TOBACCO NEWS FROM CANADA
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March 2005


Comments by Warren Klass
President, FORCES - Canada

TOBACCO NEWS FROM CANADA

Comments by Warren Klass President, FORCES - Canada

Dateline - Fredericton, New Brunswick

March 28 - Canadian Press quoted Kim Hunter, president of New Brunswick Licensees Association as saying that sales at New Brunswick bars are down by 24% since the province-wide smoking ban was imposed. Many small bars will soon be out of business.

Hunter told C.P.:  ”People are hanging on by their toenails. The bar business in this province is in crisis.”

Dateline - Halifax, Nova Scotia

March 28 - The Halifax Herald is reporting on a speech given by University of Western Ontario philosophy professor, Samantha Brennan.  The topic of Prof. Brennan’s speech in Halifax is that smoking bans hurt kids.

Professor Brennan stated:  ”If people can’t smoke anywhere else, they will smoke in their cars and they will smoke in their homes and that’s where their children are.”

While I appreciate the good professor’s intentions, there is not one iota of evidence that being around smokers has ever hurt the health of a child.

Dateline - Montreal, Quebec

March 28 - Divide and conquer has been a successful strategy employed by the anti-smoking PARASITES. First get the approval of the restaurant association (restaurant associations are usually dominated by the big chains who can withstand smoking bans. Smoking bans disproportionately drive the smaller competitors out of business) for implementing smoking bans, and then having them ask governments extend the bans to bars “for a level playing field.”

This process is now going on in Quebec. The Montreal Gazette has reported that the restaurant association has dropped opposition to a smoking ban as long as bars are included. Needless to say the bars are opposed.

Dateline - Ottawa, Ontario

March 28 - Canadian Press is reporting that the dumping ground for Liberal Party social engineers AKA the Supreme Court of Canada will be taking up the case of the B.C. government’s attempted shakedown of the tobacco companies. What makes this case interesting is the novel B.C. law that states the evidence is what the B.C. government said it is.

The precedent for this Canadian style jurisprudence can be found in Nazi “People’s Courts” and Stalin’s show trials, where niceties like evidence were no longer necessary for a new progressive social order.

Dateline - Simcoe, Ontario

March 28 - The Simcoe Reformer recently profiled the plight of Ontario tobacco growers. Many are in dire straights awaiting the promised Liberal government (both Federal and Provincial) bailout.

The Reformer predicts it will be the banks that pull the plug on Ontario’s tobacco farmers.

Dateline - Chatham, Ontario

“Propaganda all is phony.” Bob Dylan

March 28 - Chatham This Week profiled another PARASITE operation this time turning gullible kids into Hitler Youth. The PARASITES organized a bunch of kids into something called (I’m not making this up):  ”Chatham-Kent Against Uncaring Tobacco Industries of North America.” CAUTION.

According to the propaganda of the PARASITES, the tobacco companies don’t care about kids health, but the benevolent $500 million a year PARASITE Industry is their great protector, caring only about the health of The Children TM and not desperately trying to justify their six figure salaries and perks.

What are the PARASITES brainwashing the kids about? Product placements in movies. This is where tobacco companies paid a fee to have actors smoking a certain brand. Never mind this is ancient history. This practice ended about 25 years ago.

What else? Brad Pitt smoking in movies. I don’t claim to be an expert in Brad Pitt movies, but Brad Pitt didn’t smoke in Ocean’s 11 or the sequel Oceans 12.Brad Pitt didn’t smoke in Troy because it was set about 3,000 years before tobacco was introduced to the world. The last Brad Pitt movie I could remember him smoking in was Seven, which was restricted adult.

The only movie these kids could site where characters smoked was Forrest Gump.  This was made 11 years ago. Most of Forrest Gump was set in the 60s where everybody smoked. Its called realism.

When dealing with the claims of the PARASITES, as Forrest Gump would say:” life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re going to get.”

Dateline - Trenton, Ontario

March 28 - Buried in a story by the Trenton Trentonian about the possible strike by Ontario Liquor Commission workers was the statement that the Trenton hospitality industry has been:” battered and bruised by municipal bylaws banning smoking.”

Dateline - Newmarket, Ontario

March 28 - Yorkeregion.com profiled the plight of restaurant owners Sands and Sandy

 Swift, the husband and wife owners of Tom and Jerry’s restaurant in Newmarket.  The Swift’s spent six figures installing a Designated Smoking Room (DSRs) in their restaurant.

The DSRs attract twice the number of customers as the non-smoking section.  Mr. Swift told Yorkeregion.com:  ”If the DSR goes, this restaurant closes. A lot of days, that room is the only reason we stay open.”

