TOBACCO NEWS FROM CANADA
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April 2005


Comments by Warren Klass
President, FORCES - Canada

TOBACCO NEWS FROM CANADA

Comments by Warren Klass President, FORCES - Canada

“Genius is the ability to say in 10 lines what everyone says in a book. And what everyone doesn’t say in a book.” Nietzsche

I am breaking with the usual Forces Canada east to west format this time to showcase the work of pure genius from a Voice of the People contributor from Grand Prairie; Alberta. The author Alan Ritchie emphatically stated he wanted his name used. There is also a very good Voice of the People contributor from Ottawa. If you feel you have something to say to your fellow Canadians-and can say it in a few lines-mail your submission to: warren.klass@3web.net or wklass44@yahoo.com .I will omit names, but please remember to include your city and province.

Before I get to the tobacco news from across Canada, there are a few bits of election news worth reporting that was not on the front page of your local newspaper. If I were not intending to showcase a Voice of the People in this issue, I would have two I TOLD SO YOU Datelines, one from Montreal and one from Winnipeg.

The Montreal I TOLD YOU SO story involves the admission by Alphonso Galliano on the CTV National News with Lloyd Robertson that the story of the appointment of Liberal Party lawyers to Judgeships was true.

The I TOLD YOU SO story out of Loserpeg involves the Liberals “INVESTING” $100 million dollars in a monument to Dead Jews from Rich Jews (The Aspers, owners of 60% of the newspapers in Canada and Global TV Network). Buried in the back pages of the Winnipeg Free Press is the story: Museum backers tried to bill feds for perks. Limos, movies, gourmet coffee among rejected claims. The following is an excerpt from the Winnipeg Free Press:

“Ottawa-Proponents of the human rights museum wanted taxpayers to foot the bills for limos, gourmet coffee and hotel- room movies at the same time they were requesting $100 million from the federal government for the project.

Documents obtained by the Free Press show Ottawa rejected nearly $24,000 in submitted expense claims, including a bill for a meeting with Prime Minister Paul Martin and a consulting contract for ex-Winnipeg mayor Glenn Murray.

The bills from Friends of the Canadian Museum for Human Rights were submitted as part of a previous agreement under which Ottawa will pay up to $2.3 million of the developmental costs for the proposed museum at The Forks.

The claims-deemed ineligible…-came as Winnipeg’s Asper family was mounting what would be a successful lobbying campaign to secure $100 million from the Martin government.

Among the $23,779 in claims Ottawa refused to pay were: $865 to London Limos; a $300 cash advance to Gail Asper related to her private meeting with the prime minister in Winnipeg last September; $248 for four claims under the heading of “gourmet coffee”; $50 for in –room hotel movies; $6.297 to the law firm Pitblado for legal expenses related to negotiations with the federal government over further funding; $12,432 to the Murray Group, a consulting firm headed by former Winnipeg mayor Glenn Murray…”

Dateline - Grand Prairie, Alberta-Voice of the People

April 28 - The following correspondence was in response to an article in the Edmonton Sun.

“Re: Smoking Study called silly (April 20)

Michael Perley (see Toronto dateline for more on this professional anti-smoking PARASITE) makes the claim that those who understand the losses suffered by businesses from smoking bans are “related to the tobacco industry.” Of course this is untrue, but even if it were, why would it matter? Unlike the anti-tobacco industry, the Tobacco Companies have no need to mislead anyone. Despite the wild exaggeration and outright lies spewed by Anti-Tobacco parasites, the Tobacco Industry has never been healthier or more profitable. The reason is obvious. People like to smoke, and will continue to long after anti-tobacco is relegated to the same status as other bigots like the KKK.  Anti-tobacco on the other hand would certainly cease to exist were it not for the hundreds of millions of dollars it annually bilks from charity and the public health care system. While we are investigating Adscam, perhaps we should look into this parasitic bunch who are also beneficiaries of the Liberals largesse to the tune of $500 million a year.”

Alan Ritchie

Dateline - Prince Albert, Saskatchewan,

April 28 - The first feel good story of the day come from the hometown of Canada’s greatest Prime Minister, John Diefenbacker.  CBC is reporting that the Indian owned Lac La Ronge bingo hall and hospitality complex in Prince Albert, and therefore exempt from Saskatchewan’s smoking ban, has reversed a year old smoking ban. Smoking is again permitted on Indian owned facilities.

Lac La Ronge Indian chief Tammy Cook-Searson told CBC:  ”We realize it’s a health issue to allow smoking. But we realize too that if we don’t do something else we’re going to shut down our bingo hall.”

Dateline - Toronto, Ontario

April 28 - The second feel good story of the day comes from a regular Forces Canada reader from Ontario reported on the results of a “propaganda is phony” hate-in City TV Show Channel 28 (Ontario owned TV station, that is being used as Dolton’s propaganda mouthpiece).

We’ve seen this all before. Two anti-smoking PARASITES blabbing on endlessly about second-hand smoke and smoking bans, complete with some Hitler Youth kid out of anti-smoking central casting with a sob story. The correspondent writes:

“It was ALL the usual crap! Minute after minute …blah, blah, blah.

Then the talking head said they were about to show the Call In Poll results to the question Should Smoking Be Allowed in Bars? Yes or No?

Her face (the hostess) almost went sheet white as she mumbled “Well look at this…”and the results showed something like 743 calls FOR smoking in bars, etc. and 460 or so against. Perley (see Grand Prairie dateline) didn’t know whether to shit or play poker. DEAD SILENCE.

It was a riot.”

Dateline - Ottawa, Ontario-Voice of the People

April 28 - “Time for a change

Last election I refused to vote for anyone supporting anti-tobacco views.

I ended up voting for a Libertarian candidate. Maybe if smokers take a similar view, we can elect a few alternative candidates, and send the mainstream parties a message that we are sick and tired of their style of government.”


Due in no small part to the massive influx of stories coming out of Toronto, this will be a special Forces Canada issue dealing with Dolton’s Show trial-public hearings on the proposed Ontario smoking ban.

There is course other, important tobacco news from the ROC-Rest of Canada. The Liberal Party ‘s latest scandal involving the questionable appointment of Judges in Quebec (Gomery), and more Indians opening up more smoker-friendly venues in Saskatchewan, will have to wait for the next issue.

For the past year, Forces Canada regularly made some extremely harsh comments about some of the more bizarre judicial rulings coming out of Quebec. I am proud to say that I feel TOTALLY VINDICATED IN MY SUSPICIONS. The Canadian Public, really for the first time, is starting to get a good look what the Liberal Party of Canada put on the Bench-and how the appointment of these judges were just another part of a corrupt pattern of patronage and kick backs in Quebec by the Liberal Party. As Yogi Berra once said:” There are too many co-incidences for this to be a co-incidence.”

The endless antics of these clowns in Judges robes hiding behind the charter when expedient- makes the use of the Notwithstanding Clause a necessity for future governments.

If you want to be included in the Voice of the People Dateline - please do not send attachments. I am not very computer literate and have great difficulty opening them. Forces Canada is not the New Yorker. I have a limited amount of space, so please keep it brief. Send election thoughts to: warren.klass@3web.net or wklass44@yahoo.com .Due to possible retaliation I will omit names, but please include your city and province.

As to be expected Dolton’s Show Trial and the increasingly lunatic ranting of Dolton’s economic Girlie-Man Health Minister Smitherman dominated media coverage in Ontario. This special edition will try to make sense of what is going on in Ontario.

