TOBACCO NEWS FROM CANADA
(Archives)

March 2003


Comments by Warren Klass
President, FORCES - Canada

Dateline Brampton, Ontario

March 28 - For those of you who think its just the hospitality industry who gets screwed from smoking bans, there is a new victim. The Proverbial whipping boy of the anti-smoking nuts-Big Tobacco. Actually Rothman Benson and Hedges is not that big, compared to B.A.T.  (Imperial Tobacco controls about 90% of Canada's tobacco market.). According to the Brampton Guardian, Rothman's happens to have a testing facility that would be in violation of the new rules banning designated smoking rooms. (D.S.R's).

Rothman's just spent $1.7 million complying with the last edicts of Brampton city council.  Rothman's who employ 70 people in Brampton also has a plant in Quebec City. Although Rothman's did not ask for my advice I'll offer it anyway-move to Quebec City. When New York City completed its war on smokers Philip Morris moved to Virginia.

Ontario doesn't care about jobs anyway. Ontario is prepared to sacrifice hundreds of thousands of hospitality jobs on the alter of "Health"-Social Engineering. The American Ambassador to Canada has all but announced it will be open season on Canada (read Ontario) once the war is over. My advice to Rothman's is to leave Ontario while the going is good.

Also in Brampton, City Council has come up with a half-assed comprise about smoking. Reduce the smoking sections in bingos, but still allow smoking, allow some DSR's in bars that have them and allow Daimler Chrysler to keep its 10 DSR.  Enjoy it while it lasts. If I was an America trade official my first target would be a Daimler Chrysler plant in Ontario. I don't think Germans or Ontarians are likely to win too many popularity contests in the U.S. now.

Dateline York, Ontario

March 28 - For those of you outside Ontario, there is the "MYTH" that we all send vast amounts of our hard earned money to Ontario be literally pissed-away on harebrained projects. For all you cheap shotting Ontario haters out there-who don't appreciate all Ontario has done for (to) the rest of us in Canada, like giving us years of our beloved Liberal Party-this next story which I will quote verbatim shows that the rest of Canada has Ontario all wrong:

"York Region's public health department is conducting a phone survey with Italian and Chinese residents to learn about their attitudes and behavior towards smoking.

"Respondents will be asked about their awareness of smoke-free public places and second-hand smoke.

"The survey will be funded by a $494,000 Ministry of Health grant to address smoking in York's Italian and Chinese communities."

Dateline-Edmonton, Alberta

March 28 - The Edmonton Journal and CBC reported City Council in Edmonton watered down somewhat Edmonton's draconian all-encompassing unnecessary smoking bans. For the moment you can still smoke in bars and casinos with some restriction.

Dateline Lapwai, Idaho

March 27 - I received an e-mail from someone alerting me to a very beautiful gesture from the Nez Perce Indian band of Lapwai, Idaho.  As Canada contains many Native smokers I'd like to pass it along. The Nez Perce veterans formed a circle to pass around pipes while 13 women stood by the circle. American and Nez Perce nation flags were placed in the circle. Prayers were said for the safe return of the soldiers from Iraq.

As an act of solidarity, I urge all Forces Canada readers to also pray for the safe return of the soldiers.

Dateline-New Glasgow, Nova Scotia

March 27 - Somebody please alert John Walsh of America's most wanted about some very dangerous criminals on the loose, last seen in the vicinity of New Glasgow, Nova Scotia. As far as I know these dangerous criminals are not members of any of the 400 Terrorist groups that have found a comfortable home in Canada. Nor are they any of the thousands of illegal immigrants in Canada, Rose Marie's finest can't locate, nor are they murders, bank robbers, rapists, nor are they among the millions of Canadians who have not bothered registering their guns for the sake of the Liberal Government's billion dollar boondoggle.

These dangerous criminals are accused of having a cigarette at a Pizza restaurant. Be on the lookout for: Kathleen Irving, Kenneth Richard, Wendy White, Vince Rizzotti, Jeremy Paris, and 68 year old Ruth Alexander. If spotted contact the nearest detachment of Rose Marie's finest (R.C.M.P.)

Dateline- Nanaino,B.C

March 27 - The following story is so crazy it could only come out of British California. For all you Marxists out there who dreamed of the day that workers would own the means of production. Your prayers (or the Marxist equivalent of prayer for our Communist/Atheist friends) have been answered.  In a story datelined from Nanaino, B.C. the Vancouver, Province is reporting the workers of the world have thrown off the Capitalistic chains of oppression.

It seems, that Capitalist exploiter Wayne Smith, the owner of the Occidental Hotel Pub found a loophole in B.C's anti-smoking law. He fired his 6 employees. He then made them partners in his bar.  Voila he has no
employees and business is up by some 50%.  As owners rather than exploited workers they no longer qualify for WCB or E.I. benefits.  B.C's Workers Compensation Board claimed their motivation for banning smoking was "the health of workers - not social engineering."  Yeah, right.