Last year Tom and Jerry’s restaurant gave $100,000 supporting local charities and to team sponsorships. That will end if DSRs are outlawed.

Dateline - Toronto, Ontario

March 28 - Both the Grope and Flail’s Report On Business and the National Post carried a follow-up to an Ontario Judge’s ruling not allowing Tobacco companies to recover costs from failed class-action lawsuits. The precedent from not allowing Tobacco companies to recover legal costs in defending themselves means its open season on corporations throughout Canada.

One lawyer told the Grope and Flail:” Its precedent setting in the sense that in the context of class-action, it’s the first time that I’ve seen this done.”

The shakedown ambulance chasers are jumping for joy on Bay Street knowing its open season on companies in Canada.

Dateline - Winnipeg, Manitoba

March 28 - There are a couple of stories to report from Loserpeg.  The Winnipeg Free Press profiled the effect the smoking ban is having on rural bars. The effect as expected is devastating.

The Sandy Bar Hotel in Riverton, open since 1947 has closed. Other bars in rural Manitoba have laid off up to a dozen staff. These jobs are impossible to replace in small towns.

The Free Press reports that in many small towns people are converting their garages on a rotating basis to hospitality centers, drinking beer and playing poker while smoking. One participant told the Free Press:” It’s better than freezing your ass off at minus 40.”

Its not just smokers skipping the bars to go to garage parties-non-smokers are as well. Non-smokers want to be with their buddies.

One local bar profiled has 50 customers.35 are smokers. In small town bars, smoking customers are impossible to replace. The Free Press article makes clear that in small towns the local hotel is more than just a bar. It also has the restaurant and serves as a community meeting place.

The other story from the Free Press involves the number of restaurants in downtown Loserpeg spending hundreds of thousands to build outdoor patios complete with heated fireplaces and TVs to appeal to smokers.

Dateline - Calgary, Alberta

March 28 - The Calgary Herald is reporting that a compromise to the media and PARASITES campaign to ban all indoor smoking in Alberta. According to a late report from the Herald not much will change.

Bars, bingos, casinos, etc will still be allowed to have smoking. The only change will be minors will be forbidden. Restaurants can allow smoking if minors are banned.

Dateline - Edmonton, Alberta

March 28 - CBC Alberta is reporting that charities are organizing to fight any province-wide smoking ban.70% of bingo patrons are smokers. $30 million for Alberta charities is in jeopardy if a province-wide smoking ban is imposed.

Apparently the Alberta government has heard their pleas.


Before I get to the Tobacco News from across Canada, there is something I have to share with Forces Canada readers.

Last week in Forces Canada I commented on the CBC’s blatant propaganda coverage of the www.mychoice.ca smoke in rally in Toronto. One of Canada’s greatest heroes, Thomas Laprade of Thunder Bay, Ontario took the time to write the CBC protesting the blatant hatchet job. Amazingly, Thomas actually got a reply from CBC.

The reply was beyond belief. Is CBC trying to be funny, or are they being serious? Either way remind yourself, the Liberal Party pisses away $1.5 Billion annually on the CBC.  Here is what Thomas received from the CBC:

Dear Thomas:

“C.B.C is a staunch supporter of environmentalist David Suzuki. As you already know, the anti-smoking crusade is part of the ever-encroaching environmentalist movement. Perhaps this information helps to answer your question.

All the best.”
Ken Hill

Dateline - Montreal, Quebec

March 21 - Abraham Lincoln once described a case where someone shot both his parents and asked the Court for leniency because he was an orphan. In this spirit comes the latest lunacy from Quebec.

CBC Montreal is reporting that some Quebec based PARASITES in this case something called The Quebec Tobacco and Health Council has criticized the tobacco companies for having the audacity to actually appeal the certification of a class-action lawsuit green lighted by a Liberal Party appointed Judge who uses the bench to legislate his personal agenda.

Dateline - Ottawa, Ontario

March 21 - Speaking about the Liberal Party appointed social engineers; the Supreme Court finally issued its written ruling allowing Saskatchewan to ban in-store displays.

The Grope and Flail quoted Supreme Court Justice Jack Major as calling the problem of smoking:” substantial and pressing.”

Dateline - Toronto, Ontario

March 21 - There are a couple stories to report out of Toronto. The Toronto Sun reported that www.mychoice.ca has paid local band Southband $400 for a song entitled” Smoking in Ontario.” The single has been sent to radio stations in Ontario. The song “Smoking in Ontario” is sung to the tune of the Brownsville Station classic” Smoking In The Boys Room.”