Dateline - Toronto, Ontario

“Bars and restaurants close and they open, of course, if I had been in a situation where my bar or restaurant had, closed, I am going to seek the most convenient place to lay the responsibility.”

Dolton’s Health Minister and economic girlie-man George Smitherman quoted in the Toronto Sun in response to predictions that an Ontario smoking ban will cost 50,000 jobs and 1 Billion in sales to Ontario’s largest employer.

April 26 - Put aside for a moment that these figures come from the “tobacco tainted” hospitality industry, what’s been ignored in the media’s smear campaign against the hospitality industry is that the Ontario government’s very own gaming commission came to identical findings.

While the always intellectually challenged Smitherman can’t see a cause and effect between the potential losses of thousands of jobs and the closings of hundreds of businesses and the smoking ban, he has no trouble creating a bogus cause and effect on smoking’s so called burden on society. Smitherman put the cost as: 44 deaths a day and $1.7 Billion a year.

If that’s the real cost, why isn’t Smitherman leading the charge to ban tobacco in Ontario? Or is this putting this as bluntly as possible: MORE BULLSHIT FROM THE LIBERAL PARTY? People in their 70s and 80s die of multi-casual diseases and tobacco is just a convenient whipping boy, that keeps the Legions of Liberal Party PARASITES employed with six figure “Tobacco-control” salaries!

Not surprisingly the Toronto Red Star, whose editorials never deviate far from the Liberal Party line, was supportive of Smitherman’s efforts. A sample:

“Health Minister George Smitherman has fulfilled one of his government’s most important promises with legislation that saves lives by banning smoking in indoor public and workplaces.

He should be congratulated and the new study (detailing job losses) should be ignored.”

The rest of the usual suspects in the Toronto media have been unusually quiet. The Grope and Flail has been too distracted urging Canadians to give the federal Liberals more time to weasel out of their scandals to pay much attention to Dolton’s Showtrial.The Grope and Flail confined its coverage to the plight of Ontario’s tobacco farmers.

Canadian Press and the Toronto Red Star reported, howver, that Ontario’s hospitality industry feels just as deserving of compensation as tobacco farmers. Terry Mundell, president of the Ontario Hotel and Motel Association expressed his frustration to C.P.:

“I mean we’re an 18 billion industry in Ontario, over 400,000 employees, and what-they don’t care?

The Canadian Restaurant and Foodservice Association put out a press release stating that 700 businesses that spent between $15,000 to $300,000 installing Designated Smoking Rooms will immediately close their doors if Smitherman’s legislation is not amended.

Even the usually, fanatically anti-smoking Toronto Sun columnist, Christina Blizzard had enough of the goofy claims from the Ontario Liberal Party. An excerpt:

“And I’m tired of the government’s hypocricy. It should either back-off these ridiculous punitive bans or outlaw tobacco and quit raking in huge tax revenues from it…But if we call the smoke police to every legion and bingo hall in the province to enforce the ban on consenting adults using a legal substance, what’s next? Sushi? Just think of fighting this smoking ban as one last gasp to keep your sanity.”

Blizzard quotes Edgar Mitchell of PUBCO, as saying the smoking ban in just Ottawa, London, Kingston and Kitchener have caused the loss of $60 million to the hospitality industry and a corresponding loss in jobs. Extrapolated over the entire province those numbers become a $1 Billion loss to the hospitality industry and 50,000 lost jobs in Ontario.

Edgar Mitchell puts a human face on the statistics. Despite being the second busiest bar in the Ottawa area, Mr. Mitchell closed his bar six months after Ottawa’s smoking ban. Mitchell stated:” As a direct result of the smoking ban, the Duke (opened in 1923) was closed. I had to layoff 40 people, some of whom had been working for us for 30 years and a quarter of whom are still unemployed six months later. I lost my business and they lost their jobs.”

Blizzard’s column inspired the following letter published in the Toronto Sun:

“Christina Blizzard hit the nail on the head with her column,” Treat smokers like grownups”(April 20). We smokers are getting a little fed up with the hypocrisy of George Smitherman and his ilk. What happened to freedom of choice, George? If I choose to smoke and pay outrageous taxes that you have no problem collecting from me, where do you get the right to tell bar owners and patrons how to operate their businesses or attend these establishments? As for the health minister’s statement that “bars and restaurants close and they open”-allow me to remind him that provincial governments come and go as well.”

Steve Barnett

Dateline - Toronto, Ontario-Voice of the People

April 26 - “The long overdue backlash is building and we may be at what Rumsfeld calls a tipping point…

“I believe that activists run our government and that anti-smoking is just one symptom among several. We have not had a democracy in this country for at least half my life and the only surprise with AD-Scam is they got caught.”

Dateline - St. Thomas, Ontario

April 26 - Besides Dolton’s Showtrial, there was other important tobacco news to report from Ontario.

The St. Thomas Times Journal is reporting that a local bar called the Ale House is challenging the constitutionality of St. Thomas’ bylaw in court. The Ale House after a consultation with their lawyers has barred a private security company that enforces St. Thomas’ bylaw from entering the Ale House.

The Ale House, by the way set a sales record in March. The Ale House owner, Alex Petro told the Times Journal:

“Yeah, there’s still smoking. We’ll only enforce it to a point. We won’t physically evict people for smoking.”

Petro claims that bars and restaurants in St. Thomas that went along with the smoking ban have seen a 25 per cent decline in business.


Where do I begin? We in Canada are treated to the daily spectacle of the Liberal Party imploding. Believe me, it’s tempting for me to sit back and watch our enemies self-destruct before our eyes. But this would be unfair to history. It would be unfair to future generations of Canadians who will look back upon the past 12 years and ask in the words of Gordon Lightfoot:

”And you wonder how this could happen.
And you ask the reason why.
And it wasn’t just the time and place. And it wasn’t just the season
 It was a Black Day In July.”

Within the next several weeks, we will have the best chance in a generation to take back our country. I can’t promise you that on June 28, the whole $500 million a year Liberal Party Life-Style PARASITE INDUSTRY will be sent packing. But, a massive repudiation of the Liberal Party will be the first step in this process.

I can promise you after a Liberal defeat, Forces Canada will call for a Gomery-style inquiry to see where the whole PARASITE INDUSTRY pissed Billions of your tax dollars away over the past 12 years.

In this edition there is only one Gomery story, and that is in the Montreal dateline. A few years ago, the Liberals with great fanfare eliminated the tobacco sponsorship of the Montreal’s Formula 1 race. The Liberals replaced tobacco money with taxpayer money.

In the Montreal datelined story, I will quote Gomery testimony about where and how your tax dollars were spent on Formula 1. I will quote a couple of my contemporaneous and prescient accounts from 2003.

From New Glasgow, Nova Scotia and Saskatoon, Saskatchewan come the first winners of the Forces Canada pre-election contest. If you feel you have a brief comment you would like to share with your fellow Canadians send me a brief e-mail at: warren.klass@3web.com.  Put in the headline Election comment. I will only publish the city and province of winning entries.

In my last column I referred to the $100 million contribution from the Liberal Party to the Asper’s pet project in Loserpeg. (The Aspers own the National Post, about 60% of the newspapers in Canada, and the Global TV Network) as a: ”monument to Dead Jews from Rich Jews funded by the Liberal Party of Canada and paid for by the taxpayers of Canada.”

I stand corrected. The official title of this $100 million Pork-Barrel is:” The Asper Human Rights and Holocaust Program.” Sorry for the confusion.