It used to be that the 3 biggest lies ever told were: I'll love you in the morning, the cheque is in the mail, and I'm here from the government to help. We can add a fourth-smoking bans are about health, not social engineering.

And you wonder why Pat Buchanan calls Canada "Soviet Canukistan". It's a smoke-free workers paradise-if your job hasn't been eliminated because of smoking bans.

"What a field day for the heat
A thousand people in the street
Singing songs, and carrying signs
Mostly saying 'Hooray for Our Side."
Buffalo Springfield, For What Its Worth,1967

March 25 - In Ottawa some yahoos burned the American flag. Other morons in Montreal booed the American national anthem. The Liberal government Ontario and Quebec -- imposed on the rest of Canada -- turns its back on our oldest friend in a time of need. Liberal M.P's call Americans "Bastards."

At this moment I can't begin to describe how ashamed I am to be a Canadian. President John F .Kennedy said in Ottawa in 1961"Geography has made us neighbours.  History has made us friends." As the President of Forces Canada, I would once again like to paraphrase President Kennedy:" All free men are Americans.  Ich Bin ein American."

In order to show solidarity with America, I have requested that for the duration of the war to liberate Iraq, I have requested that the American flag be put on the Forces Canada site. There will be a demonstration Saturday in Winnipeg at the legislature at 1:00 PM Saturday, to show solidarity with America. This will be the first demonstration I plan to attend since the 60s.

Dateline-Toronto, Ontario

March 25 - The University of Toronto student newspaper is reporting on the research funded by: The Canadian Tobacco Control Research Initiative, National Cancer Institute of Canada, Social Sciences and Humanities Research Council of Canada, and Health Canada.

In short a who's who of Canada's anti-smoking nuts. Here are what we Canadians get for the $10 bucks a pack the Liberal Government taxes Canadian smokers. Dr. Pam Kaufman a research assistant at Ontario Tobacco Research Unit and a lecturer in public health sciences at the University of Toronto wrote:

"Recognition of the health impacts of environmental tobacco smoke has led to increased smoking restrictions in indoor public spaces. But one of the outcomes of this is that more people are now smoking in outdoor spaces. We need to look at the impact this has on the acceptability of smoking and how it may influence young people to start smoking or recent quitters to relapse."

For those of you who think its hyperbole to compare this to Nazism, here is a brief description of Hitler's anti-smoking campaign:

"Armed with the requisite scientific expertise and political power, Nazi authorities moved to limit smoking through a combination of propaganda, public relations, and official decrees. The Ministry of Science and Education ordered elementary schools to discuss the dangers of tobacco, and the Reich Health Office published pamphlets warning young people not to smoke. Public lectures sponsored by the Reich Health Office -on maternal health or vaccinations, for example-were declared "smoke-free".  A Bureau against the hazards of Alcohol and Tobacco was established in 1939...Fifteen thousand people attended a March 5-7,1939,congress in Frankfurt on the hazards of tobacco and alcohol, at which Reich Health Office president Hans Reiter and other Nazi luminaries-including Leonardo Conti, Robert Ley, and Ferdinand Sauerbruch (standing in for Gerhard Wagner) --- attacked both vices as reproductive poisons and drains on the German economy." Robert Proctor, The Nazi War on Cancer,pp198-199

To those kids who say they want a revolution-how about a Canada where you can smoke what you want, where you want? How about a Canada where the likes of Frau Dr. Kaufman and her Nazi luminaries are sent to Angola to clear landmines? You can say that I'm a dreamer-but more people smoke in Canada than vote for the Liberal Party.

Dateline-Prince George B.C

March 25 - According to the Prince George Free Press, city council wants to institute another smoking ban even though the Prince George hospitality industry has just spent $600,000 putting in ventilation systems. If the smoking bans are re-instituted the Prince George Free Press quotes hospitality industry as threatening lawsuits. No kidding.

Dateline Vancouver, B.C.

March 25 - Saturday's Globe and Mail (Grope and Flail) has reported that the Canadian Judicial Council has absolved the" smoking Judge", of any wrongdoing.  Several months ago Forces Canada brought you the story of the Judge who refused to abide with anti-smoking by-laws. The government of B.C. spent $19,000 building special ventilation for her.

My complaint then and now is that if you're rich and well connected in Canada you're rights are respected and accommodated.  If you're not, you have no rights in Canada.

March 20 - Before I begin with a condensation of some of the important tobacco news from across Canada, I'd like to take this opportunity to offer a prayer for the safe return of the brave young men and women from the U.S., U.K, Australia and the coalition of the willing, who are risking their lives to keep us free, and giving hope to the enslaved people of Iraq. I'd like all Canadians to join me in offering a prayer for the safety of these young heroes.