They never asked me but I would have suggested “Tobacco Road” by the Nashville Teens:” Bring dynamite and a crane. Blow it up and start over again” would have been more appropriate.

Also from Toronto, Terence Corcoran the columnist for the Financial Post, the business page of the National Post wrote a column about the Dolton Gang. An excerpt:

“But of all the governments in Canada today, none can beat Ontario’s Liberals, by any measure deserving the title: Canada’s Worst.

But perhaps the most fitting figure for this government personalized by Mr.McGuinty, is that of a moralizing nag, a righteous nanny whose government scolds and pontificates and imposes itself on the lives of citizens. If nessessary, it will go door to door, household to household, marching in with instructions on how to live, where to live, what to eat, when to run the dishwasher, have sex or smoke a cigarette.”

Dateline - Orillia, Ontario

March 21 - Many newspapers have innocuous columns by doctors handling out boilerplate advice. But a recent column by Quackette Dr. Susan Surry, in Orillia Today about smoking around your kids is simply ridiculous garbage.

In her recent column Dr. Surry links second-hand smoke to: SIDS (Sudden Infant Death Syndrome), ear infections, colds, pneumonia and asthma. The problem there is not one iota of evidence to substantiate the Quackette’s claims.

The cause of SIDS is unknown. More babies who die of SIDS have non-smoking parents than smoking ones. A noted SIDS researcher pointed out that not a single coroner has ever tested a SIDS baby for elevated contine. This would only establish that the baby had been exposed to a measurable level of second-hand smoke, never mind if or how it supposedly caused the death. For a doctor to make that kind of claim is nothing more than a Blood-Libel.

The claims of inner-ear infections, pneumonia and asthma were “VACATED” (null and void) in the landmark 92 page decision by a U.S. Federal Court Judge. The Forces evidence archives have a ton of evidence on these questions.

Second-hand smoke causes a cold? I’m not even going to dignify that. It’s too ridiculous

Dateline - Thunder Bay, Ontario

March 21 - He’s baaaacckk! A couple of years ago Forces Canada reported on Northern Ontario Health Officer, Dr. Peter Sarsfield who unilaterally tried to ban smoking in Northern Ontario. A panel ruled he over-stepped his authority.

 The cost of launching an appeal was over $100,000.Sarsfield appealed to his fellow quacks for contributions. His fellow quacks had better things to do with their money. The Ontario Liberal government, running a 6 Billion dollar deficit found $150,000 to piss away letting Sarsfield have his judicial appeal. The Ontario Liberal government previously rejected spending $100,000 on Sarsfield’s legal fees.

The Thunder Bay Chronicle-Journal reported that Sarsfield will have his day in court on September 26 in Toronto.

Dateline - Winnipeg, Manitoba

March 21 - The following is an excerpt from a recent column by Winnipeg Free Press columnist Tom Oleson:

“What kinds of rights are these-the right to tell other people they can’t smoke because you don’t like it…

They are not rights at all, of course. They are infringements of individual freedoms, the intrusion of a blue-nosed nanny state driven by people who cannot bear the thought that other people enjoy things they don’t. Worse than that, they trivialize the true concept of human rights. Basic rights are big things. There are really not many of them but they are inclusive and most of them are positive rights-freedom of speech, freedom of religion, freedom from fear, freedom from want-that give you something rather than take something away.

We should be very wary when people start talking about human rights that are negative rights, that propose to deny others the freedom to do something.”

Dateline - Akwasame Indian Reservation, Quebec/U.S.Border

March 16 - The feel good story of the day comes from the Akwasame Indian Reservation that straddles the Quebec/U.S.border.  Both CBC Montreal and Canadian Press reported that Rose Marie’s finest (R.C.M.P) are claiming that some 20,000 cartons of cigarettes are being smuggled into Canada daily from Akwasame.

Most of these cigarettes are being manufactured legally on the U.S.side of Akwasame in New York State.

Dateline - Toronto, Ontario

“The press should be regarded as public enemy #1.They are the people that have made the antis campaign successful and will not be honest or fair in the way they present anything that reflects our side of the issue.”

A participant at a www.mychoice.ca smoke-in in Toronto that was featured in a CBC news story broadcast across Canada last Sunday night.

March 16 - There are a few stories to report out of Toronto, but the biggest one was the CBC hatchet job of the www.choice.ca organized Rock n’ Rally that took place at the Hollywood On the Queensway Club in Toronto last Saturday night.

I happened to see the CBC coverage Sunday night. It was pure propaganda. Only the most naïve believe that the CBC is anything more than an expensive propaganda mouthpiece of the Liberal Party. The CBC receives an annual $1.5 Billion grant from the Liberal Party. The $1.5 Billion buys a message. The CBC’s coverage of the Liberal Party convention was a love-in. Be assured the CBC’s coverage of the forthcoming Conservative Party convention will be a hatchet job.