In this column, I usually report the endless verbiage of the Canadian media. Virtually every Canadian media outlet, however, ignored David Frum’s column in the New York Times ”Woe Canada.”  David Frum, the son of Canadian broadcast legend Barbara Frum went on to Harvard where he received his law degree. Later he went on to become one of George W. Bush’s speech writers, coining the famous phrase ”Axis of Evil.” I would like to quote my fellow Canadians an excerpt of what Mr. Frum had to say in the New York Times-and decide for yourself why the Canadian media completely ignored: ’Woe Canada”:

“Over the past few weeks, a judicial inquiry in Montreal had heard charges that Canada’s governing Liberal Party was running a system of extortion, embezzlement, kickbacks, and graft as dirty as anything Americans might expect to find in this run of the mill banana republic.

The discrediting and defeat of Canada’s Liberal government would constitute a grand event in Canadian history…but the kickback scandal could reverberate outside Canada’s borders too.

Many Americans see Canada as a kind of utopian alternative to the United States, a North American democracy with socialized medicine, same sex marriage, empty prisons, strict gun laws, and no troops in Iraq.

What they don’t see is how precarious political support for this alternative has become among Canadian voters in recent years. From WW II until the 1980s, Liberal power rested on two political facts: its dominance in French-speaking Quebec and its popularity in immigrant communities of urban Ontario…

So in 1995 a multi-million dollar emergency fund was established. The fund was justified as a way to win Quebecers away from separatism by sponsoring sporting and cultural projects across the province. The fund failed in its ostensible purpose. But what the scheme did do was create a huge unmonitored slush fund from which key political figures in the province could be rewarded. A large portion of those rewards, the judicial inquiry in Montreal is being told, were then kicked back as campaign contributions to the Liberal Party as payments to Liberal insiders.

Some Liberals defend the scheme as a noble experiment gone wrong, an attempt to beat back separatism that was unfortunately corrupted by a few bad apples. But when so many apples go bad, you have to suspect that this barrel is rotten.

…Canada’s Liberals are not a party built around certain policies and principles. They are what political scientists call a brokerage party…a political entity without fixed principles or policies that exploits the power of the central state to bribe or bully incompatible constituencies to join together to share the spoils of government.

As countries modernize they tend to leave brokerage parties behind. Very belatedly, that moment of maturity may now be arriving in Canada…Canadians will gain true multi-party democracy and accountability in government Its an exchange that is long past due.”

Dateline - New Glasgow, Nova Scotia-Voice of the People

April 22 - A Forces Canada reader from New Glasgow, Nova Scotia wanted to alert his fellow Canadians about what is going on.

Two long established bars have recently closed in New Glasgow because of the smoking ban.

The local Quacks of Pictou County have been bombarding the local media with claims that” second-hand smoke is the leading cause of death in the workplace.” No evidence to support their claims was ever produced.

As the correspondent from New Glasgow pointed out this is even more ridiculous in an area with the Michelin tire plant, a Nova Scotia power plant and various steel mills.

The most ridiculous smoking ban, however, is on the entire grounds of Trenton Works-a steel and railroad car shop. Trenton Works has hundreds of welders, grinders, and paint shops, and their big concern is employees having a cigarette outdoors.

Dateline - Montreal, Quebec

April 22 - I realize its been very difficult for those of us outside Quebec to keep track of ALL the Liberal Party scandals (in addition to Gomery there is the spectacle before a House Committee where Chretien and Martin factions calling each other “liars and thieves”), but relegated to the back pages of newspapers was testimony of where the Formula 1 millions were pissed away.

In 2003,with great fanfare and to great media cheerleading the Liberals replaced the $30 million Montreal’s Formula 1 received from the tobacco companies with money from the taxpayers.

WHERE DID THAT PARTICULAR $30 MILLION GO? Paul Martin cannot tell the Canadian people with a straight face, he didn’t know where THAT $30 Million ended up. Paul Martin owes millions of Canadians an explanation!

In 2003, Forces Canada extensively covered the long soap opera. In the “I Told You So/My Back Pages” file I’ll quote what I wrote at the time. I’ll conclude this Montreal dateline with under oath testimony of where the millions of taxpayer’s dollars went. Here are some selected excerpts from Forces Canada 2003:

“August 11,2003-To those in Montreal and Quebec impacted really for the first time by the Liberal Government’s high-handedness, perhaps you might want to re-consider your overwhelming support for the Liberals in the next election.”

“October 2,2003-Are the Feds planning to make up the $30 million dollar loss, Formula 1 would lose if racing teams can not display the tobacco company logos?

If I had a bet, I’d wager that the Liberal Party would spend another 30 million pork barreling in Quebec. What’s another 30 million to buy some votes in Quebec? And the taxpayers get screwed once again…Thus this becomes another expensive junket for Martin Cauchon and his Liberal flunkies.”

Here are a couple of recent highlights of under oath testimony from the Gomery Inquiry of where your Formula 1 tax dollars went:

  • $264,000 worth of Formula 1 tickets were billed to the taxpayers of Canada by Groupaction the Liberal connected advertising agency at the center of the scandal

  • 1 million dollars to fly the Canadian flag was boosted by the costs of Groupaction’s free Formula 1tickets.

  • $12,000 for four tickets to a private box billed to taxpayers.

Where did the other $28.5 million go, Paul? Or was there lots more than $30 million that went in to the Montreal Grand Prix? What was the total tab for Canadian taxpayers?

Dateline - Windsor, Ontario

April 22 - The Windsor Star and Canadian Press reported that the Ontario Lottery and Gaming Corporation reported Monday that revenues were down sharply at Casino Windsor and Casino Niagra,”partly because of local anti-smoking bylaws.”

 Next week’s punch line in Forces Canada: Grope and Flail, Toronto Red Star, National Post basically calling Karen Bodirsky of Fair Air a stooge for Big Tobacco at Dolton’s Showtrial.  Dolton’s PARASITES claimed the most comprehensive study ever undertaken on what a smoking ban will do to Ontario’s largest employer was dismissed as Tobacco Company propaganda.

The Windsor Star reported that overall casino revenues from the Windsor Casino fell to $501 million from $639 million in 2001.These are Ontario government figures, not tobacco company propaganda. Their very own projections show the hit just the Windsor and Niagara casinos stand to take if a smoking ban is imposed: $751 million to $261 million.

This hysterical ranting comes from an Ontario government agency not Fair Air or Pubco.

Dateline - Niagara Falls, Ontario

April 22 - In a related story from Niagara Falls, the Windsor Star reported that revenues from the Niagara casino fell to $499 million from $641 million.

Also from Niagara Falls, the Toronto Red Star reported that the Crystal Gentleman’s Club-a Niagara strip joint-has launched an appeal of the smoking ban in court on the grounds that the Niagara Casino allows smoking.

The appeal claims Niagara’s anti-smoking bylaw has “nothing to do with health.”

Dateline - Toronto, Ontario

April 22 - I have been swamped with e-mails and news stories from many in Ontario about the shenanigans going on at Dolton’s Show Trial-ostensibly fair hearings on the proposed province-wide smoking ban.

I am not going to claim I am giving this story the attention it probably deserves. I am sitting on a pile of stories from across Canada. The mandate of Forces Canada is all of Canada-and not just Toronto and Ontario.

Here is the Canadian Press account of the Dolton Gang cutting off this farce after a couple of days of hearings:

“This attempt to minimize and control public comment is further proof the government knows it is proceeding with legislation that is based on punishing smokers and is unfair,” said Nancy Digneault, president of the self-proclaimed smokers’ rights group, mychoice.ca.