I am ashamed as a Canadian to say that Canada is not part of the coalition of the willing.

Dateline Calgary, Alberta

March 20 - The Calgary Herald reported today about the growth in the black market in smuggled cigarettes. The Alberta Health Minister is claiming that since Alberta taxes were massively raised smoking has gone down significantly as a result. The Calgary Herald disputes those contentions. Alberta smokers are not quitting, instead they have turned to the black-market and the Internet.  No kidding.

Dateline Edmonton, Alberta,

March 20 - Kerry Diotte of the Edmonton Sun is reporting that 20,000 Edmontonians signed a petition opposing further restrictions on smoking and 45 representatives of the hospitality industry showed up to oppose further restrictions. One bar owner offered to pay $25,000 out of his own pocket for a referendum on the question. Representatives of the hospitality industry testified that 85%of their clientele are smokers.

What is truly amazing is that certain members of city council are actually listening. If you are in Edmonton and haven't already made your views known please do so.

Dateline Midland, Ontario

March 20 - The Midland Free Press is reporting that Midland city council has voted down a 100% smoking ban. A correspondent wanted me to mention some of these on-line polls put out by Osprey media that are being manipulated by the anti-smoking nuts. Former Prime Minister John Diefenbacker once said "Polls are for dogs." On-line polls can be easily manipulated.  Anti-smoking nuts are very good at disabling browsers to vote early and often. They are also very good at getting supporters to vote for smoking bans.

Our experience has shown that polls in general-especially on line polls should be taken with a grain of salt. In Ottawa the anti-smoking nuts claimed overwhelming support for a smoking ban. However, when the question involved ventilation the polls showed a very different result. The only poll that counts is the one on election day. More people smoke than vote in on-line polls.

Dateline Orangeville, Ontario

March 20 - The Orangeville Banner is reporting that smoking ban exemptions are being handed out to local restaurants and pool halls being decimated by the smoking ban. As expected the anti-smoking nuts are screaming bloody murder about this.

Dateline St.John, New Brunswick

March 20 - The St. John Telegraph reported that St. John is not banning smoking on school property. But in a move that pleases the anti-smoking parasites is giving some $300,000 for some anti-smoking campaign aimed at "The Children." Anti-smoking nuts-LEAVE THEM KIDS ALONE.

If the tobacco companies had hired the anti-smoking nuts to get kids to take up smoking they couldn't have done a better job.

Dateline Ottawa, Ontario

March 18 - The anti-smoking nuts, especially in Northern and Eastern Ontario have simply been lying about what has gone on in Ottawa since the smoking ban has been imposed. I can't count how much propaganda has been forwarded to me from small town Ontario papers( mostly Osprey publications) that hail Ottawa's smoking ban as a great success. Here is an encapsulation of what the nitwits at Osprey treat their readers to: the smoking ban in Ottawa hasn't hurt overall business in the hospitality sector, and/or if there is a loss in the hospitality sector its because of the downturn in Ottawa's hi-tech economy. The smoking ban is not responsible.

The anti-smoking nuts love to trot out a misleading KPMG study that shows" no over-all loss of revenue." This is the favorite tactic of the anti-smoking nuts-the "no-overall loss of revenue argument." As with the similar claims out of California, this is misleading.  When smoking bans are imposed the big winners are fast-food restaurants where the dining experience is less than 15 minutes. Some takeout places also see a spike in business. The big losers are sit-down restaurants and bars. Blue-collar areas take a much bigger hit than wealthier areas.

The entire "level playing field" argument is an oxymoron. Hospitality is not a commodity business. The most salient argument is the re-sale price of bars and restaurants AFTER a smoking ban is imposed. In the Forces evidence archive is a study by the same KPMG that examined the re-sale value of California restaurants and bars after smoking bans are imposed. The KPMG study found between a 40-80% REDUCTION (depending on cliental and location) in the resale value of California restaurants and bars. Keep in mind this KPMG study was conducted when the California economy was booming, showing a 32% growth in the economy, while OVERALL hospitality revenues were flat. Using meta-statistics including a spike in fast food revenues, the anti-smoking nuts sell this spin to gullible editorial boards.

In a letter published Monday in the Winnipeg Free Press, Mr. Barry McKay of Ottawa's Pubco sets the record straight. Barry has kindly allowed Forces Canada to repost. Here is the real story of Ottawa's smoking ban:

Alternative needed to smoking ban
Re: Rudy Narvas letter "No need to fume over smoking ban" (March7)

I find it nothing short of disgusting how anti-smoking proponents can snicker over the destruction of an industry and the innocent persons associated with it.