Before the CBC coverage of the Rock n’ Rally was even finished, I started receiving e-mails. Most of the bitching involved www.mychoice.ca ‘s Nancy Daigneault.  Everytime I try to defend my choice or Mrs. Daigneault I receive nothing but bitching from outraged Forces Canada readers. One recent correspondent called my choice “worse than nothing.”

Once again I’ll defend Nancy-and its not just because she’s a cute chick. A correspondent who attended the Rock n’ Rally informed me that the CBC spent hours interviewing Nancy and used the most unflattering clip possible, playing up the fact she doesn’t personally smoke and received tobacco company money to set up www.mychoice.ca.

CBC claimed there were only a couple of dozen who attended the Rock n’ Rally. Both the Toronto Sun’s Joe Warmington and a correspondent who attended put attendance at 200.Many more would have attended if there had been more space. It was packed.

According to the attendee, most participants were well dressed and very articulate. The only smokers featured in the CBC story were semi-literate hillbilly types. Suffice to say that CBC did not portray smokers as the winners of the Uma Thurman/Sharon Stone (both smokers by the way) look a like contest.

CBC spent an inordinate amount of time focusing in on the pails of cigarette butts and Heather Crowe. How a couple of dozen smokers could have produced that many cigarette butts was never explained. The rejoinder to the Heather Crowe Hoax/Blood Libel came from a smoker who said she should have got another job. According to the participant the multitude of responses that the Heather Crowe story was a hoax was never aired.

Why anyone expected more from the Liberal Party propaganda mouthpiece CBC is beyond me.

Take a Torts R Us quiz to see if you have what it takes to be a Federal Judge in Canada. Some moron falls asleep on a couch with a cigarette and starts a fire. Who should be held legally responsible-Torts R Us?

A) The irresponsible moron who fell asleep and started the fire

B) The furniture maker whose product allowed the flames to spread quickly

C) Imperial Tobacco "who should have known about fire safe cigarettes in 1987."

(a)  If you answered C you can have a great future as a Federal Judge in Canada. The Grope and Flail reported that a Federal Judge in Toronto recently certified this as a class-action lawsuit against Imperial Tobacco.

If you answered c apply to the nearest branch of the Liberal Party of Canada for your appointment to the Federal Bench. No legal training, knowledge of precedent or even common sense is required. The only requirement needed is the capacity to self-indulgently legislate your personal agenda from the bench.

Finally from Toronto comes a story from the forgotten but not dead file. The Toronto Red Star is reporting that washed up has been/never was Marianne Faithfull is on the patch trying to quit smoking.

Younger Forces Canada readers may wonder who exactly is Marianne Faithfull and why they should care. Marianne Faithfull’s 15 minutes of fame came in 1964 when she co-authored the very pretentious Rolling Stones song As Tears Go By (I sit and watch as tears go by) and leaving her husband to become Mick Jagger’s girlfriend. In 1964 this was considered scandalous.

What has Marianne Faithful done since 1964?  According to the Red Star, her comeback 1979 album Broken English was a “punk classic.” Not being too familiar with this genre, I fail to see how endlessly screaming the word c--- makes this some kind of classic. But what do I know?

So long Maryanne. I wish this real class broad all the best on quitting smoking and re-inventing herself.

Dateline - St. Thomas, Ontario

March 16 - The St. Thomas Times-Journal is reporting on how the recent smoking ban is affecting the St.Thomas hospitality industry.

One bar claims to have found a loophole in the law. The St.Thomas bylaw exempts actors on the stage from the smoking ban. Voila, every patron signs a statement attesting they are actors, then go on stage and recite a few lines.

At the Manx Arms, manager Craig Wilson told the Times-Journal that he has lost $1,500 a week since the smoking ban was imposed and his overall business is down by 25-30%.

The St.Thomas Ale House is refusing to admit bylaw officers unless accompanied by the police.

Dateline - Winnipeg, Manitoba

March 16 - The Winnipeg Free Press is reporting that the anti-smoking PARASITES are congratulating themselves because the smoking ban they claim has resulted in 2% fewer smokers. Putting aside the reliability of the claim, which comes from Health Canada-not exactly a reliable source of information-weren’t smoking bans supposedly about protecting the health of non-smokers? Weren’t the lucky citizens of Manitoba treated to an endless propaganda barrage of blood-libels about second-hand smoke? Never mind.

Even if-a very big if-2% quit smoking because of smoking bans; I have three words for this. Two of them are Big Deal. If the PARASITES were so interested in getting 2% of smokers to quit they could have handed out the patch and gotten the same 2% quit rate.

