually this involves convenience store robberies or the hijacking of trucks. However, there is something brand new to report.

The Simcoe Reformer reported that $7,000 worth of raw tobacco was stolen from a farm near Simcoe.

Dateline - Thunder Bay, Ontario

January 11 - It seems that Ontario has joined Manitoba and Saskatchewan in deciding that provincial governments lack the jurisdiction to impose smoking bans on Indian land. This story from Thunder Bay and the next story from Kenora are about this issue.

CBC has reported that Peter Collins, Chief of the Fort William First Nation just outside of Thunder Bay has no intention of banning smoking on Indian property. The band controls a bingo and various hospitality venues.

Dateline - Kenora, Ontario

January 11 - Its much the same story in Kenora.  The Kenora Daily Miner reports that Chief Ken Skead of the Wauzhushk Onigun said it will be band members and not the Dolton Gang that will decide smoking policy at the Golden Eagle Casino near Kenora.

According to the Daily Miner the band has no intention of banning smoking.


Over the past several weeks while Forces was taking its annual Christmas break, I have been inundated with literally hundreds of stories from across Canada. What I am going to do over the next couple of submissions is split up the tobacco news from Canada into three separate parts: the tobacco news from Canada outside Ontario, the tobacco news from Ontario excluding Toronto, and a special Toronto edition that will deal mostly with opinion about the proposed Ontario smoking ban.

Dateline - Halifax, Nova Scotia

January 10 - Broadcast News reported that Conservative Premier John Hamm, who is a doctor by the way, in response to calls for a Province-wide smoking ban stated he was “not interested in taking away the rights of committed smokers.”

None of the garbage about second-hand smoke. None of the usual lies and propaganda. How un-Canadian.

In other news, the Halifax Herald reported that kids were kicked out of a hockey rink twice a week so smokers could be accommodated at a charity bingo in the same rink. The kids were never exposed to cigarette smoke, but Nova Scotia law does not allow them to be in the same building when smoking is permitted.

Dateline - Woodstock, New Brunswick

January 10 - Some love, peace and good vibes are coming out of this Woodstock.  Canwest News Service reported that an Indian band in Woodstock plans to open a new bar that will allow smoking in the spring. The Indian band has been openly flouting the Province-wide smoking ban on its reserve since October 1.

For good measure the tribe is also planning to sell cheap cigarettes on the reserve.

Dateline - Montreal, Quebec

January 10 - The Quebec government is at it again. After its rape of RJR on bogus charges of “illegal smuggling”  ie. lawfully exporting Canadian cigarettes, the Quebec government has now turned its site to a much bigger fish for a shakedown-Imperial Tobacco (B.A.T).

The Montreal Gazette and CBC both reported that Rose Marie’s finest (R.C.M.P) spent three days searching through Imperials files looking for evidence of smuggling. No word on if they found anything.

If Imperial Tobacco were guilty they would have to be the dumbest criminals in recorded history. It was Imperial itself that tipped off authorities in the first place that tobacco smuggling had reached epidemic proportions. CBC reported that Imperial voluntarily curtailed exports to combat smuggling.

But this is Quebec where one doesn’t require any evidence for a glorified shakedown.

Dateline - Winnipeg, Manitoba

January 10 - There are a few stories to report out of Loserpeg in the past several weeks. The Winnipeg Sun reported on the constitutional challenge being launched against Manitoba’s smoking ban by rural hotel owners.

Art Stacy, the lawyer representing the hotel owners is challenging the smoking ban on two counts. He claims the province is illegally “criminalizing smoking.” In Canada only the Federal government can criminalize an activity. His second grounds of appeal are the equality provision of the Charter of Rights. Indians are exempted. Stacy maintained this is not a theoretical exercise as business in the rural hospitality industry has declined by 25% since the smoking ban was imposed.

The Winnipeg Sun also reported that a non-stop flight from Toronto to Vancouver was diverted to Loserpeg because someone was smoking in the bathroom. A 33-year-old Ontario man was arrested.

The cost of this over-reaction is about $75,000 a flight for landing fees and fuel charges. No wonder Air Canada went broke.

Finally from Loserpeg we have the latest from a local hypochondriac who successfully lobbied to have smoking banned from the entrances of Losepeg’s hospitals. Gerald St. Germain claimed that he was allergic to cigarette smoke. Never mind there are no allergens in cigarette smoke.

The Free Press is reporting on this hypochondriac’s latest quest. He complained that people were smoking in the underground parking garage at the Winnipeg Convention Center. Automobile exhaust in an enclosed space did not bother him but someone smoking did. Riiiggghhhhttt.

Dateline - Saskatoon, Saskatchewan

January 10 - There are a bunch of stories out of Saskatchewan about the province-wide smoking ban. The following several datelines all deal with this topic.

CBC has reported that the Federation of Saskatchewan Indian Nations voted to not implement a smoking ban on its territory, which includes casinos in Yorkton, North Battleford, Prince Albert, and on the White Bear First Nation Indian reserve near Carlyle.

In an earlier story from the Saskatoon Star-Phoenix, the provincial N.D.P. government backed down from earlier claims and admitted it lacked jurisdiction to impose its social-engineering agenda on Indian land.

Dateline - Regina, Saskatchewan

January 10 - CBC is reporting that numerous hospitality venues throughout Saskatchewan are taking advantage of the 60-day grace period before tickets are issued to continue to allow smoking.