“The fast tracked token public hearings…avoid cities where existing local smoking bans have had adverse affects, and places such as Windsor and Niagara Falls where the proposed legislation could have severe impact.

“Daigneault also said there are many clubs, legions, charities and bars that want to have input into the smoking ban,” but clearly the government doesn’t want to hear from them.”

No kidding. I’ll have a lot more about the theatre of the absurd going on at Dolton’s show trial next week in Forces Canada.

Dateline - Saskatoon, Saskatchewan-Voice of the People

April 22 - The second winner of the Forces Canada pre-election comment comes from a voter in Saskatoon;

“Liberal ideology is intended to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.”

Dateline - Regina, Saskatchewan

April 22 - In the previous issue of Forces Canada, in a Regina datelined story, I mentioned a Robin’s donut shop at Albert St.and 25th Ave. claimed to have found a loophole in Saskatchewan’s anti-smoking bylaw.

Both the Regina Leader-Post and CBC carried follow-up stories. It seems the Robins Donut shop shares a strip mall with the constituency office of Saskatchewan Health Minister John Nilson-the minister in charge of the smoking ban. Both reported that Nilson is busy consulting his lawyers.

The Leader-Post reported that few hospitality venues are planning to follow Robin’s Donuts lead. The NDP government is threatening to”yank”the liquor licenses and VLT of any hospitality venue that doesn’t enforce the smoking ban.

Dateline - Yorkton, Saskatchewan

April 22 - CBC is reporting that the Mayor of Yorkton is complaining about the Indian owned Painted Hand Casino legally allowing smoking. Indian land is exempt from Saskatchewan’s smoking ban.

The Mayor doesn’t have to go far to complain. The Painted Hand Casino is across the street from city hall, and apparently doing a booming business.

Dateline - Lloydminster, Saskatchewan/Alberta

April 22 - The city of Lloydminster straddles the Alberta/Alberta border. There is only a smoking ban on the Saskatchewan side of town. Guess which side of town is booming and which side is a ghost town.

CBC profiled this Tale of Two Cities. Here is what Lloydminster Mayor Ken Baker told CBC: ”On the housing side, its probably 4-1 or 5-1 being built on the Alberta side.

“On the Saskatchewan side, there seems to be more of a government controlled atmosphere, a paternalistic atmosphere where in Alberta, it’s more of a free-spirit, go-out-and-make-it-happen attitude.”

Saskatchewan side bar owner, Sean Brennan, told CBC customers are going en mass to the Alberta side of town because of the smoking ban in Saskatchewan:

“In Lloyd here, you can go 100 feet to another bar and not feel like a criminal.”


“More people smoke in Canada than vote Liberal in federal elections.”
The National Post.

Before I get to the tobacco news from Canada, I have an announcement to make: it’s a forgone conclusion there will be a very dirty federal election in Canada within the next several months. My views on the Liberal Party are crystal clear.

Last week I was sent e-mail from regular Forces Canada reader. It was the thoughts of a Conservative voter in Halifax, Nova Scotia. I am including it in the Halifax dateline.

If you feel that you have something to say to your fellow Canadians preceding the election, send me e-mail at: warren.klass@3web.net or wklass44@yahoo.com. Please keep it brief, and put in the subject headline: Election comment. Let me know if you want your name included if selected for publication.

I realize that Canadians are separated by great distance, there is a rural-urban divide, and many of our citizens don’t speak English as a first language. But we have so much in common. The experience of living in Canada since the Liberal Party won power in 1993. It’s been a fun 12 years, hasn’t it?

Dateline - Halifax, Nova Scotia-Voice of the People

April 18 - A Conservative Party voter in Halifax, Nova Scotia wrote the following:

“Canadian Values” as defined by the Liberals:

  1. Bend over; you’re about to be screwed by the tax department.

  2. This is going to hurt, but its all about equality, so don’t complain or we’ll charge you with inciting hatred against…

  3. If it hurts too much, you may take the Lord’s name in vain, but not in prayer.

  4. We have free medical treatment to deal with your discomfort, but you’ll have to wait in line for 6 months.

  5. Remember to vote for us on Election Day and not those fundamentalist, extremeist, bigoted, homophobic, right wing, evangelical, hate mongers, and anti-Canadians from the west.”

Dateline - Montreal, Quebec

April 18 - The following are excerpts of a Toronto Red Star story of the mood in Quebec on the eve of the election that looks rough for the Liberals:

“Step inside the confines of La Vielle 300,a tavern that’s been serving beer on rue Sainte-Catherine since 1925,and there’s more than just the usual haze of stale smoke hanging in the air.

There’s a palpable disgust with politicians and politics, a white-hot rage at the Liberals in particular…

Asked whether the scandal has influenced his thinking on the sovereignty debate, Bernier just grimaces and takes a long pull on his cigarette….

“Whether I’m screwed by people in Ottawa or by people in Quebec, I’m still going to get screwed,”

Dateline - Toronto, Ontario

April 18 - From Rick Anderson, columnist, Toronto Red Star:

“The sponsorship scandal goes to the heart of Liberal self-satisfaction: the notion that their ends are your ends, that the Natural Governing Party knows what’s best for you. And when you doubt that, that they are entitled to twist your arms and spend your money convincing you otherwise.

In other words, Adscam is about the dark side of Liberalism, about arrogance, about self-aggrandizement and self-entitlement…

When the election comes this spring or fall is less important than what it must accomplish, which is a clean up and a fresh mandate for a forward-looking government with a constructive agenda.

If we could accomplish that, sooner is better.”

Also from Toronto, there was a press release announcing that Karen Bodirsky of the Fair Air Association of Canada (FAAC.www.faac.ca) and Edgar Mitchell of Pubco (www.pubcoalition.com) have jointly produced the most definitive, comprehensive study ever produced at what a province-wide smoking ban will do to the Ontario hospitality industry.

Both are to appear and testify in front of Dolton’s show trial.

Dateline - Winnipeg, Manitoba

Isn’t rich? Aren’t we a pair?

Me here at last on the ground, and you in midair

But where are the clowns?

Quick send in the clowns.

Don’t bother. They’re here.”

Stephen Sondheim, Send In The Clowns. A Little Night Music.

April 18 - There is much to report from Loserpeg.

One of the Asper boys that own the National Post (in addition to the Post, the Aspers own 60% of the newspapers in Canada and Global TV Network) wrote a column in the National Post calling for a delay in the vote, giving the Liberals time to recover. If you want access to the press, it helps to own one.

Several days later by a massive co-incidence, The Liberals announced funding for the Asper’s pet project in Loserpeg-$100 million funding for the Asper’s project - a monument to Dead Jews from Rich Jews funded by the Liberal Party of Canada and paid for by the taxpayers of Canada.

If I was cynical, I’d think that we are on the verge of an election and the Liberals are using the public treasury to buy some Jewish votes in Loserpeg.The Liberals hold three seats in affluent south end Winnipeg.

Also from Loserpeg, Winnipeg Sun columnist Laurie Mustard, and Winnipeg Free Press columnist Lindor Reynolds are two anti-smoking morons, who would be hard pressed to cover a fire anywhere other than Loserpeg.Both wrote a column about the NDP banning the display of cigarettes. Both are reliable anti-smoking nuts given to the usual bombast. Mustard, however, sounds unusually reasonable. Lindor Reynolds as always manages to sound like Ilsa Koch. (Great moment in anti-smoking:Ilsa Koch, an anti-smoking fanatic convicted at Nuremberg of using the skins of concentration camp inmates to make lampshades, pelvic bones were used to make ashtrays).