But handing out patches would have negated the necessity of a multi-million dollar PARASITE class employed, with 6 figure salaries.

Dateline - Edmonton, Alberta

March 16 - The Edmonton Sun reports that inmates in Alberta jails have taken to smoking bristles from brooms and carpets rolled in pages ripped from Bibles since the smoking ban was imposed.

Dateline - Vancouver, B.C.

March 16 - A couple of weeks ago, Forces Canada reported that a Seattle paper reported that a small town in B.C. has rallied to the defense of a poor guy whose discarded cigarette allegedly started a fire and burned down the town.

Canada’s self-advertised national newspaper, The Grope and Flail finally got around to the story. The Grope and Flail reports that those directly impacted by the fire blame the inept B.C. government belated response rather than Michael Barre for the tragedy.

Rick Appel and his wife who lost both their house and their business in the forest fire have launched a petition in support of Michael Barre who faces innumerable charges, 600 people in this small B.C. town have so far signed the petition. Appel told the Grope and Flail:

“Pat and I think this is something we can do for Mike. We don’t put the blame on him at all. And if there is blame, it doesn’t lie with Mike.”

Dateline - Moncton, New Brunswick

March 11 - CBC New Brunswick reported on the first conviction in New Brunswick for allowing smoking. Mandy Babineau, manager of Blondie’s bar was fined $900 after pleading guilty to allowing smoking.

Dateline - Montreal, Quebec

March 11 - The Montreal Gazette reported on the startling results of a Crop poll the Quebec government tried to suppress. Here are the highlights of the Quebec Liberal government own commissioned poll that it tried to suppress:

 84% of Quebec residents find it acceptable to allow smoking in bars and discos.

  •      75% think a smoking ban goes too far.

  •      66% oppose a smoking ban in restaurants.

  •      62% think the dangers of smoking are exaggerated.

Vive le Quebec. Vive le Quebec libre.

Dateline - Ajax, Ontario

“It wasn’t the Ride programs. It wasn’t hockey. It wasn’t the economy. It was the smoking bylaw.” Rob MacArthur, owner of the Puck &Beaver bar announcing the reason for it’s closing to Durhamregion.com.

March 11 - The Puck & Beaver joins over 20 bars, taverns and restaurants that have gone out of business in Ajax since the smoking ban was imposed last year.

Mr. MacArthur told Durham region.com that the bar lost between $300 to $1,000 most days since the smoking ban was imposed.

Prior to the bylaw, the Puck & Beaver would be making between $1,500 to $3,000 on Friday and Saturday nights. After the smoking ban this dropped to less than $800.

Also from Durham, in an uncharacteristic burst of common sense, city council by a vote of 21-6 voted down a resolution that would have criminalized youth smoking.

Dateline - Welland, Ontario

March 11 - Brock Press reported that Health Canada gave a grant of $238,761 to Canada’s answer to Hitler Youth-some young PARASITES at Brock University running some racket called “Leave The Pack Behind.”

She’s Baaacckk! The first order of business for these Hitler Youth wannabees was to have none other than Heather Crowe give one of her sermons at Brock University. There is certain symmetry to this.

Radio station AM 900 CHML in Hamilton also reported on Mrs. Crowe’s appearance at nearby McMaster University in Hamilton. For someone supposedly dying from lung cancer from second-hand smoke, Heather Crowe has shown the energy and longevity of the Energizer Bunny.

Lung cancer generally kills within 6 months of a diagnosis. The Heather Crowe Traveling Salvation show has been going on for about five years-or it seems like about five years. Lung cancer is a very debilitating disease. Heather Crowe has been around Canada and the world preaching her message of hate.

It remains a valid question if Heather Crow now has or ever had lung cancer. Lung cancer in non-smokers has 40 documented causes. Second-hand smoke ain’t one of them.

Dateline - Toronto, Ontario

March 11 - If anyone ever needed a reason for throwing out the Liberals, the appointment of a bunch of social engineers who legislate their own private morality from the bench is cause enough.

Earlier in the week, Forces Canada reported that the tobacco companies were suing a bunch of shakedown ambulance chasers for a million dollars they spent in legal fees defending themselves from a bogus class-action suit that was thrown out of court. Canadian law is very specific in this-the loser pays the winner’s legal fees to discourage bogus suits.

The Grope and Flail, Toronto Red Star, CBC, Canadian Press etc. all reported that incredibly a judge in Ontario sided with the PARASITE ambulance chasers.