Dateline - Melford, Saskatchewan

January 10 - The Melford Journal reported on the first layoffs as a result of Saskatchewan’s smoking ban. Two employees of the Chances R Motor Hotel were laid off because of the anticipated loss in business.

Waneta Goldstein the hotel manager told the Journal:” We’ve given our bar staff lay off notices. There is not a lot of things you can do as a bar owner. It’s a very scary thing.”

The plight of the first in what promises to be a lengthy list of layoffs attracted the attention of the Regina Leader Post and the Saskatoon Star-Phoenix which both re-printed the Melford Journal story.

Dateline - Nipivan, Saskatchewan

January 10 - The Nipivan Journal profiled the plight of Mark Osterbro the manager of Thirsty’s Pub in the Kingfisher Inn.  Mr. Osterbro estimated that between 90-95% of his customers are smokers.

The Nipivan Journal estimates the smoking ban is expected to cost the Saskatchewan hospitality industry $100 million a year.

Dateline - Estevan, Saskatchewan

January 10 - It’s much the same story in Estavan.  The Saskatchewan News Association quoted Estavan bar owners as estimating 90% of their customers smoke.

Dateline - Lloydminster, Saskatchewan/Alberta

Half of Lloydminster is on the Saskatchewan side of the border. Across the street the other half of the town is on the Alberta side of the provincial boundary. Saskatchewan has a province-wide smoking ban. Alberta doesn’t. Not even a civic smoking ban.1, 600 hundred residents signed a petition to keep it that way.

The results of this are pretty predictable. The Saskatoon Star-Phoenix reported that smokers are going on mass-literally walking across the street to the Alberta side of the town.

The Star-Phoenix reported that the Lloydminster Saskatchewan hospitality industry has screamed to the provincial N.D.P.  about the predictable situation. The N.D.P.just as predictably ignored their complaints, but made it clear the smoke-police will be stepping up patrols on the Saskatchewan side of the border.

And not to be outdone, the Edmonton Journal, the vocal supporter of former Edmonton mayor and noted anti-smoking fanatic, Bill Smith, who lost the recent election because of his anti-smoking fanaticism, used the Lloydminster situation to call for a province-wide smoking ban in Alberta.

Not only did Smith massively lose the Edmonton election, but also communities throughout Alberta voted overwhelmingly against smoking bans.

Dateline - Vancouver, B.C.

January 10 - Canadian Press reported that the Canadian Supreme Court has agreed to hear an appeal from the tobacco companies challenging the B.C.  Liberal government’s blatant shakedown of the tobacco industry for “the costs of treating sick smokers.” On this page I have repeatedly documented to a virtual metaphysical certainty want a bunch of lies and myths this is. Thus there is no point in repeating myself here.

Twice the B.C, Supreme Court threw out this shakedown as unconstitutional. On the B.C government’s third attempt they allowed this farce to stand. This shakedown is now before the Supreme Court.

Dateline - Richmond, B.C

January 10 - B.C.News reported that a Richmond restaurant that repeatedly ignored warnings against allowing staff and customers to smoke has had its license yanked for 30 days by city hall.

Dateline - Kelowna, B.C.

January 10 - Over the past couple of years I’ve often wondered why it is that British California seems to attract a disproportionate amount of Canada’s nutcases. The following story is not about smoking, but I couldn’t resist in sharing the experience with Forces Canada readers.

The Grope and Flail reported that Kelowna resident, Corrina Sables, who ”lost an hour of her life after an encounter with aliens has started a support group for those with similar extraterrestrial abductions.”

Since this is B.C.it’s a good bet her support group meetings will be packed.

Miss Sables told the Grope and Flail she was star-gazing when she reported seeing:” a bright neon-colored and oval shaped thing.”

E.T. phone home. Your presence is desperately required in Kelowna.

Dateline - Whitehorse, Yukon

January 10 - CBC North is reporting that Whitehorse bar owners are not exactly enthusiastic about enforcing Whitehorse’s smoking ban,

Jonas Smith, who runs the Capital Hotel and is a director of the B.C/Yukon Hotel Association, told CBC:

“Proprietors are supposed to inform people they are not allowed to smoke, and if that person fails to desist from smoking we are to report them to bylaw, stop serving them, stop serving anyone procuring liquor and physically remove them from the premises.

“And we are doing almost none of the above.”

Smith told CBC he tells customers they can’t smoke and if they persist the choice is up to them.

CBC is also reporting the only place you can legally smoke in Whitehorse is at the Whitehorse general hospital. Go figure.

This absurdity caught the attention of Paul Johnson. Sometime ago Mr. Johnson approached Forces Canada with a request for a lawyer to take his case and sue the city of Yukon for lost business suffered when a smoking ban was imposed. I put up the notice but there were obviously no takers.

CBC North, however, is reporting that against all odds, and acting as his own lawyer Paul Johnson has gotten certification for his lawsuit against the city of Yukon. A Yukon Supreme Court Justice beginning January 20 will hear his case.

Mr. Johnson who had to close his restaurant is suing for $5.6 million. Here is what he told the CBC regarding his motivation for launching the lawsuit:

“It opens up a Pandora’s box for them, they could have every restaurant in town suing for lost profit revenue, for that year.

Did you know that the only place in all of Whitehorse where you can legally have a cigarette is at the Whitehorse General Hospital smoking room?

Now if you can have a smoke there, why can’t you have a smoke elsewhere like a bar or restaurant for that matter?”

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