Excepts from the usually anti-smoker, Winnipeg Sun columnist Laurie Mustard on the N.D.P.banning the display of tobacco:

“Idiotic… but this seems a lot more posturing than prevention. The packaging will be out of sight, but smoking won’t.

Brilliant. The kids will be smiling at this one.”  

When I think of the Free Press’s Liberal Party supporter Lindor Reynolds I think of a four-letter word beginning with ”C” -Cold.  Here is a sample of her prose:

“There isn’t a cigarette package warning or advertisement too graphic for my taste. I cheered when Winnipeg’s tough anti-smoking bylaw came into effect. I am delighted the province will now force storeowners to cover up their displays of smokes so kids aren’t bombarded with advertising.

“I long for the day when no one lights up. I can claim to have the best interests of smokers at heart, but, really, I just don’t like the second-hand fumes or the costs of providing health care for long time puffers.”

I don’t recall smokers bitching about picking up the extensive medical bills of a middle-aged bitch that throws her back out doing Yoga. Smokers never bitched about picking up Lindor Reynolds’s life-style related medical bills.

Lindor concludes her hate fest with the statement:

“I offer this advice as a somewhat reformed zealot: Quit while you can folks. The alternative is just plain ugly.”

Thank you, Nurse Rached!

Lindor also lovingly quotes one of the Liberal Party funded PARASITES as saying:” We have to work to de-normalize smoking. The cigarette companies normalized it.”

Riggghhht! Normalizing smoking was all a nefarious plot of Philip Morris, and we lucky Canadian smokers get to spent $500 million a year for the Liberal Party funded PARASITE INDUSTRY to “de-normalize “us.

Hannah Arendt once defined fascism as “the normalization of barbarity.” I don’t know what I find more distasteful: Hitler trying to ”de-normalize” smokers, or the Liberal Party piggybank opened up to “de-normalize” law abiding Canadians.

Dateline_Edmonton, Alberta

April 18 - The following letter ran in the Edmonton Sun:

“Rack up another kill for Edmonton’s oppressive smoking bylaw. The EPCOR Café &Deli in the EPCOR building on Jasper Avenue recently closed. The place used to be packed with smokers every morning until the bylaw came in. The day after the bylaw hit the place was deserted, and it remained so until April 1 when the landlord changed the locks because the café wasn’t paying its rent (or so the letter in the window says). I’m sad to see it go. I enjoyed buying the occasional coffee there.”

Sean McCormick

Dateline - Vancouver, B.C.

April 18 - Radio station CKNW in Vancouver is reporting that the major recipients of Liberal Party largesse, the de-normalizing PARASITES at the B.C.branch of the Canadian Cancer Society is calling on the provincial Liberals to impose another province-wide smoking ban. The B.C.Supreme Court ruled the last one unconstitutional.

The Cancer Society’s justifacation?”  More than 500 British Columbians die each year from exposure to second-hand smoke.”

Is there any point even asking for evidence? 

Dateline - Simcoe, Ontario

April 15 - The Simcoe Reformer quotes Farm Credit Canada as predicting a bunch of tobacco farm bankruptcies. Especially hard hit will be farms in:Oxford, Brant, Holdimand and Norfolk counties.

The Reformer reported that promised aid from the Dolton Gang and the scandal plagued federal Liberals would be too little, too late to save the family tobacco farms.

Dateline - Etibioke, Ontario

April 15 - The Toronto Sun reported that a Judge has disallowed a claim from an Etibioke strip club that it is a private club exempt from the smoking ban.

The bluenoses of Etibioke can enjoy the edifying spectacle of 60 women dancing around nude, and watching porn of wide-screen TVs, but are not allowed a cigarette.

Dateline - Winnipeg, Manitoba

April 15 - The Winnipeg Sun reported that Manitoba’s NDP government is forcing retailers to hide cigarettes sold to the public.

What this latest attempt at social engineering is supposed to accomplish is anyone’s guess.

Dateline - Yorkton, Saskatchewan

April 15 - The feel good stories are all coming out of Saskatchewan.  Both CBC and the Saskatoon Star-Phoenix are reporting that the Indian owned Painted Hand Casino in Yorkton would allow smoking. Indian land is exempted from Saskatchewan’s smoking ban.

The Painted Hand Casino in Yorktown joins Indian owned casinos in Prince Albert, North Battleford, and the White Bear First Nation in allowing smoking.

New Indian owned casinos are being planned for Swift Current and near Saskatoon.

Dateline - Regina, Saskatchewan

April 15 - There are a couple of stories to report out of Regina. Both CBC and the Saskatoon Star-Phoenix are reporting that Saskatoon’s Hotel Association is challenging the constitutionality of Saskatchewan’s province-wide smoking ban. The basis of the lawsuit involves the unfair advantage enjoyed by Indians.

Tom Mullins, the president of the Saskatchewan Hotel Association told CBC that members have lost an average of 30% since the smoking ban was imposed.

The leader of the opposition Saskatchewan Party told the Star-Phoenix his party never would have gone along with supporting the province-wide ban if they had known that the Indians would be exempt. The NDP government assured all who would listen that Indians would support a smoking ban. Where the NDP got this idea is beyond me. For years Forces Canada has repeatedly quoted Indian leaders that they had no intention in banning smoking.

In other tobacco news from Regina, the Regina Leader-Post is profiling a Robin’s Donut shop located on Albert Street and 25th Avenue. This donut shop claims to have found a loophole in the smoking ban. They converted an adjacent room, open only to”stockholders”, not the general public into a smoking room. The process by which one becomes a “stockholder” is too convoluted to be repeated here.

Suffice to say the anti-smoking PARASITES are busy consulting their lawyers.

Dateline - Edmonton, Alberta

April 15 - Last week Forces Canada reported on the latest idiocy of Canada’s answer to Nurse Rached, Edmonton Sun columnist, Mindelle Jacobs. The Edmonton Sun printed the following very funny rejoinder to her column:

“Re: Alberta wimps out by Mindelle Jacobs, April 6.  OK, so the province wide smoking ban did not go through. Suck it up, girl! The next thing you know, they would be telling us we can’t smoke on our own front porch because someone might see us. If you choose to enter a venue like a casino or bingo hall as a non-smoker, then it is your choice. You are subjecting yourself to it willingly and at your own risk!”

Lana Smith


Before I get to the tobacco news from across Canada, I have a couple of announcements to make.

A regular Forces Canada reader has sent me an announcement. A group called Ontarians for Responsible Government has started a web site: www.dumpdalton.org.  Its very funny. I encourage all Ontario residents to check it out.

Mail. I get mail. Last week I reported in an Orillia datelined story how a scammer named Robert Boshaw successfully scammed E I. with the claim that he contracted pneumonia, asthma and a sinus condition from second-hand smoke.

Late last week Robert Boshaw sent me an e-mail complaining about what I wrote. In the interest of fairness here are the exact unedited words of Robert Boshaw:

“Hi Warren,

I read with interest your recent post to your website about me.

I didn’t quite understand your analogy, but whatever…

I’d love to chat with you sometime about the issue. Like I told the interviewer: before I worked at Casino Rama, I was in perfect health-now I’m not. I’ve never smoked (other than the equivalent of two packs a day at work). If you have a possible explanation, please share it. I’m sure my doctor, the Ontario Medical Association, and the HRDC office would love to hear it.

