HUMOUR - A JOKE FOR THESE SAD TIMES

HUMOUR

A JOKE FOR THESE SAD TIMES

" Two old ladies were outside their nursing home having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

Lady 1: 'What's that?
Lady 2: 'A condom.'
Lady 1: 'Where'd you get it?'
Lady 2: 'You can get them at any drugstore.'

The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a package of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, in her early 90s, and perhaps close to a premature death ), but politely asks what brand she prefers.

"Doesn't matter," she replies, "as long as it fits a Camel."

The druggist fainted. "

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