The Judge ruled there was a “special significance of the legal action to the public interest.”   What this “special significance” was never exactly specified, beyond giving a license to a bunch of shakedown PARASITES.

The Judge stated that awarding costs to the tobacco companies “could have wrongly had a chilling effect.” Wasn’t that what the law was designed to do?

Once again the Liberal Party appointed social engineers legislate their private morality from the bench.

Dateline - Thunder Bay, Ontario

March 11 - The following lengthy correspondence by Imperial Tobacco’s Christina Dona was published in the Thunder Bay Chronicle-Journal under the headline Cigarette manufacturer defends retail displays:

“Recently you published an article which quoted individuals calling for a total ban on tobacco displays (“Tobacco products in plain sight, survey find”Mar.2). In many cases the argument is that they somehow influence teens to start smoking. Health Canada’s latest Youth Smoking Survey indicates that the most commonly stated “perceived reason that youth start smoking” is the behavior of friends. The same survey has various categories of reasons of why youth start smoking-retail displays and impulse buying do not appear amongst them.

It does however include: Peer pressure/friends; mother or father smokers; brothers or sisters smoke; curiosity; it’s cool; something to do; it’s not allowed; it’s relaxing; weight control; and an unspecified “other” category.

The article also included the totally inaccurate claim that tobacco purchases are frequently impulsive. In actual fact, research conducted by Meyers Research Center in 2003 showed that 99 per cent of Canadian adults have already planned their purchase of tobacco products before they even enter the store.

Retail display bans ultimately penalize adult smokers and legitimate businesses. Displays of our products do not influence the decision to smoke, but rather the decision as to which brand to purchase. In some retail outlets adult smokers can choose amongst more than 400 tobacco products. These retail displays are currently the only legal means available to let adult smokers know about price and availability-including information about new brands.

For tobacco companies this is important because it allows us to compete to become the choice of adult smokers…Banning these displays inevitably penalizes many convenience store owners who rely on the money these displays provide as a key part of their livelihood.”

Christina Dona
Manager, Media relations
Imperial Tobacco Canada
Montreal

Dateline - Edmonton, Alberta

March 11 - CBC, the Grope and Flail and a few others are reporting that Alberta Premier Ralph Klein will not support a private members bill to impose a province-wide smoking ban in Alberta.

Without Klein’s support it is unlikely the bill will pass.

Dateline - Happy Valley/Goose Bay, Labrador

March 7 - CBC St. Johns is reporting that three bingos in Happy Valley have voluntarily banned smoking. The results are predictable. At the Lion’s Club business is down 20-30%.

Bingo caller, Joe Tremblett told CBC:  ”Friday night, I came down for bingo and ended up canceling it. We had 45 people here.”

Dateline - Montreal, Quebec

March 7 - Big Tobacco is really being hurt by all the anti-smoking PARASITES. The Montreal Gazette is reporting that last year Montreal based Imperial Tobacco (a wholly owned subsidiary of B.A.T,) reported earnings last year of only $424 million. This is up from $242 million the year before.

Although profits are up at Imperial, sales actually declined. Imperial blames the sales drop on smuggling and competition from cheaper brand rollies, such as Number 7 made by Rothman’s. Reuters reported that B.A.T’s earnings increased 71% last year.

Last week Forces Canada reported record earnings at Rothmans, and a 2-1 stock split and a 20% increase in the dividend.

Dateline - Toronto, Ontario

March 7 - The feel good/instant karma story of the day comes from the Grope and Flail.Canada, unlike the U.S., has laws that follow the British tradition where the loser in a lawsuit is responsible for the winner’s legal bills.

Several months ago, Forces Canada gleefully reported that a class-action lawsuit against the tobacco companies was thrown out of Ontario court. Now, the tobacco companies are suing the ambulance chasers that launched the suit, Sommers &Roth for one million for their legal fees.

According to the Grope and Flail, ”Big Tobacco” is sending “a big chill” to Canadian law firms interested in shaking down the tobacco companies.  Awwww.  Those of us from The Big Chill generation learned long ago that you can’t always get what you want.

Kirk Baert, the lawyer representing Sommers &Roth told the Grope and Flail:  ”The amount of costs would ensure that no one would pursue tobacco companies again in the province. The message is if you bring proceedings against these defendants, as lawyers, they will seek costs against you personally.”

These ambulance chasers are portraying themselves to the Grope and Flail as some kind of champions of the poor against Big Tobacco. Spare us. These are just some Torts R Us PARASITES attempting a shakedown who are getting exactly what they deserve. Case closed.

“The rich are different.”  F.Scott Fitzgerald.
“They have more money.” Ernest Hemingway in response to Fitzgerald.