Please don’t call me a liar again. I wouldn’t wish this condition on anyone, and I’m going to do whatever I can to protect my friends and family from developing it. If it means I need to go toe to toe with small potato-heads like you so be it.

Like it or not, people like you are the minority.

Someone once told me that the truth doesn’t need to be shouted. Feel free to get back to me, but please keep your voice down.”

Rob

I learned long ago that there was nothing to be gained by getting into a pissing contest with a skunk. Lets examine the claims one by one:

Boshaw claims to have inhaled “the equivalent of two packs a day at work.” For this claim to be true he would have to recall virtually every toxicology textbook on earth. The ratio of primary to second-hand smoke is something like 100,000 to 1.

The longest most comprehensive study ever conducted on the prolonged exposure by non-smoking hospitality workers to second-hand smoke was conducted by the U.S. Department of Energy’s laboratory in Oak Ridge, Tennessee.  Using state of the art measuring equipment, the peer reviewed Oak Ridge study concluded hospitality workers were exposed to the equivalent of 1-2 cigarettes a year-not the equivalent of two packs a day as Boshaw claimed.

Furthermore not a single of the 173 non-smoking bartenders, waiters or waitresses after prolonged exposure to second-hand smoke showed any symptoms of asthma or pneumonia. Or for that matter: lung cancer, heart disease, bronchitis, inner ear infections, leprosy or the heartbreak of psoriasis.

Boshaw wanted an explanation how he could have caught pneumonia. Probably like everyone else through airborne contact with someone who had it. Asthma? For the record I have been an asthmatic for 45 years. Asthma has THOUSANDS OF CAUSES. Cigarette smoke, however, ain’t one of them.

Claims regarding second-hand smoke and asthma and pneumonia were specifically VACATED (null and void) in a 92-page decision in a 1998 in U.S. Federal Court. The decision was based on 31 epidemiological studies.

In subsequent e-mails I asked Boshaw if his doctor performed a test elevated cotanine levels. This would merely answer if he were exposed to enough second-hand smoke to even register. Passive cotanine tests would be useless because many other substances could account for increased cotanine levels. An elevated cotanine test would have only proved he was exposed to a measurable level of second-hand smoke. It would not explained if or how this supposedly caused his ailments. Cotanine is harmless, and is pissed out of one’s system very quickly.

Boshaw never responded to my questions of elevated cotanine tests. I asked about the multitude of diagnostic tests required that would eliminate the thousands of documented causes of asthma or pneumonia. Was there even a single, solitary test ever performed that would lead to this diagnosis? Boshaw’s silence on the question of testing was deafening.

What about Boshaw’s doctor, and the Ontario Medical Association? Last month I reported that an esteemed member of the Ontario Medical Association claimed second-hand smoke was responsible for the common cold and SIDS.I’m still waiting for the evidence about those claims.

As for the HRDC for those who don’t remember before the Gomery Inquiry, HRDC was the subject of the biggest scandal in Canadian history. Remember the missing 2 Billion at HRDC they couldn’t account for? The Minister responsible, Jane Nixon resigned in disgrace and left politics. HRDC is another Liberal Party success story.

In further correspondence, I suggested that Rob take his ”EVIDENCE” and contact a lawyer about suing the tobacco companies. I reminded him that 52 lawyers turned down a chance to sue the tobacco companies on behalf of Heather Crowe. Lung cancer in non-smokers only has 40 documented causes. Asthma has thousands of causes. Its one thing to bamboozle a few know-nothings in the media, it’s another to prove his claims in court.

Scroll down the page to the Orillia dateline. I NEVER CALLED ROBERT BOSHAW A LIAR. He may well be a naïve dupe, and a hypochondriac -- but I never called him a liar.

Dateline - Fredricton, New Brunswick

April 11 - The latest cause of the anti-smoking PARASITES is to call for governments to sue tobacco companies to recover the supposed costs of treating sick smokers. Late last week, Calgary Sun columnist, Rick the ding a ling Bell wrote a column calling for such action.

Canadian Press reported that the leader of the New Brunswick Liberal Party called on the provincial government to get into this shakedown business. The New Brunswick government declined pending the Supreme Court ruling on the constitutionality of a B.C. lawsuit that strips the power of defense from the tobacco companies.

Once again here is the evidence provincial governments don’t want admitted:

*In 1986 before huge tobacco taxes were imposed, Canadian smokers contributed $4.3 in taxes over medical benefits.

Source: Smokers Burden On Society: Myth And Reality In Canada. Canadian Public Policy.Vol.XVIII.No.3.Sept.1992.

*Between the years 1989-1997 Canadian smokers contributed 4.5 times in tobacco taxes as received in medical benfits. This figure came from Canadian provincial governments and also before huge new tobacco taxes were imposed.

Source: Harvard economist Kip Viscusi.The Government Composition Of Insurance Costs of Smoking. University of Chicago Journal.Vol.42.Number 2,Oct.1999.

*”On balance smokers probably pay their way at the current level of taxes on cigarettes…In contrast drinkers do not pay their way: current excise taxes on alcohol cover only about half the costs imposed on others.”

Journal of the American Medical Association. The Taxes of Sin: Do Smokers and Drinkers Pay Their Way? March 17,1989.Again before huge taxes imposed on tobacco.

*”If people stopped smoking there would be a saving in health costs but only in the short term. Eventually smoking cessation would lead to increases health costs.”

New England Journal of Medicine. The Health Costs of Smoking.Vol 337. #16.Oct.9, 1997.

Dateline - Montreal, Quebec

April 11 - The tobacco companies put out a press release that www.mychoice.ca has now expanded in Quebec. For French speakers the new sight is: www.monchoix.ca. Nancy Daigneault will be in charge there as well.

Bonne chance!

Dateline - London, Ontario

April 11 - The feel good story of the day comes from The London Free Press. It seems a whole bunch of charges against a London bar owner were thrown out of court. The offense? Allowing smoking in the wrong end of an outdoor patio, or some such idiocy.

The local PARASITES are busy consulting their lawyers, according to the Free Press.

Dateline - Kingston, Ontario

April 11 - The Kingston Whig-Standard is reporting that 16 local hospitality owners have petitioned city council to allow smoking on OUTDOOR patios. Kingston city council granted indoor exemptions to the local legion and charity bingo.

One bar owner told the Whig-Standard:” We’re the ones who have to deal with the tourists, and the tourists don’t get it.

“They’re on the patio and a car drives by and there are more fumes coming out of it than from people on the patios smoking…We’ve seen the decrease in our business. People aren’t spending the extra dollar the way they used to.”

Dateline - Kitchener/Waterloo

April 11 - The Kitchener/Waterloo Record printed a letter pleading for fairness for smoking veterans:

“When I think of the legionnaires see a group of individuals that are/were not only willing to sacrifice their life for their country should the need arise.

The legionnaires are hard working, community-minded, law abiding citizens. You would be hard pressed to call that group selfish.

This group would faithfully place their lives in the hands of the government during war and peacetime activities, but when the government wants them to butt out in their own private club, they say no.

There has to be a deeper issue involved here than just the ability to smoke in their own club.

What is the smoking ban really saying to them?”

Ann Welch

Dateline - Calgary, Alberta

April 11 - CBC reports that inmates in Alberta jails have found a good use for nicotine patches. They are smoking them.


In this special Decline of the West edition I am going to digress from the usual format to focus on some of the tobacco news from Western Canada.

Next week, Forces Canada will return with its usual Ontario dominated news, including a story from Kingston and a follow-up to an Orillia datelined story carried earlier in the week.