I would like to make some things clear for your readers. The smoking ban has been nothing short of disastrous for Ottawa's hospitality industry.  Independent sales figures supplied by the Brewers of Ontario clearly indicate the impact of the smoking ban on licensed beer sales. Such sales in Ottawa have been decimated by six percent, or almost $1 million monthly since the ban came into effect.

As the main impact of plummeting beer sales has been upon the pub and bar sector, it is no surprise that about 40 Ottawa bars or pubs have closed. In addition, three of Ottawa's 10 charity bingo halls also have been forced to close due to annual revenue losses of more than $4 million. Ottawa-Carleton Raceway similarly has suffered a revenue decline of more than 20 per cent, totaling millions of dollars, since the ban was implemented.

Meanwhile, the Quebec casino just over the bridge is booming. Plain and simple, these numbers tell the true Ottawa story.

Lastly, despite Narvas' insulting description of them as "holes", the bars in Gatineau are full of Ottawa "smoking refugees."

There are sensible alternatives to smoking bans, and responsible governments such as British Columbia's are choosing to adopt them. Its tragic that Ottawa's council saw fit to ignore the facts and impose a destructive and idealistic solution."

Barry F.Mckay
General Manager
Pub and Bar Coalition of Canada
Ottawa

Dateline-Edmonton, Alberta

March 17 - Edmonton city council is meeting Monday to consider a draconian smoking ban. According to CBC and the Edmonton Journal 15,000 Edmontonians signed a petition opposing this. There are hearings being held at city hall starting at 9:30 Monday morning. I encourage all those who can attend to do so.  Edmonton City council has purposely held the hearings on St. Patrick's Day-the busiest day of the year for the hospitality industry.

If you cannot attend there are still ways to have your voice heard. You can call the Citizen Action Centre at 496-8200.You can e-mail the Action Centre at: cacentre@edmonton.ca.  You can e-mail city council at: councillors@edmonton.ca.

Dateline- Kingston, Ontario

March 17 - According to Kingston This Week, city council in Kingston has banned smoking on OUTDOOR patios. If anybody has any latent illusions that the whole smoking ban industry is about health and not social engineering.  Behold Kingston.

The basic textbook definition of fascism is where the state legislates private life-style choices. It was for this reason that the anti-smoking nuts always maintained that their efforts were driven by "Health", not social-engineering. Even that ridiculous lie has been dispatched.

Dateline-Winnipeg, Manitoba

March 17 - FORCES BANNED FROM WINNIPEG SCHOOL COMPUTERS. A few days ago my 13 year old kid phoned me (I have joint custody with my ex-wife) and told me he had an assignment at school. He had to do a paper on the proposed Winnipeg smoking ban, and asked for advice. I told him to check out the Forces site.

It turns out that when he tried to access Forces from his school's computer-the site as blocked. His teacher told him it as because "Forces encourages smoking."

No we don't. Nor have we ever encouraged smoking. The overwhelming majority of Forces Presidents are parents and in many cases grandparents.  None of us have ever encouraged anyone to smoke. We have, however, criticized many of the claims and efforts of the anti-smoking nuts, as being self-defeating. We have bent over backwards to present the empirical evidence to counter the non-stop propaganda of the anti-smoking nuts. Back in the 50's and 60s the phrase "Banned in Boston" was a titillating come-on.  Now we can update this to "Banned in Winnipeg Schools."

My 13 year old went to the Forces site on his computer. He called us  "COOL".  He said it was" very impressive and professional." When I asked him what he found most interesting on the Forces site he said "Japan."  He found it fascinating that Japan has the highest percentage of smokers in the world and the highest life expectancy. Smart kid.  If you're a kid tell all your friends that Forces is banned in Winnipeg schools. The truth is very harmful to the non-stop propaganda lies of the anti-smoking nuts.

Dateline Toronto, Ontario

March 14 - Does your group have more cavities than theirs.  "For those of you who grew up in the 60s there was a famous TV commercial that showed two groups. One group used Crest toothpaste. The other group used another brand. Guess which group had more cavities? The ad was eventually kicked off the air for being highly misleading. As many Dentists have told me toothpastes are all the same.

For those of you glued to CNN for hours on end to see fascinating coverage of which way Cameroon and Guinea were going to vote in the U.N. Security Council (Why the United States needs to worry about which way a couple of third world basket cases nobody can find on a map to give legitimacy to operations against Iraq is beyond my comprehension). At the bottom of the screen was a story about second-hand smoke causes cavities. I happened to have on CNN because we in Canada don't get: Fox News, HBO. ESPN, the History Channel, TV etc. etc.  Buried-and I mean buried-at the CNN web site was a story that "Second-hand Smoke CAUSES Cavities."