Also from the Grope and Flail comes the new in thing among the haute bourgeois, and literary chattering classes; allowing, even encouraging smoking at their parties.

Novelist Barry Callaghan is a non-smoker. But he walked out of a party when he saw no-smoking signs. Here’s what Callaghan told the Grope and Flail:

“Life is dreary enough as it is. How absurd to say,’ You can come in and have a good time, but be sure to go outside if you want to smoke.’

“I certainly don’t welcome the sanctimonious air that some people put on about smoking.”

Publisher Kim McArthur told the Grope and Flail:  ”Smokers are so ostracized that I think they enjoy that added raciness of smoking indoors. Not only is the dinner party fun because you’re drinking expensive bottles of wine without paying for it, there is the bonus of doing something you’re not supposed to do.”

Jennifer Carter president and C.E.O of Hermes Canada told the Grope and Flail:  ”It just wouldn’t occur to me not to let people smoke. It isn’t a matter of smoking or non-smoking. I just want people to be comfortable.”

The Grope and Flail is the must read mouthpiece and panderer of the whims of the upper and literary classes in Canada.

Finally from Toronto, the Red Star is reporting on a new type of tobacco smuggling inundating Canada, water pipe hookah tobacco.

This stuff originates in Egypt and used to cost $13-$15 for a 250 gram packet. Then Revenue Canada jacked up the taxes, and now the same 250 gram packet now retails for between $49-$59.

Naturally this has started a huge smuggling epidemic on this stuff. According to the Red Star smugglers purchase this stuff in Detroit and smuggle it back into Canada through the Akwesne-Cornwall Indian Reserve that straddles the U.S-.Canada border.

Dateline - Riverton, Manitoba

March 7 - Canada.com is reporting on more collateral damage from Manitoba’s province-wide smoking ban. A restaurant in Riverton is closing its doors. The business is no longer viable since the smoking ban was imposed six months ago.

Dateline - Brunkild, Manitoba

“You can prove anything with statistics.  14% of people know that.” Homer Simpson.

March 7 - A couple of weeks ago, Forces Canada reported that some wackos in Manitoba were reporting a correlation between smoking smoking bans and increased UFO sightings. The theory being people have more time to stare at the sky.

The latest idiocy comes from the Brunkild Hotel owner, Gary Derossier who is challenging the constitutionality of Manitoba’s smoking ban. His web site www.smokeouthypocrisy.com contains ridiculous correlations involving smoking bans and the increased rates of murder and rape.

Naturally, some of the anti-smoking PARASITES who monitor the Internet leaked the story to the Winnipeg Sun. What happens is that people dedicated to fighting smoking bans end up looking ridiculous.

I realize that these so-called correlations are no more ridiculous that much of the garbage the anti-smoking nuts come up with. But the ant-smoking nuts, and their amen cheering sections in the Canadian media would love nothing better than for us to make complete asses of ourselves with spurious claims.

If you post something on an Internet site, be aware our enemies are watching. What you say can and will be used against us all. So please be careful what you say. It reflects on all of us. The last thing we need right now is to give the PARASITES ammunition to make us look foolish.

Dateline - Saskatoon, Saskatchewan

March 7 - CBC profiled the effect the province-wide Saskatchewan smoking ban is having on Royal Canadian Legions. The results as to be expected are devastating.

At the Nutana Legion there are some nights where there is not a single customer, according to branch president, Garry Tait.According to Mr.Tait even non-smokers stopped coming because they can’t hang out with their smoking buddies,

The Nutana Legion is now running a $17,000 deficit and has stopped donations to local charities including $4,000 promised to a local Air Cadets unit. 

Dateline - Montreal, Quebec

Desperate PARASITES-Part I.

March 4 -  The Montreal Gazette reports just how desperate the anti-smoking PARASITES are to justify their very expensive existence.

What is the latest outrage du jour of Les PARASITES? An Internet site sponsored by Imperial Tobacco showing patrons at a trendy nightclub smoking Kool cigarettes.

Dateline - Toronto, Ontario

March 4 - Both the Grope and Flail and the London Free Press reported that contraband cigarettes are flooding in to Canada from around the world. Beyond the expected illegal American cigarettes, contraband cigarettes from exotic locations such as: South America, Egypt, India and China are a welcome relief to over-taxed Canadian smokers.

The Grope and Flail reports that the best deals can be found in Placentia, Newfoundland where cartons of Marlboros and Rothmans can be had for $10 on the black-market.