Dateline - Winnipeg, Manitoba

April 8 - It is perhaps karmic that Loserpeg is the source of both the ridiculous and sublime. The ridiculous involves the usual whining and bitching from a couple of know-nothing hypochondriacs -- and a medical community eager to exploit their hypochondria to further control where one is allowed to smoke.

The sublime comes from Thomas Laprade.  There has never been an individual mentioned in this page as often, with considerable justification as Thomas Laprade.  No one from our side has pierced the media bias against us as much as Thomas Laprade.

If and when, enough of us go to the polls and throw out the Liberals and NDP, and take back the country from the liars, PARASITES, and social engineers, and restore decency, there should be a statue of Thomas Laprade in every city.

Winston Churchill once said the greatest army to fight fascism was the English language. You can read Thomas’ correspondence to the Winnipeg Free Press to see how true that statement is. Here is Thomas’ letter that was published earlier this week in the Winnipeg Free Press:

“Freedom under attack

The bandwagon of local smoking bans now steamrolling across the nation from sea to sea has nothing to do with protecting people from second-hand smoke.

The bans are symptoms of a far more grievous threat; a cancer that has been spreading for decades. This cancer is the only real hazard involved-the cancer of unlimited government power.

The issue is not whether second-hand smoke is a real danger or phantom menace. The issue is: if it were harmful, what should be the proper reaction?

Should anti-tobacco activists satisfy themselves with educating people about the potential danger and allowing them to make their own decisions, or should they seize the power of government and force people to make the “right” decision?

Supporters of local tobacco bans have made their choice. Rather than attempting to protect people from an unwanted intrusion on their health, the tobacco bans are the unwanted intrusion.

Loudly billed as measures that only affect “public places,” they have actually targeted private places: restaurants, bars, nightclubs, shops, and offices-places whose owners are free to set anti-smoking rules or whose customers are free to go elsewhere if they don’t like the smoke. Some local bans even harass smokers in places where their effect on others is obviously negligible, such as outdoor public parks.

The decision to smoke, or to avoid second-hand smoke, is a question to be answered by each individual based on his own values and his own assessment of the risks. This is the same kind of decision free people make regarding every aspect of their lives: how much to spend or invest, whom to befriend or sleep with, whether to go to college or get a job, whether to get married or divorced, and so on.

All these decisions involve risks; some have demonstrably harmful consequences; most are controversial and invite disapproval from the neighbours, and only his own judgment can guide him through it.

Yet when it comes to smoking, this freedom is under attack. Cigarette smokers are a numerical minority, practicing a habit considered annoying and unpleasant to the majority. So the majority has simply commandeered the power of government and used it to dictate their behavior.

That is why these bans are far more threatening than the prospect of inhaling a few stray whiffs of tobacco while waiting for a table at your favorite restaurant. The anti-tobacco crusaders point in exaggerated alarm at those wisps of smoke while they unleash the systematic and unlimited intrusion of government into our lives.”

Thomas Laprade
Thunder Bay, Ontario

From the sublime to the ridiculous. What could the anti-smoking PARASITES do for an encore in Loserpeg? According to the Winnipeg Sun tell elderly people who require in home assistance to refrain from smoking an hour before a worker arrives -- IN THEIR OWN HOME!

The stated pretext is fear of an allergic reaction to second-hand smoke. Never mind there are no allergens in cigarette smoke.

Surprisingly there is opposition developing to this high-handed action of the NDP.  Lori Hunter, the director of the Manitoba Society of Seniors told the Winnipeg Sun: ”They’re discriminating against smokers. I don’t know if they can do that.”

The Conservative party Health critic finally raised objections to this high-handed stunt.

Dateline - Edmonton, Alberta

April 8 - There has been a ton of stories sent to me about what’s going on in Alberta. As reported before in Forces Canada, the plan is to bar minors where smoking is allowed, but otherwise the status quo will prevail.

As to be expected the entire anti-smoking media let loose. Calgary Sun columnist, ding a ling Rick Bell wrote one of his usual unreadable diatribes.

And of course, Canada’s answer to Nurse Rached, Edmonton Sun columnist Mindelle Jacobs weighed in with her usual idiocy. In her column Mindelle described the claims of lost business after smoking bans are imposed “a myth.”  Riggghhtt.  For the past few years, Forces Canada has made up all the losses suffered by the hospitality industry. I’ve spent the past few years fabricating stories from places I couldn’t find on a map from newspapers that don’t exist.

Many of you sent me your thoughts on Mindelle’s latest column. Unfortunately I can’t repeat some of the more animated names she was called. But virtually all called her a word that rhymes with witch.

Dateline - Hinton, Alberta

April 8 - Hinton recently passed a law banning minors where smoking is allowed. The Hinton Parklander ran a story about how this sop to the PARASITES had unforeseen consequences.

The Hinton charity bingo cannot be run without volunteers. Most of the volunteers are teenagers who cannot now volunteer because they are banned where smoking is allowed. The Hinton charity bingo is having a tough time recruiting enough adult volunteers.

A lengthy group of charities rely on the bingo. These include: sports teams and bands from Harry Collinge high school, Crescent Valley school, Gerard Redmond Community Catholic school, the Hinton Boys and Girls Club, and the Hinton Luge Association.  90% of the Luge Association comes from the bingo.

Dateline - Whitehorse, Yukon

April 8 - The feel good story of the day comes from the Whitehorse Star.30 people turned out for a city council meeting demanding that the smoking ban issue be re-opened claiming they were:” duped about claims of second-hand smoke.”

According to the Whitehorse charter, if 20% of the population signs a petition the law is re-opened. Organizers are getting signatures.

One participant told the Star:” if its found staff deliberately withheld this information (the dubious scientific claims of second-hand smoke), they can be fired for that. Council will then not have any ability to say they were ignorant. It will be in their face and they will be forced to reopen the debate.”

The Star also reports that smokers are refusing to park their cars in meters downtown to deprive the city of money to protest the smoking ban. Others are refusing to patronize municipal services for the same reason.


Before I get to the tobacco news from across Canada, I have an announcement to make. Regular Forces Canada readers will recognize the name of the Fair Air Association Of Canada (F.A.A.C) and its tireless spokesperson, Karen Bodirsky.

Last week, Karen sent me an e-mail to announce that FAAC has put out a video about the proposed Ontario smoking ban entitled:” Who’s Your Nanny?” The video can be downloaded at the FAAC site: www.faac.ca. There will be more about the FAAC in the Orillia dateline.

Dateline - St. John’s, Newfoundland

April 4 - A hospitality industry group representing the Newfoundland and Labrador hospitality industry put out a press release calling for Designated Smoking Rooms (DSRs) instead of a smoking ban. The restaurant and foodservice industry is a $452 million business responsible for employing 13,200 in a perennial have not province. The hospitality industry is among Newfoundland’s largest employers.

In other news from Newfoundland, Canadian Press reported that the tax on cigarettes went up by .25 cents a pack.

Dateline - Halifax, Nova Scotia

April 4 - CBC Nova Scotia reported that a stolen van was used as a battering ram to smash through a Nova Scotia tobacco shop. Several bags of cigarettes were stolen.

Dateline - Montreal, Quebec

April 4 - The Montreal Economic Institute put out a press release opposing a smoking ban in Quebec.

Dateline - Orillia, Ontario

April 4 - I have often used the term “Blood-Libel” to describe the claims of those supposedly stricken with ailments caused by second-hand smoke. As recently as the early 20th century in Eastern Europe there were periodic claims that Jews would kidnap Christian babies to use their blood to make Passover matzo (unleavened bread). Hence the term “Blood-Libel.” There was never any evidence ever supplied, but these rumors were widely believed and served stir up hatred and to start pogroms.