According to that Ivy League bastion of world renowned scientific credibility- The University of Rochester (N.Y.) put out a study picked up by the Journal of the American Medical Association (J.A.M.A.) that kids who grow up in smoking homes have more cavities than kids who grow up in non-smoking homes. But kids who grow up in non-smoking homes also have cavities-just not as many. Never mind there are undoubtedly a myriad of factors besides smoking as to why kids have cavities. If there was a direct correlation kids who grew up in non-smoking homes wouldn't have cavities-but they do. Its the same with ear infections. Whether you smoke around your kids or not chances are they are going to have an ear infection and cavities.  That's part of having kids. In other words this is Junk Science 101.

For those of you unaware the Journal of the American Medical Association has an illustrious history on its reporting about second hand smoke. As far back as 1939 JAMA ran articles praising Nazi anti-smoking programs.  JAMA was especially impressed with Herman Goering's and Heinrich Himmler's 1939 decree that barred uniformed soldiers and SS officers from smoking on the streets, in marches and on brief off-duty periods. The longest and most comprehensive study ever undertaken on the effects of second-hand smoke ever conducted was by the U.S. Department of Energy's laboratory in Oak Ridge, Tennessee.  The Oak Ridge study came up with nothing and dispelled numerous myths about second-hand smoke. The most fascinating claim of the Oak Ridge study, however, was their claim that JAMA had used fraudulent and manipulated data to push for smoking bans.

The only newspaper who printed the University of Rochestor/JAMA junk was of course the Toronto Globe and Mail. (Grope and Flail). Naturally the editorial masquerading as a news story was authored by the Globe "Science reporter" André Picard. Mr. Picard and the Grope and Flail write the most ludicrous garbage about smoking. My predecessor at Forces Canada launched a full scale complaint to the Canadian Press council and the Globe and Mail about Picard's smoking stories. Other than the Grope and Flail not one other paper I monitor found this newsworthy. The list includes: the New York Times, the Washington Post, the Minneapolis Star Tribune, the Providence Journal, the National Post, the Winnipeg Free Press or the Sun newspapers.  Only CNN and the Grope and Flail found this newsworthy. I can't imagine why. 

Dateline-Collingwood, Ontario

March 14 - Today's Torts R Us story comes from the Collingwood Enterprise Bulletin.  It seems after Collingwood passed a partial smoking ban bar owners went to court to challenge it. Tiny Collingwood spent $40,000 defending it in court plus an additional $5,000 in court costs for the bar owners.

The Enterprise Bulletin quotes Collingwood City Councilor Joe Gardhouse as saying:" Its a big waste of taxpayer money. It wasn't necessary at all." No kidding.

Dateline Timmins, Ontario

March 10 - According to the Timmins Daily Press approximately 200 people attended a city council meeting to oppose the proposed smoking ban. Those opposing the ban included the Timmins Figure Skating Club and the Timmins Humane Society.  Both of these charities rely on revenue from charity Bingo games that would be threatened with smoking bans. Kim Lavergne, the owner of the Mattagami Motor Hotel predicted that half his staff of 30 would be laid off if the smoking ban went ahead.

Its not just smokers who are being punished. Spare us the baloney that this is about "Health '.  This is social engineering 101.There is a lot of collateral damage on Ontario's war on smokers. Let us all hope and pray that reason and common sense prevail at Timmins city council.

Dateline Calgary, Alberta

March 10 - In a dateline story out of Calgary, the Winnipeg Sun is reporting that Alberta has said no to the Australian produced pornographic anti-smoking ads. This marks an uncharacteristic burst of common sense from the otherwise loopy Alberta. The Sun is reporting, however that New Brunswick, Manitoba, and Saskatchewan is showing this junk.

Although I alerted Forces Canada readers previously to these ads, I have as yet seen one. But from calls I have received from smokers in Winnipeg, I gather that these are guaranteed to backfire. These are directed at kids.  When the government of Canada put the pornographic warning labels on cigarettes, in a story carried by the Montreal Gazette, and re-posted on Forces Canada, tons of kids started buying cigarettes to get the grossest labels possible. Forces Canada put these labels up on our Internet site so kids could get these labels without having to buy cigarettes. According to the Montreal Gazette story kids were trading these like Pokemon cards.  Forces Canada registered a million hits from kids downloading this misleading garbage.

Phony propaganda campaigns back-firing is nothing new. How many kids started smoking pot because of the anti-marijuana cult classic" Reefer Madness"? As that famous smoker Bob Dylan once sang "Propoganda all is phony."  And its guaranteed to backfire.

Dateline Winnipeg, Manitoba

March 10 - For those of you unaware every year McLean's magazine comes out with its annual rankings of Canadian Universities. And every year without exception the University of Manitoba is always ranked the worst in Canada. For those of you who wonder how one University could be ranked worst in Canada 13 straight times. Behold:

In a first in human recorded history and the first time an anti-smoking story appeared on page 12 of the Winnipeg Free Press, Kristina Hunter of the Environment Health Sciences of University of Manitoba has concluded that second-hand smoke is now responsible for the common cold. This non-peer reviewed "study" was based on the anecdotes of 35 people at (count 'em) ONE restaurant in Winnipeg. This garbage gives even Junk Science a bad name.

