Eradicating choice

<p>California legislators awoke one morning and discovered to their dismay that the Health Reich had overlooked one choice available to Californians not offered to most other Americans.&nbsp; Corrective measures have been taken.</p>

Grandpa ID’d when buying beer

<p>A trip to the grocery store to buy some beer for a party at the local senior citizens center turned absurd when the 77-year-old purchaser was refused service for not providing proof he was old enough to buy alcohol.</p>