NORMAN KJONO'S CORNER - The Trough Skimmer
Public Safety alert!

Announcing The Evolution Of A Dangerous "Specy"

Skimmus Activus Lootis

(The Trough Skimmer)

This specy is a hybrid, evolving over the past decade on the North American continent. As of November 1, 1997 there are confirmed sightings of Skimmus Activus in Europe and Canada as well.

Hybrid Characteristics

LOCUST - It is voracious, destructive, and unbridled consumer.
SCORPION - It stings with the venom of orchestrated intolerance. Venom induces a state of righteous euphoria without positive moral standards, and remove normal human inhibitions to uncivil and violent behaviour.
COCKROACH - Its preferred habitat is the dark recesses of any special interest coven that is close to its exclusive food source: the public through.

Specy Creation, Variations, And Breeding

This biohazard was accidentally created by the National Cancer Institute (NCI) in 1981 during its early social engineering research. Recognizing Skimmus Activus vast potential for human behaviour modification, NCI explored eugenics applications of this hybrid 1984-1989 in the COMMIT program. Care, feeding, and promotion of the species has been the responsibility of the American Stop Smoking Intervention Study (ASSIST) sine 1991, when it introduced Trough Skimmer in 17 states. Prolific breeding capabilities, supported by a generous federal grant food supply, produced total infestation throughout the United States by 1996.

There are numerous varieties of Through Skimmer. In Virginia, one variety injures consumers of tobacco products with explosive cigarettes packages. Another variety, hosted by a Washington, D.C. tax exempt organization, promotes a scheme to insert cyanide in cigarette packages through product tampering. Details of the cyanide tampering scheme were made available through the Internet in schools and libraries at http://www.ash.org/protagonist.html. President Clinton honoured the promoter of that cyanide product tampering scheme at the White House.

An Illinois variant attacks women who are eight months pregnant. A Pacific Northwest deviant incites persons to throw liquids at those who smoke outside sport arenas. This species is bred to optimize genetic traits that produce intolerance of, and violence toward, public target groups.

Methods Of Human Infection

The Specy secretes a toxic pheromone that renders humans unable to resist mean spirited judgemental pronouncement compulsion. Infection occurs though o series of bites over an extended period. Victims are usually unaware of Phase I infection, as they perceive the genetic compulsions caused by the venom to be expressions of what is politically correct. Each attack injects a greater dose of venom, decreasing the victim's ability to control intolerance.

Phase II venom released endorphin, inducing a state of self-righteous euphoria in which the victim is unable to discern junk science from honest research. Subsequent injections degrade the victim's ability for civil discourse or non-violent behaviour.

Terminal phase attacks inject DNA-altering cultures which transform humans to the mature life form. Left untreated, infection is terminal to humans. Persons who become addicted to Phase II endorphin release experience accelerated species transformation.

The only known antidote to Through Skimmer venom is positive energy released when people genuinely express emotions of caring about one's neighbour as themselves. The antidote is only effective prior to Phase II infection.

Those who become endorphin addicted or experience transformation are beyond redemption. The merciful action to take for those so infected is to isolate and ignore them. Let alone, they will quickly consume their narcissistic selves.

Substantial reductions in Trough Skimmer population have occurred by banning professional anti- tobacco activists who are paid to promote stereotypes and negative labels about persons who lawfully consume legal tobacco products.

Complete eradication of this dangerous species can be achieved by each person living a simple premise each day:

We all belong, we all need to get along.

Copyright © 1997 Norman E. Kjono


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