The Nazis in fact used this very Blood-Libel in their anti-smoking propaganda for smoking bans. In various propaganda venues, second-hand smoke was labeled:” A Jewish plot to poison the Aryan race.”

Like the Nazis, various claims about second-hand smoke have become the new “Blood-Libel” of Canada. The most famous Canadian Blood-Libel involved the claim of Ottawa waitress Heather Crowe who supposedly got lung cancer from second-hand smoke. Never mind for a moment that there are 40 documented causes of lung cancer in non-smokers, and not one iota of scientific evidence that second-hand smoke is the 41st;the Liberal government and its $500 million a year PARASITE Industry spent millions spent millions selling this Blood-Libel to Canadians. What makes this even more ridiculous is the fact that it’s a valid question if Heather Crowe ever had lung cancer in the first place.

But why let anything as mundane as truth, evidence or facts get in the way of a Blood-Libel?

This introduction brings us to Canada’s latest Blood-Libel. The Toronto Red Star and Canadian Press are both reporting that a 36-year-old casino worker from Orillia named Robert Boshaw has successfully received E.I.because of second-hand smoke. This is the second successful claim of its kind in Canada, the other being some hypochondriac in Nova Scotia.

Mr. Boshaw claimed, with absolutely no evidence that second-hand smoke was responsible for his getting: pneumonia, sinus infections and getting asthma at age 36.Needless to say there is no evidence in medical or scientific literature that remotely substantiates these claims. Asthma for example has thousands of causes, but tobacco smoke, which has no allergens, is not one. Does Mr.Boshaw even have asthma or is it the mis-diagnosis from some Quack who wants another Heather Crowe?

Surprise-surprise. Robert Boshaw, not being content with merely scamming E.I.is preparing to testify in favor of smoking bans.

Karen Bodirsky of the Fair Air Association of Canada (FAAC) put out a press release calling for Designated Smoking Rooms to protect these kinds of hypochondriacs from second-hand smoke.

Dateline - St. Thomas, Ontario

April 4 - The St. Thomas Times Journal recently profiled a self-confessed unlikely activist, 52 year old Brenda Langeille.What got Mrs. Langeille riled up was the sight of her 70 year old father and his elderly buddies forced outside of the St. Thomas Legion to have a cigarette.  St. Thomas granted a smoking exemption to the local charity bingo. Why not the Legion?

Mrs. Langeille has started a petition to give the Legion the same exemption granted the bingo. Her goal is 500 signatures to present to city council. She has already collected 302,a third coming from non-smokers.

Dateline - Brampton, Ontario

April 4 - Northpeel.com is reporting that Brampton restaurants are trying to get around the smoking ban by turning themselves into private clubs by charging a $1 fee.

Dateline - Toronto, Ontario

April 4 - Usually Forces Canada reports on the closing of a bar or restaurant after a smoking ban is imposed. Beer sales usually plummet after smoking bans are imposed.

Both the Grope and Flail’s Report on Business and the Toronto Red Star are reporting that Labatt’s, Canada’s largest brewery is closing its Toronto plant. Neither paper mentioned Toronto’s smoking ban as a reason for the closure but it certainly seems to be co-incidental.

Also from the Big Lemon comes the Dumb and Dumber story. Both McLean’s magazine and the Ottawa Journal are reporting that the Ontario N.D.P. have a solution to the problems of Ontario’s Tobacco farmers: let them grow “Medical” marijuana. Never mind that marijuana-medical or otherwise-is way more carcinogenic than tobacco.

Dolton’s agriculture minister shot down that idea and proposed something even dumber. Ontario’s tobacco growers should switch to fruit and vegetables on sandy tobacco soil in a glutted market for both.

Dateline - Thunder Bay, Ontario

April 4 - The feel good story of the day comes from Thunder Bay. Last year Forces Canada reported that the young geniuses at Lakehead University (Flakehead U) voted to ban smoking outdoors on its campus.

According to a story from the Thunder Bay Chronicle-Journal these young scholars had no idea what they were voting for. They thought they were voting only for an indoor smoking ban and had no idea they were voting to ban smoking on the entire campus.

The Chronicle-Journal reported that they took another vote. This time 811 out of 1,100 voted to rescind the previous outdoor smoking ban at Flakehead U.

Dateline - Kenora, Ontario

April 4 - The Kenora Miner, the Thunder Bay Chronicle Journal and the Winnipeg Free Press all got around to carrying accounts of the story previously reported in Forces Canada that local Ontario Quack Dr. Peter Sarsfield’s unsuccessful attempt to ban indoor smoking in Northern Ontario will be appealed to a tribunal in Toronto in September. The first tribunal ruled Sarsfield over stepped his authority.

In the Let Them Eat Cake department, Sarsfield told the Winnipeg Free Press: ”bars, tobacco farmers and corner stores that sell cigarettes should just accept the inevitable decline in smoking and find another way to make money.”

Why doesn’t the Ontario government ban tobacco entirely? 40% of the Ontario budget goes to pay the salaries of Quacks like Sarsfield.  Ontario only has an accumulated debt of $126 Billion. I’m sure Sarsfield and his ilk would have no problem accepting less money because of the decline in smoking, and its inevitable economic fallout.

Dateline - Winnipeg, Manitoba

April 4 - This wouldn’t be Loserpeg if the anti-smoking PARASITES weren’t bitching about something. The latest bitching involves stores”advertising”cigarettes. What do they mean by advertising? Advertising the price, such as “two packs for $17.98”.

Both Winnipeg papers ignored the latest bitching. Only Broadcast News carried the story.

Dateline - Calgary, Alberta

April 4 - The endless lobbying on behalf of a province-wide smoking ban by PARASITE Less Hagen of Ash (Action on Smoking and Health) dominated Alberta media coverage. However, one of Canada’s greatest heroes, Thomas Laprade of Thunder Bay had the following heavily edited letter published in the Calgary Sun:

“Would Les Hagen (Action on Smoking and Health) ask for a free vote on MLA Dave Rodney’s smoking ban bill if 75% of the public smoked?”

Dateline - Edmonton, Alberta

April 4 - Edmonton Sun columnist Kerry Diotte wrote a column that took on the claims of the anti-smoking PARASITES. Here is an excerpt:

“The frustrating thing for those opposed to sweeping bans is the whole smoke-free movement is a steamroller backed by well paid lobbyists and well oiled government campaigns. Both of these play fast and loose with facts on second-hand smoke-but that doesn’t seem to matter.

Claims by lobbyists and governments that second-hand smoke kills hundreds or thousands of people annually simply isn’t backed up by science.

The most comprehensive study (involving 118,000 people) of the effects of second-hand smoke, published by the British Medical Journal, concluded its “premature to conclude that environmental tobacco smoke causes death from coronary heart disease and lung cancer.”

If there really scores of Canadians dying directly as a result of second-hand smoke, citizens deserve to be told their names so we can become familiar with their individual stories. But that can’t happen because it’s simply not true.”

Dateline - Terrace, B.C.

April 4 - The Terrace Standard reported that residents of a convalescent nursing home have banned smoking. Some unsupervised seniors dropped lit cigarettes on themselves and burned themselves to death. Rather than properly supervise these people, the nursing home banned smoking instead,

Even the Health Officer considered the smoking ban unnecessary and an over-reaction.  

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