From TheSpoof.com. The Spoof tells us “anti-smoking nazis have pushed for smokers to be banned from smoking anywhere in the country – whether it be inside their own homes or outside in the open air.” That’s really not unlikely. We’re also told the loss in cigarette taxes will be made up by legalization of cocaine with an eighty per cent tax on it. The percentage is at least unlikely. By comparison to cigarette taxes eight hundred per cent would be closer to the mark. That’s why underground dealers are already putting convenience stores out of business. Enjoy The Spoof’s little joke and whatever forbidden fruits you care to indulge in.
Crack. Fizz. Gulp. Ahhhhhh. Is there a drinking experience more classically Australian than ripping the ring-pull off a beer? "The visceral pleasure from that first crack of a beer can is identical to popping a champagne cork," says wine and drinks writer Mike Bennie. "There's also huge appeal in the tinnie's nostalgia factor."