I implore all readers of Forces Canada to write McLean's magazine on behalf of the University of Manitoba and ask for a recount.

Dateline Mississauga, Ontario

March 7 - For those of you who had not heard- here are the words of the Liberal M.P. from Mississauga "Sweet" Carolyn Parrish: "DAMN AMERICANS. I HATE THE BASTARDS."  What a classy broad!  First she apologizes, sort of. She said she didn't hate ALL Americans -- only 7 or 8.  Ontario's Hate America loudmouths went into overdrive defending her (The Grope and Flail, Toronto Star, etc).  

The rest of Canada pays extra thousands per vehicle for the privilege of supporting the Ontario Auto Industry. The Ontario Auto Industry unlike the Alberta Oil Industry in Western Canada was exempted from the Kyoto Accords. You Americans will actually be doing the clean air fixated Ontario a big favor if you help shut down the Ontario auto industry." Clean Air" fixations are shutting down the Ontario Hospitality Industry, which employ far more people than the Ontario Auto Industry.100,000 in Toronto alone work in the hospitality industry threatened with smoking bans. But this is a health issue. The auto plants in Ontario are major polluters. Why shouldn't clean air fixations shut down the Ontario auto industry? There are no shortage of plants and capacity in America that could produce vehicles for all of North America. There are tons of unemployed auto workers in the U.S.-why do an Ontario politician that calls Americans "BASTARDS" any favours?  

The Toronto Grope and Flail regularly runs anti-American polls. I'd like to ask the non-Ontario readers of Forces Canada a question: Would you rather be part of George W. Bush's America or part of the Liberal Party/Grope and Flail - Ontario dominated Canada? There are no shortage of voices in both Quebec and Alberta who are starting to say they've had enough. On behalf of Canadian smokers-we've had enough too.

Dateline Calgary, Alberta

March 7 - Licia Corbella of the Calgary Sun recently wrote a column that I would like to comment on." Butting out tobacco industry hazy choice." Calgary Sun,March5,2003).  Mrs. Corbella is not a smoker, but she is clearly not an anti-smoking nut. I would describe Mrs. Corbella's columns on the smoking issue as somewhat libertarian. If smoking bothers you-go somewhere else. Her column was about her meeting with a representative of the Tobacco Manufacturing Council.

There is much to applaud in Mrs. Corbella's column. She dispels the myth that cigarettes are spiked to increase its addictive quality. She makes clear that" Big Tobacco" is really the government that rakes in 8 Billion in cigarette taxes-10 times as much as the tobacco companies. And she makes reference to the breathtaking hypocrisy of the anti-smoking nuts who pressured the tobacco companies in the 1970s to introduce Light and Mild cigarettes and are now being vilified for it.

What is disappointing about the column is Mrs. Corbella's unquestioning of anti-smoking propaganda.  She unquestionably accepts The Insider propaganda where tobacco company executives were dragged before a congressional committee in 1994 to deny that cigarettes are "addictive."  This was indistinguishable from one of Stalin's show trials. Guess what folks-they were telling the truth.

"Addiction" has a very specific defintion. "Addiction" means something that is BOTH habit forming AND INTOXICATING. Cigarettes are certainly habit forming-but they are not intoxicating.  Heroin, Cocaine, and Alcohol are both habit forming and intoxicating. Gambling is both habit forming and intoxicating. Marijuana is intoxicating without being habit forming.  Addiction is a loaded word, that has been re-defined by public health types
like "Epidemic" to justify funding of grandiose life-style management.

Besides cigarettes, coffee, chocolate, sugar, salt and sex have been called addictive. The only funny line in the otherwise dreadful movie "Town and Country" is when Dianne Keaton accuses Warren Beatty of being "addicted" to a euphemism for a part of the female anatomy. Its a cute line, but Warren Beatty is not "addicted to p----."

Mrs. Corbella quotes a 1962 Brown and Williamson (B.A.T) memo from 1962 that" nicotine is addictive." Habit forming yes.  Addictive no.  Mark Twain said about 150 years ago:" Quitting smoking is easy. I've done it 1,000 times."

Mrs. Corbella makes reference to the "demonization and denormalization" strategy of the anti-smoking nuts without understanding the inherent fascism -past and present-of this. Hitler and the Nazis were the first to make use of the "Demonization and Denormalization" strategy.  In Nazi propaganda "Tobacco Capitalism" Big Tobacco) was portrayed as caricatures of Hasidic Jews scheming to lure" Aryan Youth into smoking slavery." Smokers were "Denormalized" as a motley crew of  "Jews, Africans, Indians, loose women, and decadent intellectuals." In his study of Nazi anti-smoking campaigns, Penn State historian Robert Proctor described it "as in some sense just as fascist as Yellow Stars and Death Camps." The Nazi War on Cancer).

