The peoples of the
great American Californian state are the most free in the world. The great news
is that plans are underway to extend these enlightened freedoms to the union and
even the world. How did all of these great freedoms come about?
Plutocracy and
democracy completely failed to provide the subjects and serfs of California with
these excellent freedoms. It was achieved by the introduction of the age old
institution of monarchy. California is the worlds first unconstitutional
kingdom. At the throne of this kingdom sits, His Majesty, His Royal Highness,
King Stanton 1, Stanton the Great!
Stanton the Great
bestows upon his serfs freedoms of infinite wisdom. One day His Highness grants
particle freedom, the next His Majesty grants tobacco freedom. On the third day
His Grace decrees food freedom. One day Stanton the Great may wish to grant his
subjects speech freedom too. So great is His wisdom, that nobody has been able
to fathom it.
The state was once
ruled by governors and parliaments of persons elected by the plesbiscite. The
plesbiscite indulged into all sorts of behaviours that might inflict damage on
themselves and each other. Such disorders could not be allowed to continue.
Bravely and resolutely Stanton the Great grabbed initiative and power, reducing
the governors role to that of a puppet, which is only the rightest.
So great is His
Highness in his powers, that at the whim of his words, the governor is relocated
to rule from his tent, if he does not suit the wishes of his Master, Stanton the
Great.
Welcome to the
Kingdom of California!
Excuse me, but
when are the Californians going to resort to what they should have done a long
time ago – oust this pompous ass (not your rear end, but a crossbreed between a
horse and a mule). This heehaawing number juggling nut belongs in one of his
self declared smoke free prisons. It's high time that the governor issues a pink
slip from his paper tent. If not, the only path to liberty seems to be to employ
a lead pellet of enlightenment.
Get rid of that
miserable man and his perverted ideas about freedom. |
CALIFORNIA LAND OF THE FREE
