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Forces' StarWars | WM | March 21, 2003
<p><em> Star date 3721.1 (Year of Grace 2274, April 1st)</em></p> <p><em><strong>NEW TOBACCO INDUSTRY DOCUMENTATION FOUND</strong> - After careful investigation, fossilised documentation has been found hidden behind an archaeological No Smoking sign in the Philip Morris Antitobacco Museum of the Alpha-Eridani star cluster. </em></p> <p><em><strong>James T. Jerk</strong>, president of the Galactic Antismoking Commission (GAC) and descendent of Stanton Glantz the Third who lived in what was called California before its final bankruptcy and annexation to Iraq in 2007, has finally found a link between FORCES (Federation Of Rebellious Cardassians Enjoying Smoking) and the Philip Morris Empire. It took 277 years but we nailed the bastards. PM is now in control of the Second Quadrant after winning the 123,734th galactic lawsuit, but bending over with the 57th ISA (Interstellar Settlement Agreement). </em></p> <p><em>Smoking causes 7 trillion and 266 billion deaths on 45 planets, according to the Phorengi's CON-Amalgamated statistical neural computer.</em></p> <p> </p> <p><em><br /></em></p> Embed this Video on your site >>Jump To Hotlink >> Can't play the media? Try alternate >> |
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