The whole Nazi playbook has been instituted in Canada .Besides the "demoniztion/denormalization" strategy, we have the huge tax increases, draconian indoor restrictions, the moronic propaganda campaigns. Like Nazi Germany, Alberta has criminalized Youth smoking. Canada has produced a generation of brainwashed Hitler Youth who are being indoctrinated to believe that the highest duty of citizenship is to "be Healthy." The end result of all this kookiness in Nazi Germany was the highest rate of teen
smoking in history- 50%.Canada is moving in this direction.

Mrs. Corbella accepts at face value the claims of the anti-smoking nuts about second-hand and primary smoke. The claims about second-hand smoke are the hoax of the century-devoid of one iota of evidence. About a hundred years ago George Bernard Shaw got it right when he said" Quitting smoking doesn't make you live longer. It only seems that way."

Dateline Mississauga, Ontario

March 6 - The Mississauga News reported that they are allowing designated smoking rooms to remain in the Peel Region. Business owners had complained about spending thousands and in some cases hundreds of thousands to install specially ventilated smoking rooms to accommodate their smoking clientelle.  If you are in the greater Toronto area, you might want to go and patronize one of Mississauga's hospitality venues.

Dateline- St.John, New Brunswick

March 6 - The local CBC is reporting that city council in St. John New Brunswick voted down a proposal that would have led to banning smoking in the hospitality industry. Some City Councilors even had the guts to dismiss the usual moronic, unsubstantiated claims of the anti-smoking nuts. Way to go St. John.

Dateline-Thunder Bay, Ontario

March 6 - The Thunder Bay Chronicle-Journal is reporting that city council will hold a plebiscite on the proposed 100% smoking ban. Until this surprising development it appeared to be a lead pipe cinch that city council would vote in a 100% ban. All the elements were in play that proved successful in pushing bans through in other parts of Canada : the moronic unsubstantiated claims of the anti-smoking nuts dominated the media, a phony poll, commissioned by the anti-smoking nuts that showed 82%of Thunder Bay residents were in favor of the 100% smoking ban, and the orchestrated ad hominem slurs directed at those opposed.

What separates Thunder Bay from innumerable communities in Canada was the dedication of a few people who wouldn't let this go through without a fight.  For those of you who don't think the actions of one individual can make a difference - I say-behold - Thomas Laprade - "The Snowbird."  Mr. Laprade was a man on a mission. Thomas became the number 1 pain in the ass to the anti-smoking nuts. He wrote letters, he organized, he testified at city council meetings, he refused to be intimidated, and he ultimately prevailed against all odds.  

What this country needs desperately is more heroes like Thomas Laprade.

Dateline Halifax, Nova Scotia

March 4 - Halifax Daily News columnist David Rodenhiser wrote a column Sunday where he complained about what Gian Turci, the founder, and past President of Forces Canada. Now C.E.O.of Forces International ,Stephen Hartwell of Smokers Rights Canada, and myself wrote about him." Evidently I'm a tool of the pharmaceutical conspiracy" (Halifax Daily News,March2,2003).

I can't speak for Gian or Stephen but I would like to clarify my remarks, and offer a public apology to Mr. Rodenhiser for making jokes about his name.  I referred to him as a "Rotten Hoser."  I unconditionally apologize. This was a cheap shot and uncalled for on my part.  Mr. Rodenhiser neither threatened me nor asked for an apology in print. I am doing this on my own volition.  Mr.Rodenhiser's name comes from the German "Rothenhauser."

The term "Hoser" comes from an old SCTV skit, where two caricatures of Maratimers wearing plaid shirts and toques sit around cooking Canadian bacon and drinking beer tell each other to "Take-off Hoser"  These two used to discuss such weighty topics as finding a parking spot at a donut shop or plotting to stuff a mouse in a beer bottle to get a free case of beer.  Mr. Rodenhiser may well be intellectually lazy, gullible to the propaganda of the anti-smoking nuts-but he is clearly not a "Hoser."  

I never meant to imply that Mr. Rodenhiser subscribed to any kind of hair-brained conspiracy theory involving Jews and Freemason's taking over the world. What I was trying to do was show how ridiculous conspiracy theories are.  Mr. Rodenhiser took my words out of context and distorted them, to imply that he was an adherent of Ernst Zundel or Bin Laden-which he is clearly not.