Dateline - London, Ontario

March 4 - The effect of smoking bans on bingos was the topic of the following letter to the editor in the London Free Press:

“Anyone involved in the bingo industry will agree that roughly 70 per cent of regular bingo players are smokers. Let us look at what the non-smoking bylaw in London has done to the local bingo market. Three out of seven bingo halls in London have closed over the past two years, sending roughly 50 people out of work. More importantly, this cuts the revenue stream for 70 local charities.

“Congratulations to Bingo County in St. Thomas and its charities for having local politicians who actually listen to their concerns.”

Cam Rogers
owner/operator
Lucky Days Bingo

Dateline - Thunder Bay, Ontario

Desperate PARASITES Part II.

March 4 - The Canadian Cancer Society is a group of PARASITES desperate to justify its very expensive funding from the Liberal Party. The Thunder Bay Source reported that the Cancer Society went to a bunch of Thunder Bay convenience stores and found: cigarettes displayed next to candy and toys, and at “eye-level”-whatever that is- of children.

This claim doesn’t pass the smell test. A bunch of retailers are going to place cigarettes next to candy where they could be easily stolen? Yeah, sure.

Dateline - Winnipeg, Manitoba

March 4 - The fanatically anti-smoker, Winnipeg Free Press criticized the Manitoba government for joining the B.C. lawsuit over the supposed cost of treating sick smokers. Here is an excerpt from the Free Press editorial, Tobacco and Law:

“Suing someone for engaging in an activity from which you yourself profit substantially might seem, to any reasonable observer, to be a bit hypocritical…

In Manitoba, the cost of treating tobacco-related illnesses is estimated at about $130 million annually. The province collects more than $200 million in tobacco taxes every year, for a tidy profit of about $70 million. If the tobacco manufacturers are merchants of death as the anti-smoking lobby claims, governments are their willing and well-paid accomplices.

Aside from the hypocrisy inherent in jumping on the legal gravy train, there is a serious flaw in the B.C. law. beyond allowing the province to sue, it cripples the industry’s ability to defend itself by stipulating that government’s claim and allegations-such as the true relation of smoking to health care costs-cannot be disputed in court. This goes beyond hypocrisy. It goes to bad law.”

Dateline - Regina, Saskatchewan

March 4 - The very predictable economic impact the province-wide smoking ban has had on Regina bars was the topic of a recent story in the Regina Leader-Post.

George Yanmitos, the owner of the 4 Seasons restaurant & sports bar claimed liquor sales are down by 25-35 %. Mr. Yanmitos told the Leader-Post:

“This is setting our business back five-10 years, the floor just dropped. Can you name many businesses that can survive that kind of drop off?”

It’s the same story at Tumblers Sports Restaurant where owner Jim Baiton claims:” bar business dried up substantially. If you’re straight bar and gambling you’ve lost 30 per cent of your business. Anyone tells you different, they’re lying.”

Dateline - Calgary, Alberta

Desperate PARASITES- Part III

March 4 - The following is an excerpt from an excellent column by Ric Dolphin entitled Staring down the smoking gun. It ran in the Western Standard:

“Why are some dubious pleasures protected and promoted by government while others are demonized? Why do Canadian cities set up” shooting galleries” where heroin junkies can inject an illegal substance in comfortable, warm surroundings, while the smokers of a legal and taxed –substance like tobacco are forced to huddle on the street like so many shivering lepers?

I suppose it all boils down to the strength of one’s lobby group and the zeitgeist currently ascendant.

The anti-smoking groups are but one manifestation of the fallacious belief in the fixability of everything. And they have the considerable resources of the health care establishment on their side. In the absence of an afterlife, longetivity has become the temple at which we worship, and the healthcare establishment is its priesthood.

Thanks to the righteous lobby groups, backed by the governments’ considerable propaganda resources, we have come to know the liturgy by heart…Big Tobacco is, of course, the Antichrist. And-ace in the hole-secondhand smoke (or side stream smoke, or environmental tobacco smoke depending on the era), is “lethal” stuff, killing countless innocents, including, of course, the Children and that poor dying waitress that Health Canada trots out in its TV ads as a martyr to the cause…

To his credit, Alberta Premier Ralph Klein is standing up to the beast and has rejected provincial Health Minister Iris Evans’ ill-considered call for a province-wide smoking ban…The donkeys-the so-called liberal press, the Red Tories, the NDP, the unions, the anti-smokists-are making the usual noises about worker safety,”lethal”second-hand smoke, and the rest. The Liberals, in a stunt of questionable taste, even trotted out the latest lung cancer victim to speak for the cause.

But what is the cause? Making life even more unpleasant for the 25 per cent of the population that ekes out a modicum of pleasure from tobacco? Or is it just a case of imposing the will of the change donkeys on that last intransigent pocket of resistance? It’s enough to make one take up smoking again, on principle.”

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