Department of pornography and falsehood
Départment de la pornographie et de la falsité

 

Here is the collection so many have asked us for!

PORNO HEALTH CANADA

"This ain't no way to be Canadian"

January 2001 - Once upon a time, when we were "behind", we used to smoke, drink, have fun - and take offence if somebody dared to mind our business. Now, however, we are "advanced", and we seem to love being told what, when and how to do things. And - even better - we really seem to appreciate when we are insulted, lied to, and sanctioned "for our own good".

This is the case in Canada, where the nanny state does not hesitate to impose (of course) pornographic imagery on cigarette packages. Pornography does not only mean sexually explicit materials; it commonly refers to anything that is obscene. So the pornography in this case involves pictures of cancers, tumours of the lips, rotten lungs, and a complete array of disease portrayed for the enjoyment of smokers. What is really pornographic, however, is not the imagery itself, as much as the fact that NONE of the diseases and "dangers" depicted in the pictures can be proven to be caused by smoking. But who cares? Obtuse parents in the past used to scare their children with threats of "calling the boogie man" to control their behaviour. But - should we say fortunately? - today's kids laugh at the new pictures while they light up, and that is the real effect of antismoking propaganda.

Short of total incompetence, Health Canada is perfectly aware it is divulging false and distorted information. That makes it a con, but what can one do when cons have made it to government chairs? Certainly, writing petitions is useless! And that question, responsible Canadians should really take seriously.

Just like members of criminal organisations taking pride in their criminal records, antismoking organisations and ministries of health compete to become more and more revolting and false, so that they can be more proud of themselves. Health Canada may not be the only medical pornographer for long, either. Europe is considering following the squalid example of such an "advanced" country, and to make its own porno labels mandatory (of course!) on tobacco packaging in a couple of years or so. Hell, how can Europe fall behind North America in the race for falsehood and bad taste?

Well, for our European friends (and for the rest of the world) here is the complete "porno" collection for a preview of things to come - unless it is stopped with whatever it takes.

Click on the icons for larger images. Click on the captions for commentaries and information, or to connect to the appropriate section of FORCES - The Evidence to see the massive scientific evidence disproving each fraudulent statement.

We are preparing the evidence for the lung cancer and stroke graphics, so come back soon! Due to popular demand, we did not want to wait any longer to show you the rest of these.

Click on the caption for further information Click on the caption to see the massive scientific evidence disproving this fraudulent statement Click on the caption to see the massive scientific evidence disproving this gross exaggeration Click on the caption to see the scientific evidence disproving this fraudulent statement
CIGARETTES CAUSE MOUTH DISEASE IDLE BUT DEADLY WHERE THERE'S SMOKE THERE'S HYDROGEN CYANIDE EACH YEAR, THE EQUIVALENT OF A SMALL CITY DIES FROM TOBACCO USE
 

Impressive image, but was it caused by tobacco? How a THEORY is spent as a certainty by professional cons. Click on the caption for more information.

  

Impressive image, but was it caused by tobacco? How a THEORY is spent as a certainty by professional cons. Click on the caption for more information.

  

Click on the caption to see the scientific evidence disproving this fraudulent statement

  

Click on the caption for more info on emphysema. The other misinformation of this label is covered elsewhere in this section
CIGARETTES CAUSE LUNG CANCER CIGARETTES CAUSE STROKES CIGARETTES ARE A HEART BREAKER CIGARETTES LEAVE YOU BREATHLESS
 

Click on the caption for some fun on the obsession of the antismoking cons with this lie

  

Click on the caption to see the massive scientific evidence disproving this fraudulent statement

  

Click on the caption to see the scientific evidence disproving this scientific distortion

  

Click on the caption to see the massive scientific evidence disproving this fraudulent statement
TOBACCO USE CAN MAKE YOU IMPOTENT CIGARETTES HURT BABIES CIGARETTES ARE HIGHLY ADDICTIVE TOBACCO SMOKE HURTS BABIES
What is a premature death? Another fraud of the antismoking propaganda! Click on the caption for more information of this fraud. YES, YOU ARE! Of all the antismoking frauds, the passive smoke one is the most abject of all. Click on the caption for massive evidence on this fraud. Don't worry kids, we do not! Health Canada and the antismokers are the only bad guys here. Click on the caption for massive evidence on their lies. More bad taste tactics on the same THEORY spent as scientific certainty by the Health Canada cons. Click on the caption for more information.
CHILDREN SEE CHILDREN DO YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE SMOKING THIS CIGARETTE DON'T POISON US CIGARETTES CAUSE LUNG CANCER