If there is anyone else out there who feels offended by what I wrote feel free to contact me for an apology -if you feel one is deserved. So far the Globe and Mail has not contacted me about calling them the "Grope and Flail."   Linda Williamson of the Toronto Sun has not objected to being called "Canada's answer to Nurse Rached."  (One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest).  The anti-smoking nuts have not objected to being called the anti-smoking nuts. The Royal Canadian Mounted Police (R.C.M.P) as yet have not complained about me calling them" Rose-Marie's Finest."("Rose-Marie" was the singing Mountie movie from 1936 starring Jeanette McDonald and Nelson Eddy.) The editorial board and columnists of the Winnipeg Free Press have not objected to my contention that they should be out covering fires.

As Mort Sahl used to say:" Is there someone out there I haven't offended?"

Dateline-Winnipeg, Manitoba

March 4 - Health care in Manitoba is a mess. People are dying due to waiting lists for heart surgery. The ink is barely dry on the Sinclair Report -the longest in Canadian history- here the largest hospital in Manitoba hired an incompetent pediatric cardiac surgeon-and 12 babies died. The hallways are full at the hospitals and the waiting lists endless. So what do you suppose the big priority of  "Today's NDP" Health Minister Dave Chomiak is?

According to Monday's Winnipeg Free Press-spending $250,000 to buy pornographic anti-smoking ads from Australia for "The Children."  I am not going to bore the readers of Forces Canada with the usual self-serving boiler-plate rhetoric cooked up by the parasites who dream this stuff up.

If anyone is interested in the Forces evidence archives there is a meticulously documented study by Wanda Hamilton that demonstrates what we all suspected-teen smoking rates have risen dramatically because of the efforts of the anti-smoking parasites. The very same agenda with the very same results was implemented in Nazi Germany. By 1939 despite or because huge tax increases on cigarettes, draconian indoor smoking restrictions, moronic propaganda campaigns-youth smoking reached 50%.The highest documented rate in human recorded history. There is an old Wall Street expression-"The most expensive words ever uttered were 'THIS TIME ITS DIFFERENT'."

Apparently the ads encourage parents to talk to their kids about smoking. Brilliant strategy-tell your teenager not to smoke 500 times and guess what will happen? I have a better idea. Talk to your kids about not voting NDP

Dateline-Ottawa, Ontario

March 3 - Virtually every media outlet in Canada is reporting the story of the Feds charging RJR with tobacco smuggling. For those of you unaware here is a brief synopsis. Ottawa massively raised cigarette taxes in the early 90s and had an epidemic of cigarette smuggling on its hands.  Ottawa was thus forced for a while to reduce taxes in Eastern Canada to make smuggling unprofitable. The smuggling was done from an Indian reservation that straddles the U.S.-Canada border. For years the Feds egged on by the anti-smoking nuts, put "Rose-Marie's finest" (for those of you who don't remember the classic 1936 movie" Rose Marie" about the singing Mounties starring Jeanette McDonald as Rose-Marie La Fleur and Nelson Eddy as the singing Mountie.  Even in 1936 Rose-Marie was complaining about second-hand smoke) in charge of finding "Big Tobacco" complicity in the smuggling operation.

After years and a cost of millions Rose-Marie's finest found RJR LEGALLY exported tobacco from Canada and Puerto Rico to the U.S.  The Feds went to U.S. Courts to charge RJR.  Virtually every American Court including the U.S. Supreme Court threw out the lawsuit as being without merit-after wasting even more millions.

Now the Feds are having a second round in Canadian Court.  RJR is being charged with LEGALLY exporting tobacco to the U.S. but not having the eschatological insight to know it would be smuggled back into Canada.  Right.  My hunch is Canadian Courts after more millions are squandered will reach much the same conclusions as their U.S. counterparts.

Dateline-Edmonton, Alberta

March 3 - There was another terrific column in the Edmonton Sun by Kerry Diotte entitled" No Arguing With Extremists".  No arguing with that sentiment. If those in Edmonton care about freedom, Kerry suggests that you call the Citizen Action Center at: 496-8200.  And send an e-mail to city council objecting to the proposed smoking ban. The e-mail address is: councillors@edmonton.ca.  As Kerry implored Edmontonians before:  Start BITCHING.

Dateline-Brantfort, Ontario

March 3 According to the Brantford Expositor special provisions are now in place for smokers at the Brantford Casino. There is fully equipped facilities with TVs, chairs, tables etc to accommodate smokers. The Expositor reported that after the smoking ban was implemented there was a 22% loss of business. Now the Brantford charity casino is trying to get the word out that smokers are welcome. We at Forces Canada are delighted to pass along the message.

Let the Brantford experience be a lesson to the rest of us in Canada. If we go along with smoking bans (such as those in Cape Breton, Nova Scotia) the anti-smoking nuts win and have a huge propaganda windfall to push for smoking bans. If you refuse to patronize places where your rights are respected eventually you will be accommodated.  The choice is yours.

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