According to Dutch Health Nazis themselves one fifth of bars and cafés in the Netherlands ignore the smoking ban. That’s just four fifths short of where it ought to be, but we trust many more defy outside of the Gestapo’s radar range, and of course we applaud every wise lawbreaker.
We’re told the Dutch Nazis are furious. They say defying fascism is “unfair.” Now doesn’t that just break your heart?
Console yourself, with a cigarette, in a bar.