ANTISMOKING STATISTICAL TECHNIQUES REVEALED...

We have discovered how the techniques used by the antismokers to figure out tobacco-related deaths and social costs...
What some people can do with numbers, and make it appear as if it makes sense!

THE DAY OFF

There are 365 days per year available for work.
There are 52 weeks per year in which you already
have two days per week off.
Leaving 261 days available for work.
Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work,
you have already used 174 days,
leaving only 87 days available.
You spend 30 minutes each days on coffee breaks -
that accounts for 23 days each year,
leaving only 64 days available.
With a 35 minute lunch period each day
(and occasional longer lunch periods for special occasions),
you have used up another 29 days,
leaving only 35 days available for work.
You normally spend 3 days per year on sick leave.
This leaves you only 32 days for work.
There are 11 holidays per year,
so your available working time is down to 21 days.
We generously give 20 days vacation per year,
which leaves 1 day available for work,
and I'll be damned if you're going to take that day off!!